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the groupchat didn't laugh at this but maybe u will

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lets get carried by mama

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let's get grassy with mama

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House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

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3 boys, 1 shared brain cell

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Shout out to everyone doing the hard yet necessary work of posting about fictional characters kissing online.

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(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠) house x random textposts pt.2

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doodle dump 2

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mouse bites™

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House MD was crazy for having their mc be an autistic bisexual depressed disabled drug addict who canonically self harms and experienced abuse AND was in a doomed codependent toxic yaoiship with his repressed homosexual bestie

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Arthur has the opposite of a competency kink, i fear

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og post

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oh my GOODNESS??? this is so incredible, you are so talented!!! i feel so honored that my little post inspired something like this what the heck

something about how during eighth year, draco twists his hair up into a bun right at the back of his head, but where the hell is he supposed to get a hair tie? so he sticks his wand in it to keep it up, of course, but then what’s he supposed to do when he needs to use his bloody wand? and here comes stupid potter, oooooh he can do wandless magic, isn’t he so special and so goddamn annoying? well clearly he doesn’t need that wand then, so draco will just take it right off the table thank you very much, and stick it right in the bun at the back of his head, and carry on practicing his spells. only that, it actually holds quite well and he tends to forget it’s there, and nobody really asks any questions when they see him parading around hogwarts with the chosen one’s wand sticking out of his hair.

anyway, on the rare occasion draco deigns to return harry his wand, harry can’t help but notice it smells like draco’s shampoo, and every once in a while when draco’s using both of those hands to twist up that hair, he’ll hold harry’s wand right between his teeth before he sticks it behind his head, and there’s just something about that.