mischief-the-chaos-gremlin

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Mischief walking in the room

Baby Shinso gasp: is that blood?!

Mischief: No, it's ketchup.

Baby Shinso: ...

Mischief: ...

Mischief: Of course it's blood, but don't worry, it's not mine.

Baby Shinso: I'm telling dads!

Mischief: wait, am joking is a joke, is ketchup is KeTcHupppp.

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Kaminari: if i punch myself and it hurts, what am i ? Strong or weak.

Kirishima: strong !

Monoma: weak.

Mischief: stupid ?

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Monoma petting Mischief in complete silence.

Shinso on the phone: Dad come pick me up, I am scared.

Aizawa: okay, what the little shit did this time.

Shinso: nothing, she and neito, are quiet and behaving well for more than 5 minutes, It scares me.

Aizawa: okay, I am on my way.

Mischief: and then they call me dramatic, the audacity.

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Mischief: for you hoomans what's worse than a heartbreak?

Present Mic: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.

Shinso: Waking up in the morning.

Aizawa: Waking up.

Shinso: agree.

Mischief: never in all my 9 lives I through I would agree with a hooman, but here we are. History.

Present Mic: *stares in disbelief*

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Monoma and Mischief accidentally set the kitchen on fire.

Mischief: We need an adult!

Monoma: Mischief, you are an adult!

Mischief: We need an adultier adult! Get Aizawa!

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Monoma: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Shinso: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Mischief: And you just ran away?!

Monoma: I didn't expect him to flirt back!

Mischief: Pathetic.

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At 1A dorms.

Eri accidentally broke her crayon: ah shit

*1A collective gasp*

Mischief: who teach, the little hooman kitten that WORD.

Mischief: *pull a knife* I just wanna to talk. *menacingly looking into distance* I. just. wanna. to. TaLk.

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Aizawa: I’m at a loss of words.

Mischief, narrating: despite being at a loss of words, he yelled at me for the following twenty-five minutes.

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Aizawa: Mischief, what do you have there?

Mischief: a knife.

Aizawa: no. *runs after her*

Mischief: *runs faster* Thou shall never catch me alive mortal hooman.

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Mischief: don't worry, I don't bite.

Shinso: but do you stab.

Mischief: I don't bite.

Aizawa passing by: Lies, little shit also bites.

Mischief: *offended* Traitor.

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Aizawa: what you did while I was gone today?

Mischief: *stare into the distance*

Aizawa: Mischief, what you did?

Mischief: *stare menacingly into the distance *

Aizawa *takes a deep breath*: MiScHieF what that fuck did you do?

Mischief: *Runs*