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truly

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me omw to giving sam my own tattoo

as someone who loves when people draw tma avatars with little earrings in a shape that symbolizes their Patron (the eye earrings for elias and jon or web or spider ones for annabelle etc) i present you a new headcanon:

every "avatar" (or whatever they are in tmagp) has a tattoo that symbolizes their powers

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The way I started twirling my hair when I was listening to Episode 6 of The magnus protocol. I have trypanophobia but I can get over it for him

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does anyone know what's the deal with the Magnus Institute?

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"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

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The train has arrived and it's only a matter of time

(or is it… commission for @moons-br based on a scene from their upcoming fic!!)

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Drunk Space Pirate mp3 Collection?

I saw a couple notes on a previous post that I think were asking me to share these so here you go! All the mp3 Drunk Space Pirates I have!

These are all from YouTube videos I found so most everything is cut from liveshows found in this playlist (DTTM has no dialogue so it's spoiler free and less painful, besides you can hear the full version in the official album anyhow):

Except the one labeled HNOC came from here:

I don't know of anymore versions atm, but I wanted as many variations as I could find and put it on my mp3 player. You know. Just for fun. I like Drunk Space Pirate! Also my fav versions are probably the TBI Debut and the UDAD Live ones.

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“kill them with kindness” wrong. ceaseless watcher gaze your eyes upon this wretched thing👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

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finished a whole party commission for a friend for our cyberpunk campaign!

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character design for a grave cleric I’ll hopefully be playing in the next year or so :) (v, they/he/she)

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I barely remember it but there was a picture of Tim from like the knees up and bright purple lighting. He’s holding his guitar and I know nothing else. This was like the first mechs photo I saw and I haven’t found it again

heres a bunch of gunpowder timothy including the color purple and some orange ones for fun

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I feel somewhat obligated to make this shitpost of a meme and I’m not sorry about it (lie)

(Formatting inspired by @ieattaperecorders’s that one stp meme)

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what one session will do to a mf

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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

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sometimes a family is you, the hero, the cold, the broken, the smitten, the cheated, the skeptic, the stubborn, the opportunist, the paranoid, the hunted, the contrarian, the princess you all have repeatedly failed the slay, and the narrator who hates you all.