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If you like Dragon Age, Neil Gaiman’s American Gods and/or Laura Bailey’s voice, come get hype for Stray Gods with me. 

And here’s the steam link if you wanna wishlist 

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I just absolutely love a show where it’s clear everyone working on it loves these characters as much as we do

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😱😱😱

DiD yOu ReAd My DiArY?!

😳😳😳

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No but all the fanfic got it right Amity is learning Spanish and using terms of endearment this is insane I'm eating sand I'm levitating holy frick--

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Thought experiment: the crew of a hypothetical Star Trek style TV show that’s been deliberately contrived to cause as many arguments as possible between canon-conscious fanfic authors.

A chief engineer whose facial appearance is apparently shockingly unusual, but whose face is never actually seen. The engineering deck is often obscured by steam, and their responsibilities frequently require them to wear a full-face protective shield, while any time they’re encountered outside of engineering they’re shot exclusively from the back, or with some foreground object conveniently blocking their face. There’s a running gag where any time someone tries to describe them they just can’t seem to come up with the right word.  

A tactical officer who may or may not actually have a name. Unlike the chief engineer, above, no conspicuous concealment ever occurs; the show’s plot and dialogue are simply structured so that their name just happens never to come up, in such a way that a given audience member might not notice until someone points it out to them. The character is, of course, one half of the show’s primary canon ship. The show’s supplementary material is likewise phrased in such a way that the character’s name is never stated, with the character’s actor being credited as “also featuring”.  

A chief medical officer who manages to deploy a strangely topical anecdote from their implausibly extensive prior career in nearly every episode. These anecdotes are careful never to directly contradict each other, but in aggregate form a personal history which cannot conceivably be true. The possibility that they’re just spinning tall tales is ruled out by the fact that their anecdotes are frequently corroborated by comments from other crew members who’ve either heard about the incident in question or were present themselves for some (generally unspecified) reason.  

A communications officer and a science officer who are played by the same actor. They’re never seen on screen together, even while off duty. (e.g., at any gathering where one of them appears, the other “couldn’t make it”.) The circumstances that prevent them from ever being in the same room are often set up to lead the audience to suspect that they’re looking at one character pretending to be two separate people for some unspecified reason, but only characters who aren’t members of the crew ever notice the fact that they’re identical apart from the colour of their uniforms; the other crew members simply don’t see the resemblance.  

The captain, who appears in every single episode and often plays a central role in the plot, yet has no regular actor, being portrayed by an endless parade of guest stars. Their age, gender, and overall appearance is usually wildly different from episode to episode, though they always wear the same distinctive headgear in order to allow the audience to easily recognise them. This is apparently a diegetic phenomenon, as other characters will occasionally comment in passing on the captain’s current appearance, but the phenomenon is otherwise so unremarkable to them that its significance is never discussed.

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reporter: mr president, do you have anything to say to the people of america?

charlie, acting as nixon: gay marriage is legal now

reporter: mr president???

charlie: trans rights

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the danvers sisters can… and will 😤

( incorrect supergirl 4/? )

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you can summarize the entirety of dnd with fearne saying ‘i’ll probably make my rounds through everybody’ to a group that’s comprised of an elderly werewolf, a dead woman, a robot, a man mourning his murdered husband, a woman who went on her first date a week ago, and the person who has ‘fuck off’ on written on their weapon

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not fearne’s fey grandmother being called MORRIGAN

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LADIES is it gay to clutch the hand of your traveling partner as you fall asleep with the hope that maybe, just maybe, if you hold onto her tight enough in sleep, then she will accompany you in your dreams, and her presence will make the nightmares just a little more bearable?

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marisha really said: my characters WILL be everywhere and there’s nothing you can do. my c1 character will be in every campaign. my c3 character will be in c1 retroactively. my c3 character will be in our c1 animated series. my c2 character will be immortalized in exandrian history because she’s a giant nerd and her writings will forever exist in archives. my c1 character will casually be the most powerful person in exandria. my c3 character literally cannot age and may just live forever. she’s so right for that.

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Oh hey it’s Laudna

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Zac Oyama can do it all:

Are you my dad?

Am I my dad?

Can I be your dad?

He has the range

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So excited for the Challenge cup! And so many changes...it's gonna be so strange!

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i call this piece "Ode To My Favorite Critical Role Scene"

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Awesome