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* ~*Hello. You can call me Mary and my pronouns are she/her. I'm a occasional writer and full time fool. All you'll find here is funny things and social justice. Sean Diaz is my sons-band and I also cried when Lee Everett and Commander Shepard died. I turned off my follower count, so if you follow me and want me to notice you, send me an ask. Unfortunately I do like Marvel, Star Wars, and a lot of the stuff Disney produces so I post about it from time to time. Ao3 Writing Blog My Gifs Music I like Mass Effect fan blog Memes I stole

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misterkingdom · 5 hours

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#lmao #a classic

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this is what they dont tell you in those “my parents sold me to one direction” fics

#😳#this is what all my Gortash/Raphael fanfics look like #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #Enver Gortash #Raphael #my father

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misterkingdom · 7 hours

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why yes I have seen tinks

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misterkingdom · 7 hours

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me, begging on my knees, sobbing, voice raw, whispering quietly: please dear god let me enjoy something in moderation

brain: OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED

#lmao #me with bg3

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misterkingdom · 18 hours

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I can feel myself growing eviler with each passing day.

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misterkingdom · 2 days

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Astarion: I think he likes us. Tav: I like him, too. But I'd never say it to his smarmy face. Raphael has a crush on Tav and tries real hard to act cool about it.

#raphael #raphael bg3 #raphael baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my father

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misterkingdom · 2 days

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It won't be long before I come knocking on your door. Ta-ta... for now. - Raphael

#sorry I had to kill you king #but I feel like you’d understand #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #raphael #raphael bg3 #my father

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misterkingdom · 2 days

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TRUE BLOOD | 3.03

#ideal ship dynamic #true blood #I have never watched this

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misterkingdom · 2 days

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Raphael: A Summary

#my father #😔#raphael #raphael baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #Baldur’s Gate 3

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misterkingdom · 2 days

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#somehow this sounds bad but I like it anyway #Sza #tunes

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misterkingdom · 3 days

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#hideous #I approve #I hate how much I love you tho #enver gortash #BG3 #baldur’s gate 3

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misterkingdom · 3 days

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Why do roaches feel the need to fly? I’m already scared! They don’t need to now escalate the situation! It’s like if a guy took out a knife and said “gimme your wallet” and then when I’m like “okay man I don’t want any trouble, here you go,” he also takes out a gun.

#lmao

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misterkingdom · 3 days

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you ever get a bus driver who drives like they’re running from god

#lmao

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