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Torpedoes out

mermaid megafauna

patreon . bsky

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"MOVE YOUR FUCKING THUMB!!!"

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Shondo, my beloved

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The nightgown in question:

Focus

Weiss: Jaune?

Jaune: ...

Weiss: Jaune!

Jaune: Oh! Sorry.

Weiss: We are the middle of a battlefield, you need to focus.

Jaune: Sorry, I was thinking about that little thing you wore on our honeymoon and got distracted.

Weiss: It's called a nightgown and yet better focus if you want to see it ever again.

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Would

Have you seen deino_3330's new 15th Memorial Calne Ca figurine releases??? They're so pretty

https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?scode=FIGURE-184515

She has 2 design schemes too~ Fancy fancy

Her pre-order price seems to be around ~$200USD so nows the time to strike while the iron is hot and before she resells for $1KUSD!

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Nice! I gotta see it

ALONE

Jaune: *Bloodied & bruised, battling Cinder, lunges at Cinder but is caught by the throat and slammed to the ground*

Cinder: *Squeezes on his throat as she leans in to whisper in his ear*

Cinder: I am so lonely.

Cinder: All the others are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend-- They think I am unstable. Salem sends me from kingdom to kingdom, committing atrocities in her name. And as I get better at it...

Jaune: Grits his teeth in effort as he attempts to break free of her grip but can only look at her in hate

Cinder: -They fear me more and more.

Cinder: *Leans up and loosens her grip*

Cinder: I am a victim of my own success. Fall... it's not even my real name, it's my purpose. I am capable of so much, and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person on Remnant would care...

Jaune: Just barely catching his breath now

...

Cinder: Take it to your grave.

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Also gross

Blake: Wait, are you about to-

Yang: *Sits on the sink*

Blake: Yang! Hold on! The sink can't take it!

Yang: *UNGODLY SLUDGE UNLEASHED LIKE A FIRE HOSE*

Blake: OH GOD IT'S GETTING EVERYWHERE!!!

Is gross...

Yang: OH, GOD, OUTTA MY WAY! GONNA HAVE A BOY BAND!

Blake: What does that mean?

Yang: (Unbuckles belt) In sink.

Yang: I would have also accepted "backstreet boys", and it's definitely coming out at "98°" in "one direction"!

Yang: All in all, it's smell and sound terrible.

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Willow: ...

Willow: I thought only Whitley meowed.

Willow: My daughter was raised to be strong and resilient. She can take charge take action and take command.

Jaune: Ma'am your daughter meows when I whistle.

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Bleiss' Idea of A Birthday Gift

I know it's late, fuck you

Bleiss: Oh, my loooooooove~!

Jaune: What is it now, Bleiss?

Bleiss: Since it's your birthday, I did something I know you've wanted for a long time.

Jaune: Did you finally become normal?

Bleiss: Of course not!

Jaune: Then what?

Bleiss: I convinced Team RWBY to do pole vaulting in the yard.

Jaune: ... I don't see how that's any fun.

Bleiss: come on! Go look outside. Ruby should be doing it right now.

Jaune: Fine, but this better be-

Ruby:

Jaune: Whoa.

Bleiss: I know, right?

Jaune: How did you get her to wear that!?

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Once again, I have aged. 27 on the 27th.

“Birthdays are often disappointing.”

Happy 21st Birthday to me yay

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To be honest, Tyrian gives me more of a Mohawk Mark vibe

ALONE

Jaune: *Bloodied & bruised, battling Cinder, lunges at Cinder but is caught by the throat and slammed to the ground*

Cinder: *Squeezes on his throat as she leans in to whisper in his ear*

Cinder: I am so lonely.

Cinder: All the others are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend-- They think I am unstable. Salem sends me from kingdom to kingdom, committing atrocities in her name. And as I get better at it...

Jaune: Grits his teeth in effort as he attempts to break free of her grip but can only look at her in hate

Cinder: -They fear me more and more.

Cinder: *Leans up and loosens her grip*

Cinder: I am a victim of my own success. Fall... it's not even my real name, it's my purpose. I am capable of so much, and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person on Remnant would care...

Jaune: Just barely catching his breath now

...

Cinder: Take it to your grave.

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Oh fuck, I didn't wanna think about that

ALONE

Jaune: *Bloodied & bruised, battling Cinder, lunges at Cinder but is caught by the throat and slammed to the ground*

Cinder: *Squeezes on his throat as she leans in to whisper in his ear*

Cinder: I am so lonely.

Cinder: All the others are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend-- They think I am unstable. Salem sends me from kingdom to kingdom, committing atrocities in her name. And as I get better at it...

Jaune: Grits his teeth in effort as he attempts to break free of her grip but can only look at her in hate

Cinder: -They fear me more and more.

Cinder: *Leans up and loosens her grip*

Cinder: I am a victim of my own success. Fall... it's not even my real name, it's my purpose. I am capable of so much, and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person on Remnant would care...

Jaune: Just barely catching his breath now

...

Cinder: Take it to your grave.

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Jaune: Yang... Take that off.

Yang: Take what off?

Jaune: Take off the hoodie.

Yang: Oooh, how bold of you, Lover boy~. Trying to see my-

Jaune: *Grabs the hoodie and starts pulling*

Yang: Wait! I'm not wearing-!

Jaune: *Pulls his hoodie free*

Yang: *Tiddies flopping free*

Jaune: Yang, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Yang, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

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ALONE

Jaune: *Bloodied & bruised, battling Cinder, lunges at Cinder but is caught by the throat and slammed to the ground*

Cinder: *Squeezes on his throat as she leans in to whisper in his ear*

Cinder: I am so lonely.

Cinder: All the others are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend-- They think I am unstable. Salem sends me from kingdom to kingdom, committing atrocities in her name. And as I get better at it...

Jaune: Grits his teeth in effort as he attempts to break free of her grip but can only look at her in hate

Cinder: -They fear me more and more.

Cinder: *Leans up and loosens her grip*

Cinder: I am a victim of my own success. Fall... it's not even my real name, it's my purpose. I am capable of so much, and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person on Remnant would care...

Jaune: *Just barely catching his breath now*

...

Cinder: Take it to your grave.

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Why does he look kissable?

tried figuring out jaunes beard situation since his model is kinda weird

beardless vers

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Those Are Good Reasons

Yang: Jaune! Are you coming to the Beacon Dance next week?

Jaune: No, I'm not going to the Beacon Dance.

Yang: Oh, come on! Why not?

Jaune: Name more than three reasons why I should go.

Yang: Reason one. *Grabs left boob, jiggles it* Reason Two *Jiggles right boob*

Jaune: ...

Yang: *Turns around* Three *Grabs left butt cheek and jiggles it* Four *Jiggles right butt cheek*

Jaune: ...

Yang: What about this? *Exposes more of her belly*

Jaune: ...

Yang: Do you wanna see my boob too?

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HoYoverse never fails to deliver the best cakes in gaming

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