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The Spooky Returns!!

Season Two approaches.

Are you ready?

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You Know Who will be visiting all the evil girls and boys tonight for Friday the 13th Eve. You don't want him to be hungry, do you?

https://goodmorningevildoers.com

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Why the official page post this though

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nothing will ever be funnier to me than the idea of the Evil Capitalism Companies TM from podcasts participating in rainbow capitalism. does Goddard Futuristics make their logo rainbow for the month. does LMG go above and beyond to put queer people in their advertisements for the month of June. Does Overhead make Gordon help them post during pride as he is their Gay Employee. because I personally think it would be hilarious

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That Time Poet T.S. Eliot Was Made a Deputy Sheriff in Dallas

In April 1958, T.S. Eliot spoke to an audience in Dallas of 7,000 people in a sports arena. That morning he’d been made an honorary “deputy” sheriff, given a badge, and a Stetson hat.

The rain beating on the roof once got so noisy that Eliot exclaimed, “The competition is considerable.” Once he stopped to let the rain have a full solo.

In his introductory remarks, he noted with relish that he had been made an honorary citizen of Dallas and a deputy sheriff during his visit here.

He thought it was funny that he, a deputy sheriff, should be reciting poetry.

Eliot, btw, got a standing ovation. In the audience was a young Larry McMurtry.

Photo above: T. S. Eliot with his sister, Marion at a family gathering in May 1958.

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Look at that lovely logo...

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I'm so happy for my Evildoer bestie! What an accomplishment. 👏🏾 Six months since launch, 1st season: complete, fun: had, fans: acquired, and slay: in progress. Keep kicking ass. Listen to the story! 😘😈

Our evil spreads across the land, from one beloved victi- er- one beloved listener to another. We here at Global Synergy Amalgamated would like to thank you for your downloads, your attention, your exceedingly clever comments and reviews, and your ambrosial cerebrospinal fluid.

As a small digital token of our esteem (and perhaps of use when interrogated by wandering Denver International Airport security squadrons), we offer you a free cellular telephone “wallpaper.” Enjoy it in good health.

https://goodmorningevildoers.gumroad.com/l/4000_Downloads_Wallpaper

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Planette: Mars

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Behold!

It can be hard to get up every night and fight the insipid forces of good, with their shiny smiles and vapid prattling about "happiness" and "holiness" and "why are you stealing that plutonium."

Find the encouragement you need here. Pay what you want. Delight in what you receive.

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I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state

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After all, we're not barbarians.

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Did you listen? There will be a pop quiz! Remember, we're evil. 😈

Good Morning Evildoers presents the second part of our two-part finale: Season One, Episode 13 — Things to Do In Denver When You’re Undead, Pt. 2. Herein you may find off-brand philosophy conveyed entirely by cliche, a sneaky hint about Season Two, and how to act when someone calls you an abomination.

We’ll be on hiatus, but look for us at Midsummer. Such a festive time of year — we do love a good wicker man. Or woman. We’re evil, not sexist.

Listen on Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/good-morning-evildoers/id1777113654?i=1000703889705

Listen on Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/756faf9c-2ed1-481b-82bb-e075497fbe91/episodes/78dc9817-0583-4be8-b722-139d3f008c7e/good-morning-evildoers-s1e13-things-to-do-in-denver-when-you're-undead-part-2 

Listen on Castbox: https://castbox.fm/vi/798702522 

Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/126hEbctxuLWfG31FtmKNQ?si=dnZDC_kISK6vl1YCPsxdrg 

Links to Other Links in an Escher-like Tangle of Internettery: https://goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co/

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Octavia Butler discussing why she wrote her two books, Parable of the Sower and Parable of the Talents. She used the phrase "make America great again", in her books, back in 1995.

She saw it coming

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Read that as SFX goes METAL at first. 😅🤘🏾🎸 Looking forward to this!!!

Psst. Hey. Hey, Tumblr.

Exclusive to this platform. A little sneaky-peeky.

Look, you annotate your scripts your way, and we'll annotate our scripts ours.

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Happy Audio Drama Sunday! And happy International Asexuality Day!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

@hughesandmincks - Ghost Detectives: I had a lot of cooking and baking (and then cleaning) to do at the beginning of the week and I wanted to try a new show from my list. I ended up just blowing through H&M:GD. It's so fun! You can absolutely tell the creators (and main voice actors) were having a blast as well. And I have to say...I KNEW IT!!! I absolutely called it!!! I was so suspicious from that first episode and I. Was. Right. 👻

@hinaypod Episode 53 - Hilaga (North) Part 1: We've been hearing so much about the Long Winter, so it's so fun to finally get a peek at what that means. And it means The Pitt!!! With some truly creepy mouth sounds, and an overly confident Sauvard, we hear how the magic of the land is not a force to be reckoned with. ✨

@vestaclinicpod Episode 21 - Mucilaginous: I am still thinking about this episode, days later. I posted my live reaction on my other blog, but here's a more coherent commentary. I am so glad we got to hear a Prof episode, after all the small details we've gleaned over the last season. I love how enthusiastic they are about their cases! The expression, "Don't hesitate to call if you need anything," coming from the Prof, and now Xael using it all the time legit made me tear up. Something about the way we carry the people we love with us... What exactly was the Prof's plan??? And how would that end up with Sec being able to sleep and dream?? Then we got Sec's laugh!! The most adorable sound!! Also Prof and Sec are so sweet together. All of this talk about the Oogaroob and their goo being able to hold consciousness...was the Prof able to make that work for them? We know there is mention of sentient goo in the lab, though based on the context (see S1E5) it may just be the bit of the other Oogaroob that was excised from Bomoo. Is Sec going to have to put up with some ooze to reunite with their beloved Prof? ⚕️

@monkeymanproductions Waiting For October S1 Episode 6.5 - Enoch: Mothman!! God, I could listen to David S. Dear talk forever. Such a fantastic voice. The way he says, "‘cause it coulda been anyone, but…" when talking about Leland? You can FEEL the incredible fondness, the love, the wistfulness, beneath the words. Actually the whole time he was talking about Leland. The whole talk was absolutely lovely, and hopefully what Karo needed to hear. 🎃

@goodmorningevildoers E1-12: I've been seeing GME pop up in my feed and mentioned in the podcast bookclub discord for a while now, and their recent post about their first season almost being complete was the kick in the butt I needed to take a listen. The episodes are short and fun, giving a window into life working for possibly the most evil company in the world. Winifred from HR sounds absolutely lovely and I am so terrified of her. The comedy is gold and I love that there is an overarching storyline that gets teased out along the way. I'm looking forward to hearing the season finale! 💀

@kingmakerpod Chapter Thirty - Wo Sich Fuchs und Rabe gute Nacht Sagen: They said we were getting a lore drop and we sure did get a lore drop! Our trio have been off galavanting around Europe and now things are catching up to them again. We haven't seen a lot of other Good Neighbour interactions (and this episode even referenced the last major one we saw) so it's fun hearing Telesphore on the back foot this way. I'm looking forward to even more lore drop in the next episode, the season finale!! 💎

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Happy Audio Drama Sunday! And happy International Asexuality Day!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

@hughesandmincks - Ghost Detectives: I had a lot of cooking and baking (and then cleaning) to do at the beginning of the week and I wanted to try a new show from my list. I ended up just blowing through H&M:GD. It's so fun! You can absolutely tell the creators (and main voice actors) were having a blast as well. And I have to say...I KNEW IT!!! I absolutely called it!!! I was so suspicious from that first episode and I. Was. Right. 👻

@hinaypod Episode 53 - Hilaga (North) Part 1: We've been hearing so much about the Long Winter, so it's so fun to finally get a peek at what that means. And it means The Pitt!!! With some truly creepy mouth sounds, and an overly confident Sauvard, we hear how the magic of the land is not a force to be reckoned with. ✨

@vestaclinicpod Episode 21 - Mucilaginous: I am still thinking about this episode, days later. I posted my live reaction on my other blog, but here's a more coherent commentary. I am so glad we got to hear a Prof episode, after all the small details we've gleaned over the last season. I love how enthusiastic they are about their cases! The expression, "Don't hesitate to call if you need anything," coming from the Prof, and now Xael using it all the time legit made me tear up. Something about the way we carry the people we love with us... What exactly was the Prof's plan??? And how would that end up with Sec being able to sleep and dream?? Then we got Sec's laugh!! The most adorable sound!! Also Prof and Sec are so sweet together. All of this talk about the Oogaroob and their goo being able to hold consciousness...was the Prof able to make that work for them? We know there is mention of sentient goo in the lab, though based on the context (see S1E5) it may just be the bit of the other Oogaroob that was excised from Bomoo. Is Sec going to have to put up with some ooze to reunite with their beloved Prof? ⚕️

@monkeymanproductions Waiting For October S1 Episode 6.5 - Enoch: Mothman!! God, I could listen to David S. Dear talk forever. Such a fantastic voice. The way he says, "‘cause it coulda been anyone, but…" when talking about Leland? You can FEEL the incredible fondness, the love, the wistfulness, beneath the words. Actually the whole time he was talking about Leland. The whole talk was absolutely lovely, and hopefully what Karo needed to hear. 🎃

@goodmorningevildoers E1-12: I've been seeing GME pop up in my feed and mentioned in the podcast bookclub discord for a while now, and their recent post about their first season almost being complete was the kick in the butt I needed to take a listen. The episodes are short and fun, giving a window into life working for possibly the most evil company in the world. Winifred from HR sounds absolutely lovely and I am so terrified of her. The comedy is gold and I love that there is an overarching storyline that gets teased out along the way. I'm looking forward to hearing the season finale! 💀

@kingmakerpod Chapter Thirty - Wo Sich Fuchs und Rabe gute Nacht Sagen: They said we were getting a lore drop and we sure did get a lore drop! Our trio have been off galavanting around Europe and now things are catching up to them again. We haven't seen a lot of other Good Neighbour interactions (and this episode even referenced the last major one we saw) so it's fun hearing Telesphore on the back foot this way. I'm looking forward to even more lore drop in the next episode, the season finale!! 💎

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This is the kind of motivation I can get behind. Because you probably don't want to be in front of it. Anyway, support this podcast or face the consequences. 😈

This is how humans inspire each other, yes?