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gonna try to get some tasks done today

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tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

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since some of you do not understand sports, here once again:

my team does it: GOOD

your stupid little team does it: SHITE

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well the eagle eats my liver every day around 3pm, but otherwise i can meet when it best suits your schedule!

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Daredevil x Hadestown

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me: *venting about my job*

someone: why don’t you just quit then

me: 

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What's wrong babe? The horrors of reality sinking in again?

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Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

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squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

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I know my 0 note posts hit hard af with some of yall. I don’t need any names but yw

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all i care about is lewis up 11 palces and lando not winning. perfect race for me then no notes. (except yuki 11th but im just pretending that didnt happen)

Imagine if Sir Lewis had a decent car this weekend. Imagine what we could have had.

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lando bottling under pressure, like normal

Death, taxes, first lap miss etc etc

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Well. That was... Something.

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Commentary trying to hype up the end of this race saying the podium places aren’t set and immediately after Lando fucks it again

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"Brilliant charge by Lando Norris" ?????? He's at a 3 seconds gap from his teammate with two laps to go????

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me at 12: dad's anger issues are so scary waaaah

me at 27: if another slight inconvenience happens to me i'm going to put my car in reverse on the interstate