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hi dark! have you seen mr. robot? if you haven't, you'd probably enjoy it! it's got a cool cast of characters and there's LGBTQ+ representation that doesn't just center around them being queer!!

I have not seen it! :O

I remember hearing a little bit about it when it was airing but not very much at all to the point that I didn't know if it were a movie or a show. I'll def add it to my list. I need more shows with canonical LGBTQ rep esp now.

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heWWO ITS DARK im gunna ask your opinions on my boys so billy lenz, ash williams, ofc bo and leslie. if you dont wanna do all of them you dont have to you can pick and choose form them!

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OTAKU LAIOS IS CRAZY I NEED HIM TO BE SWEATING AND PERISHING AND NUTTING JUST BY CATCHING A WHIFF OF UR PERFUME WHILE HE'S IN LINE FOR A HANDSHAKE FANMEET EVENT FOR U

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slapping this badge on my blog

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Would anyone be interested in a 3 chapter Jimmy x Reader x Curly mouthwashing fic?

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@mlmdarkfiction is getting me in the Far Cry Mindset again, which has led me to discover yet another! same breed of dog 🥰

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wait omg “ask to be ur fake boyfriend” is such a peak premise um um 👉🏼👈🏼 would you consider writing this for herbert

this is SOOOOOO funny, like,, dfsjkhkfjshd im trying to figure out in WHAT WORLD

ok a few options

at a hospital fundraiser. you're on the run from another hospital employee who can't take no for an answer and it also just so happens to be a coworker herbert loathes (i mean we have a canon option already skjdhfkjshdf and if he's bothering US then he's leaving meg alone 🤺) - herbie doesnt care for most of the other ppl at the hospital but i mean he REALLY hates this guy, so when you appear out of no where and links arms and start calling him your bf, he's about to tell you the fuck off but then he sees who is bothering you and tonight (maybe from downing champagne while being high on reagent - surely you shouldnt mix those substances) herbie actually plays along - mostly to piss off the offender, nothing at all to do with you, really dkjhgksjdhfs

you and herbie are friends (already a stretch, bear 🐻 with me) and you need a boyfriend to get your family off your back - he'd naturally rather die than 1 - go to an event 2 - go to a FAMILY event and 3 - be a boyfriend, pretend or otherwise. but you promise to do him a favour, and thus begins a symbiotic relationship that gradually turns !!! 😱 real 💞

you're either being followed by a stranger or maybe its a surprise visit from a family/friend that you told you had a boyfriend. you knock on the door to the house, assuming dan is home and will answer and will play along, but then herbert opens the door and since he's there and dan isnt, you're forced to improvise. jlsdfhksjdhf and i think herbie would be so stunlocked at the encounter he'd not say anything, and if he did try to get something out you'd talk over him.

idk these are the silly ideas in my head 🤷‍♀️ fake dating aus my beloved, herbie my beloved, etc etc. he's sooo impossible to imagine w/ all these aggressively romantic things, but as an aggressively romantic person i gotta force him into these situations regardless <3

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bb what about fake boyfriend with Bo??? greasy man would probably eat that shit up

bo's the guy harassing you in the first place because he's sooo desperate to get laid

he SOOOO would. suave southern gentleman vibe all out on display, peacocking HARD to the guy he's saving you from because he can't help himself sjdfksjdhf like even tho you're not actually his partner he's still like Wow look at how much better i am than you, they literally ran away from you to me <- his parents never fed his ego so he's just gotta do it himself ad infinitum jshdfkjs

and then obviously he tries to take you back to his place, but you decline. but then he meets you at the same bar again - and well, he's gotta hang around ya, darlin', since everyone still thinks you're together. and he keeps meeting you accidentally (go to a different bar, freak), flirting thru the fake boyfriend act (bonus points if you went to the bar w/ friends and bo is there, claims to be your new... beau and before you can deny a waiter comes over and is like oh hiiii you two), he starts asking you back to a motel instead of back to his place (cuz now it's less about sex and then having to kill you and more just about sex <3 #romance <3) and congrats! you've got an evil lil insecure, egotistic, handsome handsome HANDSOME lil freak boy who has imprinted on you <3

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This is an old one from Patre0n but I think I've never shared it here?

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Inspired by @bloodybrahms tomorrow I'm gunna make a blorbo bingo card.

Submit a character and for any 5 spaces filled on the card I'll write a drabble and for an actually a bingo I'll write smut!

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brahms!!!!!

sorry, GOD - brahms literally would need a fat lover - like, he'd prob have wanted to request that specifically but mrs heelshire knew that would be the weirdest fuckgin red flag to put in a job listing for a nanny

bonus points for being chubby but still shorter than him so he can still like. Loom. look down at you from his very tall height, so you can feel all overwhelmed by seeing this wide, tall, sweaty wall boy huffing - chest and shoulders rising and falling as he looks down at you all submissive and breedable uwu its size kink but going both ways, multiple ways, etc etc

if you EVER come into my home and try to tell me brahms isnt tactile as fuck i will kick you out

brahms needs someone chubby because here is where he wants to be at all times, i will paint u this Picture -> you are laying down on something (such as: couch or bed), brahms is laying between your legs (cushioned between thighs - which are over his shoulders, check) his head is resting around your sternum, so he can properly enjoy the fat of your chest literally on either side of his face, BUT he's still low enough on your body that his hands (which just to gently and kindly remind you, are Big and w/ such long fingers <3 just a friendly reminder <3) can easily slide up and down your body from your thighs, your hips, along your stomach, and up to your chest, at his leisure. all the best parts of you within an effortless reach for him to squeeze.

also sorry but - mommy issues -> needs someone w/ big tits. actually needs or he'll die he'll literally die 🥺

also also ALSO!!! you can share cardigans and shirts !!!! <3

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Re that body image post: you know I gotta say ANY iteration of Leatherface. Especially if you had been nice to him at some point prior. Love me a man who would literally eat someone for calling me ugly 💖

YOU KNOW IT YOU KNOW IT YOU KNOW IT YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!

and u know what? something oddly Validating having a cannibal (and his family) call ur body good <3 like damn, i guess they would know, in a way more intimate than any other type of person could know, huh??

also u know BOTH leatherfaces would be such like... burrowers dkfhkjsdhfs like they NEED to fat, the plump, the plush. they need tits/tummy/thigh to bury their face in when they need to just ground themselves away from the rest of the world ( -> their Bitch Ass Relatives). they need that warmth and that comforting amount of body to squeeze in a hug, or to grab at with their hands.

also fem!reader and tommy specific but you CANNOT tell me luda mae didn't 1) instill this in tommy since he was younger or 2) just say it straight to both of your faces probably when he's trying to convince the family not to murder you because he wants to keep you pretty please 🥺) that a bigger girl is the ideal to wife up and start a family with. wide breeding hips etc etc. she approves 👍

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i might be way off but bo is the first person that popped into my head

chubby chaser bo real and true, he told me himself

sorry but if, a la prev post, leatherface is a burrower then bo is gripper he literally NEEDS fat to sink his fingers in. he wants to see the plush skin give way and dent as he hold onto you for dear life pounding away with every ounce of energy he has - so much real estate to leave the prettiest marks on you <3 he needs to see tits, thighs, and or ass jiggling so he can really see just how hard he's giving it to ya (he's a visual learner <3) especially thigh, actually. sorry, he's actually such a thigh man, i know it i see it i intuit it -> he wants to see them spilling past the cuff of your shorts, poking out of the hem of a skirt/dress. he needs to grab them, squish them, kiss and bite, see them jiggle - make them jiggle. #1 bitch who wants to put that chiseled jaw right between them

idk also you can't tell me it doesnt contribute to his nuclear family house wife fantasies of having a curvy/chubby/fat wife with their tits spilling out of their pretty dress waiting at home cooking him good food and good h-

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I'm gonna hold yalls hand when I say this again

if you're gonna name the reader that isn't Y/N or (your name), or the character saying their name without those two I mentioned if it bothers you

tag it properly as oc x canon. not x reader. that is NOT my name.

(and yes, I will be blocking, but it's still gonna pop up everywhere so I need at least SOMEONE to try and get me.)

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Thinking abt that post abt liking bad media to save good characters in it. For real how I feel about Scarra and Xiao now that I don't play genshin impact. Like save my boys from that awful awful game.

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Come and watch me and @queenlilithprime work on the gaaaaame uvu/