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Can people from the United States stop making jokes about “WW3 😜”….there are people in Iran evacuating their neighborhoods, places they grew up, and all YOU are experiencing is watching the news and a few TikToks….

You are not at war, you will most likely never see war, and if your “dark humor” is coming at the expense of others then it is not dark humor, you’re just an asshole.

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white people: you are not going to be attacked. your little white suburb in America/UK is going to be just fine and you really need to shut the fuck up. the destiel meme isn't appropriate. the memes and the "WRITE TO YOUR MP/CONGRESSMAN!" aren't appropriate.

you need to shut the fuck up, get out and protest properly (no fucking joke signs, no change.org, ACTUAL fucking protest), and you need to stop fucking commenting on shit like"I'm so scared!!! 🥺 what if those meanie Iranians decide to bomb us 🥺".

you need to stop fucking butchering the pronunciation of Iranian, and Iran, bc you being fucking racist is embarrassing, it lacks decorum, and it lacks the actual fucking care that the people who are going to be slaughtered (ie: those in Iran) by white supremacy deserve inherently.

realise that voting won't fucking change things on an institutional level, and THIS ISN'T GOING TO CHANGE ANYTHING FOR YOU. people are going to fucking die, people in Iran are going to fucking die, and you need to focus on THEM without demonising them (so no commenting shit like "innocent people" - NOBODY should die).

you need to stop pulling this fucking bullshit every time that YOUR COUNTRIES, your countries that are built upon white supremacy, commits an act of terrorism. it's racist, it's idiotic, and you are acting like fucking pigs.

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Tumblr israelis i also hope you especially all suffer for being annoying cunts

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New prompt!!!! Yesss been away for more than a week and come back to this you always here making my time on earth better!

Probably look into it tomorrow!

Except that how you doing? Here we're cooking in our house bc the north west of France is not make for this heat!!!!

INDEED !!!!!!!!!!

I am suffering™. I hate this fucking island 😭 it's 30°c in my bedroom w a humidity of 43%. with both fans on, the blinds shut and the windows open 😭😭 MOST of the animals' heating equipment is off w the exception of linear UVB bulbs to keep everyone comfortable, BUT mostly everyone is happy w it, the reptiles ESPECIALLY are LOVING the heat.... i am not. 😭😭

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New Prompts (SFW)

as always, this prompt list will run from 16/06/2025 - 30/07/2025. if there are little/no requests, it will be deleted and a new one will not be made until potentially 25/08/2025 (if at all).

do not use as your own - this prompt list is ONLY for the use of @mlmxreader & @kaijubluu who has my explicit consent to use this for his own writing.

rules & guidelines - read before requesting

"Hold still, I'm not done"

"Look at me when I'm talking to you"

"Just hear me out"

"I wanted to ask you out"

"You're too tired to keep going"

"It's too hot to do anything"

"Can't you see I need you?"

"You've been here all these years, I was an idiot"

"Sit down and rest - that's an order, and don't make me pull rank"

"They don't need to know, right?"

"You always got me"

"Is that my hat?"

"Don't argue with me"

"Please. I know you can't resist it - it's your favourite"

"Let me take you out to dinner and spoil you for a change"

"I thought you said it was too hot to cuddle?"

"Don't tempt me"

"You still love me!" "Against my better judgement"

"Can I kiss it better?"

"Eat it. You need it more than I do"

"Why do you care so fucking much?"

"It made me think of you"

"Easy, I'm nearly finished"

"Is that a lizard?"

"You look like you need a cigarette"

"Stop it"

"Kiss me or I'll get cross"

"That's my shirt"

"You keep still, and we'll be here forever"

"Don't try it"

"Don't think about it"

"Hey, look at this!"

"C'mon, it's one little dance, it won't kill you"

"If anyone so much as thought about hurting you, I would break them"

"Can you not sit on my lap when I'm trying to work?"

"I didn't wanna ruin our friendship"

"You've been working too much"

"Just let me look"

"Quit fidgeting"

"Look at me"

"Why is nothing ever fucking easy for us?"

"Just life, innit?"

"What's with all the shouting?"

"Just lay back down"

"Leave it be!"

"I like you. I like being around you, that a crime?"

"You're not fooling any cunt"

"Tell me"

"I feel like a fool." "You don't look like one"

"Why give me hope?"

"I would let you be the death of me"

"Welcome to the jungle"

"Take a look around"

"Don't lose your temper just yet"

"Go ahead and talk shit, we'll see who ends up needing an ambulance"

"I don't give a fuck"

"So who's getting the blame this time?"

"He will kill us, you know"

"You think it'll fly?"

"I do"

"Do one, would ya?"

"Jog on"

"You're out of time"

"It's fuckin' mouldy!"

"Say goodnight"

"I wanna hear both sides first"

"There's no such thing as a miracle"

"I'm done craving love, craving being fucking known and wanted and somebody's choice"

"It's a little bit fucked up"

"I just wanted to take the chance and-"

"Are you a fucking idiot? Putting yourself in danger like that! I could've lost... I could've lost you"

"When it snaps and it gives you a wound, don't fucking run to me"

"I only ever see your good side"

"Can anybody hear us?" "Doubt it"

"Eyes forward!"

"Keep your fucking head down!"

"We need to make a scene... fuck... quick! Kiss me!"

"It's time for a surprise"

"Line up the soldiers, get them ready"

"Listen, I don't have much time, but you have to pay attention"

"Come on, baby, tell me how you're feeling"

"Last time I checked, he had nothing to say to me"

"We don't have time, the only bits that we are do are borrowed"

"Look around you, we're surrounded by death - when is it gonna be us?"

"Save yourself"

"Stop acting like you can't trust anyone, you can trust me"

"Did you lie when you told me you loved me?"

"I trust you all the same, like I did back then"

"It will always be you and me, until the end of time"

"Hit me like you mean it, c'mon"

"I... I can't keep up"

"Sit down and wait"

"I'm just a useless fuck up"

"He'll be buried here, and no one will remember. No one will even know."

"We're all trying to understand it"

"They said we'd be great if we did it... sold us a bunch of fucking lies just to fucking kill us all off."

"I'll kill the fucking lot of them and I'll-" "No, you won't"

"I have a headache... can I just rest against you for a bit?"

"Why did you send me that?"

"Oh, we're passing notes, now?"

"I can't stand to see you- to see him near you"

"It's cute when you're jealous, you know"

"I just need to think for a bit"

"Turn the light off, would you?"

"Where's the time gone?"

"It seems like it was yesterday when we were out from sunrise until sunset, fucking trekking to nowhere"

"Do you really feel that way?"

"I don't know who you think I am"

"Have you been waiting all this time just to say that?"

"And I really don't care right now, either"

"Tell me, which is today: bark, or bite?"

"Lie down, you need to rest more than anything right now"

"Where do your loyalties lie?"

"Do you have to say goodbye?"

"If only you were a king"

"Finally. Someone competent"

"I love you more than I'll ever be able to tell you"

"You've just burned out a little"

"I need to-" "Sit back down"

"Who made you cry?"

"Come on over and get in my arms"

"I should have told you earlier"

"I cannot keep fucking keeping this shit up"

"Do not fucking lie to me!"

"This is the part where you say it back, by the way"

"I can't fucking resist you, you know that"

"I don't... I don't want to want you"

"You're bad news, aren't you?"

"C'mon, you know I'm stronger than that - takes a lot to keep me down"

"Why are you still awake? Fire's gone out."

"You can't keep running to keep me safe"

"It's dangerous out there, and I can't... I can't do this without you"

"Oh, baby, come here"

"I got you, don't worry, I always got you"

"Just don't drool on my shoulder if you're gonna sleep"

"It's like I can't fucking breathe all of a sudden"

"All I wanna do is sleep"

"Comfy?" "Not close enough"

"Are you ever gonna make a move, or am I gonna have to do it?"

"Do I need to repeat it all?"

"You look better in the uniform than I do"

"We have to keep it a secret, you know that"

"You have never been more attractive"

"You clean up quite well, if I'm honest"

"You're not doing it. It's too dangerous, and I'm not risking you. End of story"

"Could you imagine the scandal it would cause if people knew?"

"I just don't want to be another secret, you know? I'm tired of being somebody's secret."

"There's so much I'd do for you"

"You really are just a dream come true"

"You probably have the worst reputation of anyone I've ever met... and there's no one I'd rather be with"

"Are you just adamant that we get into shit?"

"Shut up!"

"At least the weather's warm"

"What could he do?"

"Never had the right fucking education, did I?"

"What a waste..."

"I love you, but I don't trust you to do this alone"

"Can I stay here tonight?"

"Fancy seeing you here"

"I think you should know"

"I think I know where we can sneak off"

"Just follow my lead and let me do the talking"

"You don't get it, do you?"

"You could travel the world, and I'd be right there with you"

"It's just a small party, we'll be in and out"

"I thought... nevermind what I thought"

"Do. Not. Move."

"That's a direct order"

"Just get in the fucking car"

"It's true, then. We're actually going home."

NON-DIALOGUE

werewolf!reader

shape shifter!reader

pilot!reader

soldier!reader (WW1 & WW2 only)

Bar fights

WW1!au

post-war!au

pre-war!au

friends to lovers

unrequited love but it's reciprocated

first kiss

first date

marriage proposals

stuck in a place until morning

locked in together

stealing clothes

giving gifts

early morning kisses

rushed, desperate, kisses

hand holding

napping together

Running to defend each other

Breaking something by accident

Play fighting

Sparring sessions/training sessions

jumping into each other's arms

dancing to slow songs in the kitchen

going out for a meal

teaching them how to do something

staying up just to talk

hidden relationship

forbidden relationship

jealousy

realising they're in love with each other

every kiss getting interrupted

staying in, snuggled up, whilst it rains outside

giving them his jacket

concerts

museum dates

roadtrips

Scream!AU

Friday the 13th!AU

Nightmare On Elm Street!AU

Zombies

Candyman!AU

Ghosts

Halloween!AU

Texas Chainsaw Massacre!AU

JAWS!AU

Heavy gore

Major character death

One by one everybody dies

eyeball torture

fingernail torture

skinning alive

immolation/setting someone on fire

knife violence

mouth torture

disemboweling

Cabin Fever!AU

creating something for them

One bed trope

knowing they'll come back even if it's taking a bit too long

fighting over the duvet

giving them the jacket whilst they're asleep so they don't get cold

bringing them flowers

cuddling for warmth

watching them do something and smiling with pride

singing them to sleep

refusing to move when they fall asleep on them

being late to something important because they refused to wake them up

gentle kisses to the back of the hand

physical touch to avoid getting split up

fighting their way back to each other

bittersweet reunions that don't last

comparing scars

watching them get hurt but not being able to do anything

sharing cigarettes

watching horror films together

jumping to their defence

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ik it's controversial, but 28 Days Later isn't actually all that good lmao

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my biggest conspiracy abt 28 days later is that there was no rage virus, English people are just Like That.

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OH, and to add bc I did see the comment abt it: no, she probably doesn't have trauma/mental illness/etc. she is literally just a misogynistic person and that is the be all and end all of it.

having mental health issues or trauma does NOT make you go consistently out of your way to degrade and belittle women and to BRAG about "corrupting" 18 y/o girls or sleeping with 18 y/o boys. mental health issues and trauma do NOT make you go on podcasts and interviews time and time again and make misogynistic comments in regards to sex; it does not make you fetishise rape and perpetuate harmful rhetoric around how cis men should be able to "take whatever they want" from women (both cis & trans).

stop trying to find excuses to excuse misogyny, and stop dragging people w mental health issues and trauma under the bus to do it, you're just assholes. 👍🏻

a scary amount of people think that the problem w Bonnie Blue is that she has a lot of sex and will literally slut shame her.

"she's probably riddled with disease" isn't the slam dunk you want it to be, it only furthers the stigma that already surrounds STIs.

"she slept with 1000 men, that's dirty" isn't the slam dunk you want it to be either and only furthers slut shaming.

the very heart of the issue ISN'T that she's having a lot of sex, it never HAS been, it is the way that she presents sex and the way that she openly encourages misogyny and rape culture. she glorifies men who "take what they want", she brags about sleeping with "barely legal 18 y/o boys" like a pedophile, and "corrupting" 18 y/o GIRLS like a pedophile. she literally did an interview where, when asked abt rape culture, she FULLY EMBRACES IT. she embraces rape culture and misogyny and glorifies them and bc she's doing this, she IS only furthering the damage that misogynistic and rape fetishist pornography does.

she's admitted that she wants men to just "take what they want", that she thinks men should be ALLOWED to do it. she is a misogynistic rape fetishist and THAT is the issue - not that she has a lot of sex.

if you're a TERF/radfem, this isn't the place for you, either. you are just as bad with how you speak abt women as if they're just fragile "uwu" babies who can't do shit, and how you claim that all trans women are predatory rapists. you people are just as vile. genuinely.

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is there, like, a scientific reason as to why, in 30°c, sweating and Too Warm, all I can think abt is motorboating Bane before letting him go at it raw w no lube.

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Palestinian freedom fighter holding a baby kitten outside of Burj al-Barajneh refugee camp in Beirut, Lebanon, 1988

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Jew here with a friendly reminder that:

Criticizing Isreal ≠ antisemetic

Supporting Palestine ≠ antisemitic

Believing in the Free Palestine cause ≠ antisemitic

BUT ALSO

A random ass Jew just living their life oceans away has nothing to do with the Isreal-Palestine conflict

Palestinian Jews exist

Jews that support Palestine exist (I am one of them)

Calling out ACTUAL antisemitism ≠ supporting Isreal

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New Prompts (SFW)

as always, this prompt list will run from 16/06/2025 - 30/07/2025. if there are little/no requests, it will be deleted and a new one will not be made until potentially 25/08/2025 (if at all).

do not use as your own - this prompt list is ONLY for the use of @mlmxreader & @kaijubluu who has my explicit consent to use this for his own writing.

rules & guidelines - read before requesting

"Hold still, I'm not done"

"Look at me when I'm talking to you"

"Just hear me out"

"I wanted to ask you out"

"You're too tired to keep going"

"It's too hot to do anything"

"Can't you see I need you?"

"You've been here all these years, I was an idiot"

"Sit down and rest - that's an order, and don't make me pull rank"

"They don't need to know, right?"

"You always got me"

"Is that my hat?"

"Don't argue with me"

"Please. I know you can't resist it - it's your favourite"

"Let me take you out to dinner and spoil you for a change"

"I thought you said it was too hot to cuddle?"

"Don't tempt me"

"You still love me!" "Against my better judgement"

"Can I kiss it better?"

"Eat it. You need it more than I do"

"Why do you care so fucking much?"

"It made me think of you"

"Easy, I'm nearly finished"

"Is that a lizard?"

"You look like you need a cigarette"

"Stop it"

"Kiss me or I'll get cross"

"That's my shirt"

"You keep still, and we'll be here forever"

"Don't try it"

"Don't think about it"

"Hey, look at this!"

"C'mon, it's one little dance, it won't kill you"

"If anyone so much as thought about hurting you, I would break them"

"Can you not sit on my lap when I'm trying to work?"

"I didn't wanna ruin our friendship"

"You've been working too much"

"Just let me look"

"Quit fidgeting"

"Look at me"

"Why is nothing ever fucking easy for us?"

"Just life, innit?"

"What's with all the shouting?"

"Just lay back down"

"Leave it be!"

"I like you. I like being around you, that a crime?"

"You're not fooling any cunt"

"Tell me"

"I feel like a fool." "You don't look like one"

"Why give me hope?"

"I would let you be the death of me"

"Welcome to the jungle"

"Take a look around"

"Don't lose your temper just yet"

"Go ahead and talk shit, we'll see who ends up needing an ambulance"

"I don't give a fuck"

"So who's getting the blame this time?"

"He will kill us, you know"

"You think it'll fly?"

"I do"

"Do one, would ya?"

"Jog on"

"You're out of time"

"It's fuckin' mouldy!"

"Say goodnight"

"I wanna hear both sides first"

"There's no such thing as a miracle"

"I'm done craving love, craving being fucking known and wanted and somebody's choice"

"It's a little bit fucked up"

"I just wanted to take the chance and-"

"Are you a fucking idiot? Putting yourself in danger like that! I could've lost... I could've lost you"

"When it snaps and it gives you a wound, don't fucking run to me"

"I only ever see your good side"

"Can anybody hear us?" "Doubt it"

"Eyes forward!"

"Keep your fucking head down!"

"We need to make a scene... fuck... quick! Kiss me!"

"It's time for a surprise"

"Line up the soldiers, get them ready"

"Listen, I don't have much time, but you have to pay attention"

"Come on, baby, tell me how you're feeling"

"Last time I checked, he had nothing to say to me"

"We don't have time, the only bits that we are do are borrowed"

"Look around you, we're surrounded by death - when is it gonna be us?"

"Save yourself"

"Stop acting like you can't trust anyone, you can trust me"

"Did you lie when you told me you loved me?"

"I trust you all the same, like I did back then"

"It will always be you and me, until the end of time"

"Hit me like you mean it, c'mon"

"I... I can't keep up"

"Sit down and wait"

"I'm just a useless fuck up"

"He'll be buried here, and no one will remember. No one will even know."

"We're all trying to understand it"

"They said we'd be great if we did it... sold us a bunch of fucking lies just to fucking kill us all off."

"I'll kill the fucking lot of them and I'll-" "No, you won't"

"I have a headache... can I just rest against you for a bit?"

"Why did you send me that?"

"Oh, we're passing notes, now?"

"I can't stand to see you- to see him near you"

"It's cute when you're jealous, you know"

"I just need to think for a bit"

"Turn the light off, would you?"

"Where's the time gone?"

"It seems like it was yesterday when we were out from sunrise until sunset, fucking trekking to nowhere"

"Do you really feel that way?"

"I don't know who you think I am"

"Have you been waiting all this time just to say that?"

"And I really don't care right now, either"

"Tell me, which is today: bark, or bite?"

"Lie down, you need to rest more than anything right now"

"Where do your loyalties lie?"

"Do you have to say goodbye?"

"If only you were a king"

"Finally. Someone competent"

"I love you more than I'll ever be able to tell you"

"You've just burned out a little"

"I need to-" "Sit back down"

"Who made you cry?"

"Come on over and get in my arms"

"I should have told you earlier"

"I cannot keep fucking keeping this shit up"

"Do not fucking lie to me!"

"This is the part where you say it back, by the way"

"I can't fucking resist you, you know that"

"I don't... I don't want to want you"

"You're bad news, aren't you?"

"C'mon, you know I'm stronger than that - takes a lot to keep me down"

"Why are you still awake? Fire's gone out."

"You can't keep running to keep me safe"

"It's dangerous out there, and I can't... I can't do this without you"

"Oh, baby, come here"

"I got you, don't worry, I always got you"

"Just don't drool on my shoulder if you're gonna sleep"

"It's like I can't fucking breathe all of a sudden"

"All I wanna do is sleep"

"Comfy?" "Not close enough"

"Are you ever gonna make a move, or am I gonna have to do it?"

"Do I need to repeat it all?"

"You look better in the uniform than I do"

"We have to keep it a secret, you know that"

"You have never been more attractive"

"You clean up quite well, if I'm honest"

"You're not doing it. It's too dangerous, and I'm not risking you. End of story"

"Could you imagine the scandal it would cause if people knew?"

"I just don't want to be another secret, you know? I'm tired of being somebody's secret."

"There's so much I'd do for you"

"You really are just a dream come true"

"You probably have the worst reputation of anyone I've ever met... and there's no one I'd rather be with"

"Are you just adamant that we get into shit?"

"Shut up!"

"At least the weather's warm"

"What could he do?"

"Never had the right fucking education, did I?"

"What a waste..."

"I love you, but I don't trust you to do this alone"

"Can I stay here tonight?"

"Fancy seeing you here"

"I think you should know"

"I think I know where we can sneak off"

"Just follow my lead and let me do the talking"

"You don't get it, do you?"

"You could travel the world, and I'd be right there with you"

"It's just a small party, we'll be in and out"

"I thought... nevermind what I thought"

"Do. Not. Move."

"That's a direct order"

"Just get in the fucking car"

"It's true, then. We're actually going home."

NON-DIALOGUE

werewolf!reader

shape shifter!reader

pilot!reader

soldier!reader (WW1 & WW2 only)

Bar fights

WW1!au

post-war!au

pre-war!au

friends to lovers

unrequited love but it's reciprocated

first kiss

first date

marriage proposals

stuck in a place until morning

locked in together

stealing clothes

giving gifts

early morning kisses

rushed, desperate, kisses

hand holding

napping together

Running to defend each other

Breaking something by accident

Play fighting

Sparring sessions/training sessions

jumping into each other's arms

dancing to slow songs in the kitchen

going out for a meal

teaching them how to do something

staying up just to talk

hidden relationship

forbidden relationship

jealousy

realising they're in love with each other

every kiss getting interrupted

staying in, snuggled up, whilst it rains outside

giving them his jacket

concerts

museum dates

roadtrips

Scream!AU

Friday the 13th!AU

Nightmare On Elm Street!AU

Zombies

Candyman!AU

Ghosts

Halloween!AU

Texas Chainsaw Massacre!AU

JAWS!AU

Heavy gore

Major character death

One by one everybody dies

eyeball torture

fingernail torture

skinning alive

immolation/setting someone on fire

knife violence

mouth torture

disemboweling

Cabin Fever!AU

creating something for them

One bed trope

knowing they'll come back even if it's taking a bit too long

fighting over the duvet

giving them the jacket whilst they're asleep so they don't get cold

bringing them flowers

cuddling for warmth

watching them do something and smiling with pride

singing them to sleep

refusing to move when they fall asleep on them

being late to something important because they refused to wake them up

gentle kisses to the back of the hand

physical touch to avoid getting split up

fighting their way back to each other

bittersweet reunions that don't last

comparing scars

watching them get hurt but not being able to do anything

sharing cigarettes

watching horror films together

jumping to their defence

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Delaney wants to remind everyone that you can help to evacuate Dana and Jojo's family by donating or sharing their fundraiser; at just 11 and 8 years old, the two sisters have been put through the genocide of Palestinians and suffered more trauma than one can state, and their family need help to evacuate Gaza before they, too, are murdered by the colonial settler state.

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Think of the last song you listened to, even if it was in the background of a tiktok or whatever. How much do you relate to the song?