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Redshirt Misadventures Part One.

Part Two.

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Lando goes through his kit

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i can’t stop making these

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Crew of the USS Enterprise: To boldly go where no one has gone before.

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Someone’s probably done this before, but first contact! AU where Jim is an astronaut who got stranded and Spock is the vulcan scientist who saved him

Some sketches and ramble under cut:

I was thinking something like The Martian where he got stranded on a planet during a mission, lost contact with the rest of his team and presumed dead, Spock is a vulcan scientist who was there on a research trip when he found jim’s injured body and brought jim back to his ship despite vulcan’s strict non-interference policy. Can be Mcspirk too with bones being jim’s friend and a NASA scientist who refuses to believe jim is dead and tries to get a rescue mission to search for Jim despite everyone else thinking he’s just griefing/in denial.

I’ve been turning this thing in my head for a few weeks like a microwave, but i’m not a good writer lol, so if anyone wants to make something of it feel free, please tag me so i can see it.

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Kirk sketch (acrylic markers in sketchbook)

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I'm actually so impressed with how well he writes backwards... I could not.

Also

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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

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"The mediator between head and hands must be the heart!"

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Good girl bad girl.

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Mr. Spock’s Mood

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Kirk: hello Mr. Spock<3!

Spock: captain

*Kirk experiences anguish*

Kirk: are you in a bad mood Mr. Spock<3?

Spock: I am not in a bad mood captain

Kirk what happened?

Spock: what? I’m not in a bad mood

Kirk: Bones! Watch out Spock<3 is in a bad mood! 

Bones: oh

Spock: I assure you I am not

Bunze: Spock that green blood sugar of yours is probably low. A snack will probably improve your mood

Kirk: yeah! How about a snack!

Spock: my mood is fine

Sulu: when I am in a bad mood a short nap usually does the trick

Chekov: or a litol valk around the ship!

Uhura: what’s going on is somebody upset? Is it Spock?

Bones: let me check your vitals

Kirk: Mr. Spock</3

*spock sighs*

Kirk: it’s okay Mr. Spock<3 everybody has bad mood sometimes

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Shout out to Rachy (ckc), anonymous, and Bloopotronic for putting some more sand in my collectible ko-fi hourglass! I’m going to use the funds to steal birds from trees!

If anybody else likes my work, and wants to help me do more crimes, my ko-fi link is in my bio!

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Kirk and McCoy