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A Night to Remember

(Feat. GN!MC and Mammon)

(Warning: Mild NSF/W)

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Liz says trans rights!

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You’re such a cute little gremlin I’d put you in a jar and summon you like Pokémon

I'm extremely allergic to being summoned and if you do it I'll age 72 years

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hi there, how are you doing today?

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Fam, you're 25?! I thought you were my age!

H how old are you this tells me nothing.,,,,

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can you draw? if you can pls draw something and show us. if you cant pls draw something and show us. pretty please.

Yeah I draw

Here too

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OKAY I KNOW YOU HAVE A JAR BUT-

Cmon “I like watching the bar go up” is so mammon😭

Listen, green bar SO sexy and I cannot deny the allure of money.

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Bro I ask this with a genuine curiosity bc I literally don't know what it means but what does "bastards dni" mean?

Basically a deterrent for unpleasant people! Anyone who can't read the rules and be normal? DNI.

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YOU’RE 25?!?! SINCE WHEN I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE 19

I'm actually turning 87 this year 🤗🥰💞

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Okay fine I'll start writing again

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Do you think Lucifer would be offended if he caught mc listening to Christian R&B

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old man daikon . . . what is your wisdom

Make sure you moisturize new wounds often so they don't scar

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all of us get to slap levi's cute ass for gacha & we all slap that jiggly booty like our lives depend on it. he lets everyone do it equally so don't show off, daikon 🥺 you arent any more special than we are!!! 🥺

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I slapped a man's ass for gacha

so I started playing "What in Hell is Bad?" and,

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so I started playing "What in Hell is Bad?" and,

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I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel