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No pain*, no gain.

*bread, in French

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Bernie sanders is really missing out on a great smear campaign opportunity. I mean…the BERN BOOK.

PICTURE IT

IF TWO HOURS OF MY BAD PHOTOSHOP CAN MAKE THIS IMAGINE WHAT HIS ARMY OF INTERNS CAN DO

FEEL THE BERN

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I like when the phrase “good morning” is shortened to just “morning.”Then it’s just people acknowledging the current time of day. I think we should adapt this technique to just saying the actual time when we greet people. “8:42, Steve!” “8:42 to you as well!”

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Why do we care so much about our hairstyles? It's dead skin cells. It's deceased parts of yourself. Like little mini corpses beautifully framing your face. 

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Roller coaster operator: How was your ride!?

Everybody: It was WOOOOO. Very WOOOOO.

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"I'd pollinate those ovules"--a very dirty bee

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I don't know what the sun has against the duck, but I'm sure he deserves it.

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I think I get the gist of every popular movie and tv show that has gifs on Tumblr. Thanks, guys! Now that I don't have to actually watch things anymore, I can do more productive things like ending world hunger. It's about time I get around to that.

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The coloring book was just asking for this interpretation.

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I'm really good at mysteries, guys.

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Inappropriate coloring #2: The kidnapping

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Someone made the mistake of giving me a coloring book. I do not think I am using it properly. See for yourself. This is the first of many.

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It's hard to think of tags to search when you don't have strong feelings towards movies/shows/celebrities/people in general.