mohawkquotes

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"He looks like a toucan that time forgot."

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"You're erasing the truth?"

"That's what I do in life."

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"You're Italian. It's in your head. It's in your blood."

"Bull. I'm dyslexic as shit."

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"I'm old, I'm decrepit, but I bought these earmuffs."

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"It's okay. There's stress, but now there's dopamine. And caffeine. We're okay."

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"They'd just have to grit their diamond-encrusted teeth and do what the people wanted."

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"If anyone gives you trouble, they'll have to deal with me. And I will use my words."

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"Hummus: the gateway drug to Christianity."

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"Everyone knows white boys don't wear pants in the winter."

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"God condemned me to be a southern belle."

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"Here. A pack of red chili."

"I'd take that over a thing of cocaine."

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"I don't advocate cannibalism. I just think it's intriguing."

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"I had to suck on a lima bean, thank you very much."

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"There are few things that can kill me: cats, celestial bodies, and bears."

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"Hozier is the ancient forest god who protects lesbians."

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"I watch you. You're like a spider."

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"I'm, like, a real adult, so birthdays don't matter. They're just another year towards death."