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#mytome!!!!

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Miles was pretty into boxing. He made a whole album about Jack Johnson.

He knocks out Dio round one.

Miles Davis vs Ronald James dio, who wins?

Round 1: hand to hand only, base forms

Round 2: dio gets a lightsaber, miles gets a halberd (infused with the great curse)

Round 3: higher forms allowed

Round 4: Seinfeld joins, I haven't decided what he does yet

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paleozoic

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kirby reads hatcher!

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ergonomic

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i have 500 followers now (thank you everyone). when imma go at conferences im gonna expect people to ask me about my shoelaces

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Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

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"data-based search operators" you mean

' OR 1 = 1;--

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Jesus Christ I have JUST realized that women use FTM to mean full time mom on the app I use to find recipes. I was like WHY ARE SO MANY TRANS PEOPLE MAKING MEDIOCRE PASTA DISHES!?

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snorfing thru tumblrs blogs like a wild hog seaking out #tubers and #mushedrooms

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my favorite calvin and hobbes comic is the one where his dad just rolls up and casually destroys his entire night by pointing out some neat trivia about record players

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gayM :: (Traversable t, Monad m) => (a -> a -> t a) -> (a -> m a) -> (a -> a -> m (t a))

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My sister-in-law has a Stanley Kubrick themed kitchen

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There's an evil twin to "has only ever played Dungeons & Dragons and thinks all tabletop RPGs are as complicated as Dungeons & Dragons" that lives somewhere in the vicinity of "went straight from Dungeons & Dragons to rules-light storygames and thinks Dungeons & Dragons represents the high end of tabletop RPG complexity". Like, buddy, you have no idea.