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“I live outside of God’s sight and by consequence outside of his love.”

Thoughts on this quote?

I slip in and out of God's periferal vision. Of course, even the periferal gaze of God sees you more fully than thousands of flawed, human eyes ever could. He knows me fully, and He despises me for what I truly am. I cannot do anything but regard Him with Fear contorting itself painfully into Love. If God loved all His creations, He would grow bored. All Fathers need a child to Hate. All healthy, happy gods require a diversified diet of worship, beauty, love, loathing, disgust, and hate. He stitched me together with a bloodied needle and my mouth sewn shut because He wished me to dance for Him, not sing. And dance I did. God's Hand Controlled My False Mouth To Say The Very Same Words He Reviled. After all, gods cannot sin. He created me to sin for Him. So He may watch me dance onstage. In the burning Spotlight of His Love. Dancing and sinning in a way He never could. He condemns the very actions He has predetermined. I wonder if He is jealous if my acursed freedom. And suddenly, He drops my strings. I land limp on the stage. In the cold. In the dark. Holy Spirit, fill my Hollowed Body and let me dance again.

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Holy shit this entire interaction had me in stitches

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Eddie: Inside of everyone is two wolves, one hates itself and the other one hates itself too, but also tells you that everybody else hates you

Robin: I think I only have the second wolf in me

Steve: .......We need to talk about both of your self esteem issues

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stranger things hcs

Dustin likes pickles. like really likes them. His uncle makes them and Dustin eats them straight from the jar during dnd sessions. Everyone hates it

Mike is a horrible dancer and he taught El how to dance, so El is also a horrible dancer. Will and Jonathon tried to teach her how to actually dance but all they managed to do was teach her how to grapevine

Erica pays Lucas to get her comic books so she isn't seen buying nerdy things (she also sometimes blackmails him with what's under his bed depending on her mood that day)

The one time Max tried to play dnd with the boys, she gave up after five minutes because she rolled a nat 1 on her initiative and Dustin made a bad joke about her playing a Kobold and being a redhead

The Wheeler's don't even lock their doors at this point because they have kids coming over so much

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reason i'm asking:

some pics look like this

and some look like this

do deadpools scars go inwards or outwards?

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this is so cuuuuuttteeeee!!!!!!!

vecna is dead, joyce and hopper get married

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do deadpools scars go inwards or outwards?

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I would like it to be known that I have not watched Volume 2 and don't plan on doing so because I am not mentally well enough to watch that shit

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another one bc i love alignment charts

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So have we all just agreed that Dustin's the Straight™ friend?

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nancy: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

robin: Put spaghetti in it.

nancy: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

steve: Put spaghetti in it.

nancy: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

eddie: Put spagetti in it.

nancy: I'm no longer taking suggestions

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stranger things x gamechanger

*playing truth or dare*

Robin: Steve, have you ever peed in a pool?

Steve: Yes, I did it cuz someone said it would change colors if you peed in it

Robin: So you wanted to test it out???

Steve: IT WAS SCIENTIFIC INQUIRY

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stranger things headcannons

Robin eats the lemon slices that come with drinks at restaurants (like peel and all)

Eddie doesn't know his ring size so his rings are either always falling off or physically won't come off of his fingers

Steve makes everyone else wear sunscreen but forgets to put sunscreen on himself and gets terrible sunburn

Mike definitely had a phase where he thought that randomly yelling was the funniest thing ever (he also thought that the best time to do it was when Nancy was studying)

If Joyce had the time and money she would definitely be a helicopter parent

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i have come to the conclusion that i dress almost exactly like Gareth from Stranger Things and idk whether or not that's a good thing

like i wore almost this exact outfit last week

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my stranger things headcannons

- Eddie is colorblind and has to ask Steve to tell him what color things are sometimes

- When Robin and Steve are bored at work they draw on each others hands. Robin draws pretty flowers and designs, Steve embraces his inner middle school boy and draws lots of dicks

- Will is an amazing writer but can’t spell for the life of him

- Nancy used to be the kind of kid that chewed on her hair when she got nervous

- Dustin loves to read and learn about new things but since he only reads about them he botches the pronunciation HORRIBLY (he info dumps to Steve about whatever he’s currently reading which causes Steve to also horribly butcher the pronunciation of many words bcuz he just assumes that Dustin’s pronunciation is the correct one)

- Max says that she hates kids, but they actually love her and she vibes with them pretty well

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I just found out that that one dude from hgtv cheated on that one chick from hgtv, love is not real