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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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Conversation Prompt

“Is it demeaning for me to scratch your ears and call you a good boy when you’re in your wolf form?”

“I can hear your heartbeat from a mile away, and outrun almost any motor vehicle with ease. If I’m within scratching distance, I’m happy to be scratched.”

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A little story about ghosts, and roommates, and getting to know each other.

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are evil dragons really evil, or are they just vitamin D deficient?

(pt 2)

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10 of wands

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a vampire stroking ur hair as they're fangs deep in ur neck. u agree

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“I don’t bite”

Aw :( really?? :(

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Interspecies friendship!! Bonus point if it's unusual for members of the species to get along/interact, bonus bonus points if one or both secretly thinks the other species is adorable

Ooh, I love this! Not sure if you were asking me to add onto this concept, but I like it and it’s my blog so I do what I want >:3

Taking turns asking increasingly awkward questions about the other’s biology, diet, habits, ect.

Teaching each other customs of their species and attempting to partake in each other’s traditions

Learning how to touch (and not to touch) special appendages like wings, tails, claws, ect.

Secretly looking up facts about the other’s species for gift-giving purposes (“I brought you a pile of small shiny objects, I hope that’s all right” “HOW DID YOU KNOW?!”)

Cooking meals that the other likes, even if they don’t like it themselves

Wearing matching shirts in public and defiantly ignoring the looks they get from strangers

Dressing up as each other for Halloween

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I love aspec terato folks!

Your monster friends/partners love you so much!!

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God I wish I had vampire friends who could turn me into a vampire

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Tentacle monster, but affectionate. Loves to lift you in the air with tentacles and swing around.

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something that I find kinda difficult to explain to most people is why I'm so into monster s/o's and terato. like it's not a fetish for me, I'm aroace as fuck, but I love reading about these things from an aroace perspective. there's no expectation, no allonormativity, and often it's portrayed as a strong relationship that doesn't fit neatly into the categories of sexual or romantic attraction. ofc I fully support people who want a monster to rail them or whatever lol, proud of people exploring their sexuality like that! but also as an aroace, monster love has a very special place in my heart 🧡🤍💙

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I just want a floof monster that I can use as a warm bed/pillow to nap on, is that too much to ask for

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The best type of media idc

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I want a simulator where I can chill and hang out with mothman in the woods, maybe I’ll kiss their fuzzy lil cheek, maybe I won’t, maybe I’ll invite them over for some dinner and they’ll pet my cats and we’ll have a good time. I just wanna hang out with the monster and be happy, is that so much to ask?

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Planning your vampire buddy’s birthday be like

“You can’t have garlic, so that cancels out like five party foods right there. We could have planned a beach day but running water and sunlight are both no-gos. 

I didn’t know what to get you so I figured I’d take you clothes shopping and tell you what looks good since you can’t see yourself in a mirror. 

Your friend Lupin wanted me to tell you that they can’t come if your birthday party is this Saturday because it’s their time of the month if you catch my drift, but they can come Friday night, Sunday night, or next Saturday. And don’t worry, I told Beth not to wear her silver cross necklace. 

We need to talk about the decorations. I got the black balloons you wanted, but the other things were a little hard to find because it’s nowhere near Halloween and they don’t sell bat-pattern stuff year round. I did dig out the suction cup bat window decorations though. And the Halloween punch bowl will work, but you’re having human guests so please offer an alternative to blood.

Finally, the music. I know this stuff killed at your 78th birthday back in 1867, but times have changes and you can’t just play symphonies anymore. Nobody knows how to dance to that. I made you a playlist though, you’re gonna love it. And don’t worry, I told the sirens not to sing. We’re all good there.

Happy birthday!” 

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Having a ghost roommate is great because:

1. They can fly up and get things off top shelves for you.

2. Depending on time periods and locations they might be able to help with history projects because they lived through the events! 

3. Unwanted solicitors? Ding dong ditchers? Unwelcome guests? Your roommate can scare them away no sweat! 

4. No more jumping at things that go bump in the night! You heard rattling chains? Otherworldly sounds? That’s just Gary, they’re chill. 

5. If you live in a small apartment, you don’t need to worry about space. Ghosts don’t need to sleep, so they don’t need a bedroom. You can have a roommate and not feel cramped!