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Who's a good slinky unentangler? I have an emergency!
Loud Girl
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Don't judge us! And don't call HR!
Loud girl. Massage out in the open.
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So Robin and I were gonna be rockin and she was like you know it. and I was like how sassy are these burgers?
Loud Girl
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Every Breath You Take
"I MIIIIS YOoooUuuu.." /end nasally voice
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Hangover
"WAS IT JUST LIKE AN EPIC HANGOVER?"
"Massage Connection?" "LOOK AT THIS I'M [name], CALL ME, K, BYE"
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New Year, New You
"HE LIVES! Happy New Year Sean"
"I gotta get used to saying 2014" - Sean "I know riiiiight!?" - Loud Girl
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APRON
"HI, I ordered an apron on [website] and it's got pockets!"
She's holding it up for everyone to see.
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Movies
"The one got out at 8:40, I went to the bathroom, I went and got some more snack, and the next movie started at 9. Um, Wolf of Wallstreet was really good, just really long. Like in all honesty, like, the plot, was literally like, these guys, wallstreet, you know, sex, drugs. And then like, and like, and then like, at the end, like, he was like, oh, I got caught, I'm in trouble."
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Snow Storm
Even during a snow storm she's able to persevere and bring in Chik-Fil-A.
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New Year's Eve
"Sweet! Nailed it! I am such a loser!"
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Different Girl (Loud Girl is out on vacay)
"Its ok, I totally understand you getting stuck in a stairwell."
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Out of Office Voicemail
She just re-recorded her out of office voicemail 5 times.
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Stalking
"Sorry for stalking you, have a happy holidays."
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Skin
"My skin is loving me right now"
"I live like, almost to Boys Town. If you want to know where to find real estate talk to me"
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Quarantined
"I've literally been quarantined for five days."
UPDATE:
That's not true because I saw her on Monday and Tuesday. She was maybe quarantined for two days. Maybe two and a half at most.
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She speaks!
"Every sneeze is different but they sound the same, just high pitched and dry."
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The Sneeze
It has returned.
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