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Out of Office

Dr. Morgan stood at the threshold of his lab, his pulse quickening as he stared at his phone. He had just returned from a week-long vacation in the remote mountains, completely cut off from civilization. It was supposed to be a simple break from his intense work of studying alien biological samples recovered from a meteorite impact site.

His assistant, Claire, had assured him that everything would be fine in his absence. But as he listened to her voicemails, a growing dread gripped him. Something had gone wrong.

At first, her messages were normal but they got increasingly... odd. He had listened to them in the car on the way to the lab and with each subsuquent message he sped up faster.

VOICEMAIL 1 Monday, 8:32 AM

"Hey, Doctor! It’s Claire. Just wanted to check in and let you know everything’s good here. The samples are stable, no unexpected changes. I’ll keep logging their activity and make sure nothing gets near the containment units. No need to worry. Enjoy your time off! You deserve the break."

VOICEMAIL 2 Wednesday, 10:17 AM

"Hi, Doctor. So�� small update. One of the samples, Sample B, showed a bit of activity. It pulsed for a second, almost like it was… alive. Weird, right? Anyway, it’s back to normal now. Probably some environmental fluctuation. I’ll keep monitoring it, just to be safe."

VOICEMAIL 3 Thursday, 11:43 PM

"Doctor… something’s happening. Sample D started moving on its own. And B, it’s… growing. It’s not contained to its chamber anymore. I tried to secure it, but it, it touched me. I feel… strange. My skin’s warm, almost buzzing. I don’t know what it’s doing to me. I need you to call me as soon as you get this."

VOICEMAIL 4 Friday, 2:27 PM

"Hey, Doctor. You know what? I was totally overreacting. I think… I was afraid of something I didn’t understand. But now, I see it. The samples… they’re not hostile. They’re… welcoming. When Sample B made contact with me, it didn’t hurt. It felt incredible. Like it was… part of me. I feel connected to something bigger, something extraordinary. You should experience it too."

VOICEMAIL 5 Saturday, 8:19 PM

"Doctor… The samples, they’ve helped me so much. My skin is softer, my body… enhanced in ways I can’t describe. I look in the mirror and barely recognize myself… but I love it. My lips are fuller, my boobs are big and perfect. I feel… powerful, seductive, radiant. Every inch of me hums with energy. The samples made me better. That’s why I’m going to release the rest of them. I can feel their eagerness to touch me."

VOICEMAIL 6 Sunday, 6:00 AM

"Evan… come to the lab. They’re waiting for you. I’m waiting for you. We’ll be whole, together. I’ve missed you… so much."

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Evan’s breath quickened as the last message ended as he stood in front of his lab door. He hesitated. Something was clearly wrong with Claire and the samples but maybe he could help her. He threw open the door and rushed toward the lab. But just as he stepped into the hall, he skidded to a stop.

Claire stood there, waiting for him.

Her once-pristine lab coat had now morphed into a tight and shiny black dress that barely clung to her body. Speaking of her body, it was now the most perfect female form Evan had ever seen. Her skin was flawless, her breasts envious and her curves made Evan feel weak. Her eyes were now black pools of liquid light, swirling with alien energy. She smiled, her lips impossibly perfect, her voice honey-sweet yet filled with something darker.

"We’ve missed you, Doctor." She said softly, stepping closer.

Before he could react, she reached out and pressed her hand against his chest. The black goo slithered off her fingertips and onto his shirt, spreading like liquid fire across his skin. Evan stumbled back, gasping as the substance soaked through his clothes, cold and burning all at once.

He tried to scream, but the goo surged upward, a wave of darkness pouring into his mouth and down his throat, silencing him. He thrashed, struggling to resist, but the alien substance had a mind of its own. It moved inside him, rewriting him. His muscles bulged, growing stronger, leaner. His skin tightened, taking on a flawless sheen. His features sharpened, transforming him into a figure of striking beauty and power.

Claire watched with a wicked smile as he convulsed, his body remade in the image of something far beyond human.

Evan fought against the alien organisms infecting his body and mind. He couldn’t give in.

“No! This is wrong. We have to fight it Claire!” He said trying to plead with her humanity but she wasn’t human anymore.

“Shh…” She whispered. “Don’t fight it. You’re becoming what we need you to be. What I need you to be. We have been chosen for a great purpose Evan, we will birth a new race to conquer this worthless planet. You and I are will be the first. I will be the queen and if you give in, you shall be the king.”

Evan tried to fight the pleasure now coursing through his body. He felt strong, powerful, alive. The alien organism showed him images of a world that he controlled, of an army that bowed before him. It was an intoxicating sight but what tipped him over the edge were the images of Claire, his wicked queen, moaning in carnal pleasure as he fucked her with a new more massive cock.

Evan’s body stopped trembling. His breath steadied, his eyes snapping open, jet black, swirling like Claire’s. His lips curled into a slow, hungry smile as he looked at her, desire and power coursing through him.

“Yessss…” He hissed, his voice thick with newfound strength. “Give in… I want to give in!”

The black goo solidified, wrapping around his body like armor, transforming his vacation wear into a sleek, obsidian suit that clung to him as tightly as Claire’s did to her. His hands flexed, marveling at the raw power that surged through him. He stepped toward Claire, his eyes burning with lust and purpose.

“My queen.” He said, his voice like velvet. “There’s much work to do.”

Claire’s eyes gleamed with delight. She traced her finger down his chest, her touch electric.

“So much glorious work, my king.” She whispered. “And we’ll make this world kneel before us.”

"This world is merely an appetiser. Once it is under our heel our destiny awaits out in the stars." He said with a dark and triumphant laugh that Claire soon joined in on. Their reign was about to begin.

[viktorsvoboda]

AUTOMATICKÁ ODPOVĚĎ

Byl jsem přizván k projektu, který si klade za cíl osobnější pojetí automatických odpovědí ve mailových schránkách pokud jste tzv. out of office. Všechny vyarianty jak od výtvarníků (Vojta Velický, Vojta Šeda i dalších lidí, kteří se nejmenují Vojta), tak od lidí vládnoucích slovem (Petra Soukupová, Jaroslav Rudiš...), najdete ke stažení na odkaze. výše. Je tam i moje ilustrace, kterou tedy přiklídám i sem, protože mi přijde, že formátově tu vynikne. Pojal jsem ji trochu jako webkomiks, takže je potřeba se proscrollovat až do hlubin oceánu. Na léto ideální.

[richardalleninc]

We are out of the office for an exciting conference—ready to learn, grow, and connect! Stay tuned for updates from our journey! 🌍💼

[notfromnewbury]

Is a holiday worth the stress?

It’s my first day back to work after two weeks travelling the length and breadth of Slovenia in our dusty, doggy Skoda. We hadn’t been abroad for over a year, and this was a road trip we’d been looking forward to for a very long time. I was weary, energy at a low ebb and in dire need of a fresh perspective on life. But wow the stress it took to get us not only out of the country, but out of the…

[howlerprey]

/ I should really attempt to bring back Dawn... I still haven't done any icons for her yet xD

[haarlemupdates]

BIG FIV5 kondigt met groot enthousiasme het meest epische kerstevenement van het jaar aan: Out Of Office Christmas Party. De Out Of Office Christmas Party is een ALL IN kerstevenement voor bedrijven. Maar zeker ook voor freelancers die samen een werkplek, ruimte of netwerk delen. Out Of Office Christmas Party vindt plaats op donderdag 14 december van 18.00 tot 23.00 uur in de Lichtfabriek. Aansluitend is er nog een afterparty bij de buren op Basecamp Haarlem tot 01.00 uur. De bekende turbinehal wordt omgetoverd tot foyer. Met in de foyer: een bar, de HRLM Restaurant Foodwalk, de sta(m)tafels en zitjes en een groot deel van het entertainment. In het Oliehuis bouwen we de stage op waar de DJ en de liveband zullen optreden. Op de binnenplaats kan je een frisse neus halen en natuurlijk mogen de glühwein en marshmallows niet ontbreken. Live optredens van een live band en een DJ gedurende de hele avond HRLM Restaurant Foodwalk: Een unieke samenwerking met Haarlemse toprestaurants onder leiding van gastheer Nick Spoelstra. Nick is een bekende én graag geziene gastheer in gastronomisch Haarlem. Met o.a. Table24, Brick, Bar Leoni, Dané en natuurlijk de Dessert Bar. Deze Foodwalk biedt aan alle gasten een zeer gevarieerd ‘walking diner’ op topniveau gedurende de hele avond. Entertainment: sneeuwballenbak, kerstboombingo, santa’s karaokebar. Tickets voor de Out Of Office Christmas Party 2023 zijn nu verkrijgbaar op onze website: https://thechristmasparty.nl/. Voor meer informatie en updates over het evenement, bezoek onze website op https://thechristmasparty.nl/. Over de Out Of Office Christmas Party Het initiatief voor het kerstevenement komt van BIG FIV5. Het creatieve evenementen- en organisatiebureau. Het idee achter de Out of Office Christmas Party is dat het voor elk bedrijf, groot of klein, mogelijk is om ook (eens) een waanzinnig kerstfeest te hebben.          

[stochastique-blog]

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[robjorg]

How to Set Out of Office in Outlook (New)

Learn how to set up an out-of-office reply in the new Outlook with our step-by-step tutorial! Whether you're planning a vacation, attending a conference, or simply need to step away from your desk, this guide will ensure your colleagues and clients know when you'll be back. In this video, we'll walk you through the latest Outlook interface, covering both the web and desktop versions. Perfect for professionals and business users, our easy-to-follow instructions will have you setting up your automatic replies in no time. Don’t miss out on this essential Outlook tip!

[raurquiz]

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[mikesmovement]

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[wonderwomandebz]

We're off on a little family adventure. I've scheduled a few posts for linkups but essentially I'm out of the office for the next week or so. #Travel #family #outofoffice

[idnworld]

Out Of Office Design Studio — Taipei, Taiwan — What do you enjoy most about designing event and festival identities? “The best moment for us is stepping out of the studio and away from the screen, participating in the event, and truly encountering the people and atmosphere first-hand.” https://www.idnworld.com/creators/OutOfOffice

[cyprusqualitytime]

Wishing all our Greek friends happy Independence day and a great bank holiday. www.prestigebookings.com #visitcyprus #visitpaphos #visitpeyia #loveholidays #holidaybreak #lastweek #bestdays #lastminutetrip #holidaytravel #outofoffice #holidaytime #holidays #holiday

[thinkcannabis]

Happy Holidays from our family to yours! #holiday #outofoffice #fammilytime #winter #yule #christmas

[sugarartcanada]

📢 Attention, everyone! 📢 Please be informed that Sugar Art Canada will be out of the office. If you place an order after July 21, please note that it will be shipped on August 03. Thank you for your understanding and patience! #SugarArtCanada #OutOfOffice #ShippingNotice #AugustShipping

[howlerprey]

Guess who's birthdays' tomorrow?