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Maybe it's the first pride month for Regulus 🏳‍🌈✨☀️

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OK but what if you're a baby animagus when you first do it and you need to grow into an adult form

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Sirius, yelling in the great hall: your boyfriend is a slytherin, James?! He better not be related to me istg-

James: actually I think he's your third cousin

Barty and Dorcas on the other side of the hall: *choking on water*

Reg: *slowly melting into the ground*

Sirius, going through the family wreath in his mind: wait-

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captain lupin got in trouble

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words of wisdom from Red, White & Royal Blue

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James and Regulus as Enid and Wednesday. But of course I changed the color scheme cause James is the Sun.

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James: Do you want to know your gay name? Regulus: My... my gay name? James: Yeah, it's your first name- Regulus: Haha. Very funny James- James: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. Regulus: Oh- oh my god.

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Look. It's not that Arthur is dumb, or bad with people. It's just that Merlin has a world-class streak of nat 20s on deception, and Arthur has never rolled higher than a 4 on an insight check in his entire life.

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“my favorite harry potter movie is the prisoner of azkaban” i know who you are.

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james trying to explain why he’s got detention to his mom: listen i don’t know why i pulled that prank! maybe i’m having a midlife crisis!

effie: james you are ten

james: ten and a half actually and i could die at 21

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Do you ever just imagine James and Regulus standing next to each other?

Like that's it, that's all I need, there's something so fucking special to me about that mental image

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WHAT IF sirius was sorted into slytherin as he was supposed to be?? black brothers being the casanovas of slytherin while remus and james being the casanovas of gryffindor?? enemies to lovers wolfstar/jegulus?? first they hate each other but then evan and james slowly becoming friends so they get the chance to know each other without trying?? idk bout u but i need this immediately.

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Finally, the character listed as ‘Boy 1’ in PoA end credits gets some recognition…

Yup. Turns out the boy who dramatically delivers the most foreboding, ominous lines of the movie actually has a name!

May I present you Bem. Bem is a wizard of Nigerian descent. He attended Hogwarts the same year Harry did and was sorted in Gryffindor too.

He was also a resourceful member of Dumbelore’s Army during fifth year. Being very well read himself, he did not believe at all in the tyrannical so-called ‘pedagogy’ implanted by our - oh very dear - Dolores Umbridge.

By then, he appeared to have mysteriously switched houses by proudly displaying the Ravenclaw’s uniform. (A premiere in Hogwart’s history?!). A sudden change which - quite curiously - none of his peers seem to have acknowledged at the time.

He would be 42 or 43 years today (his precise date of birth remains unknown). Anyways, that is if he survived the War, which - of course - the story doesn’t tell.

I like to think he did survived by using mostly his mystical insight and other pacifist methods of mediation, in thus honoring the etymological roots of his first name meaning ‘peace’ in the Tiv language from Nigeria.

Although his few appearances (in PoA and OotP) remain non-canonical (his character is absent from the books), I hope Bem rests in peace, wherever he is.

Now, up to you, me - or should I say us - lore keepers and fan fics writers, to make sure Bem’s name remains above the ravenous waters of anonymity!

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So glad Taylor Swift is releasing new music, marauder’s authors were running out of fic titles

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James deals with bad situations by pretending to be his normal happy self because people can’t know he’s scared too

Regulus deals with bad situations by completely zoning out and shutting everyone out because people can’t know he cares

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James: Oh we couldn’t do that…it’s on a Saturday and Remus won’t be there

Lily: but it’s just one prank—

Sirius: but Remus won’t be there

Mary: Gentlemen it’s a one time thing-

Peter: inconCIEVABLE

Marlene: ITS A MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL PRANK THAT WILL ULTIMATELY-

James, Sirius & Peter: BUT REMUS WOULDNT BE THERE

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"There's no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid."

Rest In Peace Robbie Coltrane, thank you for being part of something so special.