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the true enemies to lovers

Romancing Shadowheart as any race, class or origin: you are my dearest companion and closest friend I trust you with my life

Romancing Shadowheart as a Selûnite: *not even looking up from her wine* good evening heretic

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Durge: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Shadowheart: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Durge: I said within reason, Shadowheart. How about I murder that guy?

Shadowheart: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Durge: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Tav/Durge: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

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I beat bg3 last night, and now I don’t know what to do with my time now, I guess I should do a dark urge playthrough. I’m ready to get emotionally wrecked again

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Can we talk about the romancing Leliana in Dragon Age Origins to romancing Shadowheart in Baldur’s Gate 3 pipeline?

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LETS GOOO CONGRATS LARIAN!!! I ALSO JUST STARTED THIS GAME AND IT DESERVES GOTY

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I read them as if they were The Sims patch notes

Patch 3 highlights

(They also fixed the bug where you have to break up with Gale to be with someone else even if you aren't dating him.)

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“can i kiss you?”

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Anders: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

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Hawke: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

The Inquisitor :

The Inquisitor : I like you.

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Grave women, near death, who see with blinding sight Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height, Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

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what's the play here Beauregard? 🔥

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The Hero of Ferelden: What's the signal when something goes wrong?

The Inquisitor: We yell, 'oh shit.'

Hawke: ...That'll work.

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Varric: Hawke -

Hawke : *sighs* They used to call me Hawke ...

Varric: ...Because it's your fucking name.

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Been seeing the hot witch wife meme floating around and felt obliged to make this addition while I’m suffering from Merrill DA2 brain rot again

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Sera: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

The Inquisitor: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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I love that in Inquisition, you can only actually win the game of Wicked Grace if you’re romancing Josephine and she’s like “oh good job babe you won 😇” like she didn’t just let your ass win