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Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

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okay but for absolutely no reason dan and phil cause me such immense rage like what do you mean you both have the same muse song stuck in your head at all times and you try and eat the same in a day so you’re the same amount of hungry at dinner and that dan doesn’t eat a lot of pasta cos pasta has cheese and phil doesn’t like cheese or your mum can’t make you a chocolate cake for your birthday cos phil can’t have chocolate. dan what red wine do you like? oh it doesn’t matter cos phil doesn’t like red wine OH FUCKING KAY.

You have a random alien texting language and just know what the other means and you share clothes but you don’t share clothes even tho you do share clothes.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNTIL WAD YOU HADNT BEEN APART LONGER THAN 2 WEEKS????

it’s a ranch metaphor.. FUCKING RANCH

ive lost my mind and its all their fault like ???

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howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

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not to be a demon trash bag buttttt do you have a top 5 list, of all time, for phan smut fics? x

lmao okay first if you’re a demon trash bag for wanting smut recs then i’m a demon garbage truck or smth bc i literally write that shit but uhhh yeah my dude ofc i have recs for ya! i’ll try to do a variety? like idk that these are The Best Of All Time bc there’s lots of fics out there but these are top tier of what i’ve read lmao

kissing on the kitchen floor, our friendship up against the ropes (x) by glasseslouis - 3k - excellent 2009 smut and always my go-to rec for that era

which witch (x) by @jilliancares - 5k - some fantastic enemies to lovers witch au smut another one i always go to for a rec

this is what it feels like (x) by melancholymango - 20k - vaguely pastelxpunk smut but like v self-aware kind? not in a cringey way honestly it’s so well done

l’historie française (x) by @danfanciesphil - 105k - ellen is w.o a doubt one of the best smut writers in the entire phandom like this is one of her many fics but probably the one i enjoyed the most? beware the angst but otherwise it’s amazing

ik u asked for five but these were the ones i felt were all of the same caliber? you can always check out more on the phanfictioncatalogue masterlists! (x)

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guys imagine you run a silly little fan account for a youtubers plush lion except somehow he’s become your boyfriend so you post on it less and less and he keeps telling you how he messaged the account trying to get the @ but you know this cos it’s your account but now you’ve been dating 2 years and you don’t know how to tell him it was you and then suddenly it’s 15 years later and a bunch of random people are asking if you did run the account but you can’t say anything cos your literal boyfriend of 15 years is sitting there still under the impression it was some random fan of his

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Fourteen and Donna are waking up on a beach in Spain thinking they had too many cocktails at lunchtime.

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WE NEEDED MORE THAN 8 EPISODES

BRING BACK LONGER SERIES PLEASE

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yall ik that a lot more important things happened in this episode but like when the doctor asked rose how her mum is and how her UNCLE is was he referring to 14 or am i tripping

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guys what was that and why was it amazing, also i’m betting 5$ that pj was the devil, but also the there was someone else because someone needed to move the wings

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He is so incredibly fond

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when i found out they released a soundtrack i was in a rehearsal and during a break we had i listened to it and started sobbing to my friend about how happy i was

i love the difference between casual phannies and insane phannies right now... casual phannies like "wow! regular uploads are great i love to watch dan and phil 🙂 a gaming channel soundtrack? thats sick and it sounds pretty neat in the background" and im over here throwing up clawing my eyes out when will it end... vaporwave my new top genre on spotify fuck everyone ive ever loved

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Petitioning for dan and phil to do the impossible quiz 2. It's been like 7 years and im still not over it. It was just such a fun time !

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I want Phil to write weird absurdist stage plays, I want Phil to write a funky indie existential horror game, I want Phil to be on Taskmaster, I want Phil to make interactive digital experiences, I want Phil to write books that fuck with formatting and perspectives, I want Phil to bring his authentically unapologetically undiluted strange energy and breathe life into every artform he can touch

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dan and phil games should play guitar hero. every fucking day i think about baby dan's absolutely fucked up amount of guitar hero guitars. maybe the world has forgotten but not me

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p is for phussy

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can confirm i was the broken sink

Guys, I've solved it. Dan is dating one builder. Phil is dating another. That's why the builders aren't leaving.