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me with evan: beautiful. showstopping. the dark aura around him illuminates the light in everyone else. sickly sweet scent (metaphorically) and beautiful but thorny like a rose. as perfectly strange as a taxidermied bunny.

me with barty: *pokes with a stick* what are you. *poke poke* and why are you so fucking relatable.

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do you think loser barty is more for lily or for evan? who's his sweetheart 😇

my darling irene, in no universe does barty crouch jr deserve a sweetheart. loser or not, he’s the worst man alive, the literal scum of the earth. BUT. entertain this idea: bartylily as 1980s highschool ‘sweethearts’. he’s the president of chess club, she runs yearbook committee. they get partnered for an inter-school debate competition and they’re both just so AWKWARD. barty rambles on and on about his comic book collection, lily gets him to test her in preparation for her ap french class the next day (she already knows all the vocab, she just wants to speak to him). lily drives him home because OBVIOUSLY he can’t drive and he clumsily gives her a hug/pat on the back/handshake combination goodbye. then for the next two weeks he stands outside her house throwing rocks at the wrong window until she takes pity on him and lets him take her to prom. they hold hands but refuse to look at each other and barty gives her a bouquet of flowers he picked himself from the weeds on the side of the road. it makes her blush.

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nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

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hi bartylily nation!! 🪷🪷

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the bit in david copperfield where steerforth is like Hello impressionable younger friend of mine. im going to rename you the effeminate "daisy" and call you pretty, like a girl. please report all your daily activities and where you live to me. im going to tell you straight up that i think of you as my property :). please ignore the fact that i maimed an innocent person with a hammer.

and david is all like Ah so this means he must like me :) how wonderful :) there is nobody as lovely as steerforth :) <3 i always loved to creepily watch him sleep :) <333

anyway that's what a rosekiller dynamic should look like

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the sid and tony crystal castles scene is so fucking beautiful i never stop thinking about it

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just found out that ‘nice guys finish last’ isn’t a sex joke. no one talk to me.

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and what if i said pre lobotomy tony is so so so barty…the machiavellian scheming, the lack of empathy, the desire to keep things interesting and unpredictable, no matter the cost…so self-confident he’ll dip his fingers in ALLLL the pies

character so despicable the only way to give him a character arc was to hit him with a bus and give him amnesia

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character so despicable the only way to give him a character arc was to hit him with a bus and give him amnesia

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nothing some purple box dye and new vape cant fix

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