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Let’s all appreciate that THIS is the little face Mark made while John and Amanda were roasting him over his work on a trap.

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Strahm headcanons upon ye:

- Strahm hates pickles. But he loves sauerkraut

- Strahm also loves black olives, but hates green olives. He thinks Victor Feguer deserved firing squad for the last meal choice he made (the crimes he committed only contributes a little bit to this)

- Strahm loves cranberry juice. His urologist is out of a job. He'd find a way to get kidney stones if he weren't so spiteful

- would you like some coffee with your espresso shots sir?

I'll take that as a no.

- Strahm is Jewish. Supported by the fact that Strahm is a Jewish German surname. Behind many uptight office gigachads is a mother who guilted them about the past of their people

- has such bad digestion that he eats the plainest shit ever. Default oatmeal with raisins and plain toast type beat

- he hates bananas. It's not that they're phallic, it's that they're weirdly dry and very overpowering

- it'd be faster to say what he likes. His favorite food is sandwiches (but they have to be specific to his tastes. I.e. no ketchup, no more than a little mayo)

- he likes fishing but he doesn't really have any other hobbies. He's been forced to go home and leave the FBI office before. He's an insomniac so unfortunately that just means he must spend about six hours looking up at the ceiling thinking about work. He doesn't dream if he sleeps, and on the rare occasion he does, it's -you guessed it- about work

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ommmmfgfg ggdf

Peter Strahm almost drowned as a kid. For some strange reason, Hoffman knew that.

Peter's trap was meant to be something different, designed by John Kramer to give him a chance of survival. But Hoffman wanted him dead, and put him in the Water Cube trap when he remembered what had happened to Peter.

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i will apologize for being insufferable but i will not stop. you all know this.

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nah. if you can’t handle me, block me xx

The Daddy's Little Toy author situation just goes to show how anti ideology has hurt people. Like an author is in jail for fiction fucking fiction! From what I know the author is placed in prison or is being held in jail awaiting sentencing currently. For from what I'm gathering a completely fictional story. You don't have to like what she's writing to think that people shouldn't go to jail over fiction. That the thing. Also who the hell gets to decide what is and isn't simply vent or awareness spreading and what is and isn't titillating. Also many trauma survivors create vent art that may sexualize their trauma but it's still vent art. I understand Australia's free speech laws are different than America's but this is the same country that's forcing people to upload their ID to access any social media site essentially. You don't have to like the story to essentially say "you shouldn't go to jail for that". Fiction is not and never will be equivalent to actual CSAM. And supporting obscenity laws will never be for the benefit of the public. And it's harmful to equate real CSAM with fucking fiction. You cannot be anti-censorship for fiction and then draw the line at things you don't like . Like imagine if your horny Sebaciel fanart put you in JAIL under CSAM charges. With the same cell as real people who actually exploited real children or wanted to look for and use real exploited children. "Stop imposing your American views on everything!". How is it imposing my American views to say that free speech should be a right for everyone not just people on America and that thought crime isn't real and shouldn't be normalized. Studies don't show a causal link between consuming dark romance media and actually committing abusive acts or consuming fictional depictions of CSA and actually harming people if anything artistic expression can get out some pent up frustration. People with intrusive thoughts may have intrusive sexual thoughts about inappropriate things and write them down what if those are found and it's considered CSAM even if it's fiction? Like thought crime as a concept should not be normalized. Fiction is fiction. I've only seen the snipbits going around social media. But like I hated it thought it was gross so I refused to listen to it anymore and went about my day. No one should go to jail over fiction yes even if that fiction has problematic themes. For example I am. Trans person I don't think anyone should go to jail for writing a transphobic book. I might hate the author but I won't advocate for their arrest and imprisonment. Like I've seen and stumbled upon much horny Sebaciel fanart and I don't think any of those artists should go to jail or be on a register with people who've actually exploited or aides in the exploitation of REAL CHILDREN. Obscenity laws are bad things and we shouldn't normalize them. From what I've heard the book doesn't even talk about sexual contact between an adult and minor it mentions the audit man listing I've the character when they were a minor but many non-banned dark romance books have that and the writers aren't jailed. Obscenity laws are bad. No one should be in jail over fiction.

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Father's Day's a few days away. Get your hoffstrahm mpreg ready /HJJJ

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House MD really is better if you just watch it under the assumption that House and Wilson are secretly making out literally every single time the two of them are both off screen at the same time.

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pastrami trying to create an email

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i fear this may be me chat

/Hj

Mfw there's someone surreptitiously trying to be the smartest and funniest in the room and practically demanding that people like them

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Idk what's funnier, the idea of strahm doing coke or the idea that he's just naturally like that

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The parallels!!

Davitelj protiv davitelja (1984) / The Saw Franchise (2004 - 2023)

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cause i'm too spongebob. and then i'm too fucking krabs..

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the statute of limitations is a law that says if something happened a while back you should be over it by now

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New animatic up on YouTube! Had a lot of fun making this and I hope to make a more serious saw animatic in the future 😎

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We interrupt our regularly scheduled Squid Game programming to scream and cry and shit our pants about “YOU DIDN’T SEE THE BLOOD! YOU DIDN’T SEE WHAT HE FUCKING DID TO HER!”