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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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up next is a Vaggie expression page!

I have some things I want to do for my ocs and for other fandoms but for hazbin ive got a bullet list of needs. After this I must make my blog Husk themed but I need to get Vaggie out of my system or I'll die. Ive already got the 3 things for the Husk theme planned out so I must obtain drawing time and then the world is mine

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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section

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like, okay, consent does literally just mean agree. which is what enables this little rhetorical trick. because there's all this cultural emphasis on sexual consent, which is just expressed as consent, a lot of phrases whose intended meanings are "rape is bad" can be taken literally to mean "i should get to agree to everything that happens in my vicinity."

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diagnoses character with whatever the fuck it is that i got

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Curious, I haven’t really seen any real trend among aspec people and the ship tropes they do like, however I think I kinda seen a trend in what they dislike. So in the tags tell me if you’re aspec (ace and/or aro) and if you dislike soulmates, and I mean the most straightforward romantic non subverted kind (but if there are versions you like feel free to elaborate)

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

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two pictures of one

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woah I’m actually done????

there’s a good lesson here notorious procrastinators should never volunteer to hand-draw 52 unique playing cards 

also they’re animated gifs right now because that’s how they’re formatted on the photoshop files and I’m not in the mood to separate them yet. 

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tumblr is the rotisserie cooker of websites

you gotta let a text post slowly roll around people's blogs, let the heat of indifference really cook in the flavor

there is very little more satisfying than having boosted something at like 15 notes and seeing that shit two months later at 90 and then next year its 34,765 notes and youre like wow I did that I was traffic

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ive been trying to be funny for no one for 15 minutes is this really all my high school superlative of class clown amounted too im supposed to good at blog humor as a feature of my class ! the clown class! make a joke idiot brain fulfilling demands!

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The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

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well of course since we all know curiosity killed the cat, but man oh man sweet satisfaction brought him back

Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies