A chronological collection of my latest obsession. It/Its
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Insane tumblr ad pull
#you're roughly... hang on let me look up the battle of culloden... 279 years too late sadly#unless of course#scotland does something really funny
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#yes YES#i was hoping someone would make a gifset of this scene!#oh look at it it's so beautiful#murderbot tv
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#i use folded toilet paper as bookmarks#i mean#they don't slip out#they have the perfect size#and they are soft (usually?#)
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Okay so I've got a raised temperature now, cool, cool.
So hungry I can feel the ribs tearing out of my flesh and also consumed by the illness. Why does my body hate me.
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absolutely love this shot where rose is watching her home planet die off after five billion years and the doctor is just slaying off in the corner
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So hungry I can feel the ribs tearing out of my flesh and also consumed by the illness. Why does my body hate me.
#like i didn't eat for like (checks clock) 13 hours at most#chill body it's not that big of a deal#maybe the vold is sucking my life energy away from me#this was supposed to say cold not vold. kinda looks like mold.#GASP#maybe the MOLD IS SUCKING MY LIFE ENERGY OUT OF ME-#i knew claaning up those moldy chestnuts from my friends cupboard without a mask wasn't a good idea -#personal
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Boromir Week, Day 5: The People's Prince, the Fellowship
"I will not go," said Boromir, "not unless the vote of the whole company is against me. What do Legolas and the little folk say? The Ring-bearer's voice surely should be heard?" "I do not wish to go to Moria," said Legolas. -The Fellowship of the Ring

When I center Boromir in narratives, I often cast Legolas as the comic relief, but actually, I've always thought of him in much the same way as Boromir: the son of a lesser ruler who has spent his entire adult life fighting the supernatural threat to his home, aided by no magic, largely unremarkable except in his bravery, skill, and dedication to his people. Another people's prince. Until Elladan and Elrohir decide to show up later in the series, Legolas is the only Elf who sees fit to put his life aside to help the Fellowship. I've always liked him for that, and I think amid all Boromir's weirdling companions in the Fellowship, he would clock Legolas as a kindred spirit---someone who knows strategy, someone who knows how to rely on his own wits and strength rather than mystical solutions. It's the combined masterminding of Boromir and Legolas who get the Fellowship off Caradhras, and in Moria I think they'd see themselves in similar roles. Gandalf seems to be at a loss. Aragorn hasn't had to step up yet. Gimli's expectations of the reception in the mines was wildly different to the grim reality. So I think Boromir would assume that if anybody was going to get them out of the mess they're in, it's him and the guy who can run over the snow, even if he does pass entire nights staring straight at the moon like a little freak.
But mostly, I think Boromir's time amid the Fellowship is mostly just

Like being the only human actor in a muppet movie
@boromir-week
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I am Moss, God of all that you have done
@the-second-visitor @creek345 @babybat98 @tanoraqui @imsorrymyusernameishardtotype

I am Arran, god of the most important thing
EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username
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they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die
#german jumpscare#this is so fucking funny#even though strictly speaking this is grammatically incorrect#it should be “es gibt trans bitches hier” instead of “sie haben trans bitches hier”#that's cause it was translated word for word instead of by meaning
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Reblog if you too love fetishizing evil and turning something good into softcore pornography
#how deep in the angbang fics do you have to be to confidently say you only see softporn ones#like when purists come across one and get absolutely disgusted they'll call it (usually with quivering voices whilst clutching their pearls)#b-b-bdsm filth#and now you come around and call it softporn? how many of these have you read 1truevikingbard?
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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There’s so much going on here but Jamie. you know why.
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Proving a point to my boyfriend.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
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Tea-set by Marsupial Pudding
“If ever you are passing my way,” said Bilbo, “don’t wait to knock! Tea is at four; but any of you are welcome at any time!”
– Bilbo Baggins. The Return Journey.
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I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin
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THE TREMBLE AT IM SORRY NKOOIHHUGGHHYG NOOOIIIIUOOO DONT DO THIS TO ME . JUST SHUT UP WTFFSHDKDKAD
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