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finding haley attractive is like seeing a flower and wanting to smell it
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"I'm helping!" (He's trying his best)
[ Inktober 31 - Farm ]
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Stardew valley hyperfixation's going wild rn
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idk he'd probably like it
just a lil doodle while I work on other things!
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shane > any other man
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me but with abigail and amethysts <3
Sebastian eating sashimi for the 5167238492 day in a row
#sdv#stardew valley#abigail from stardew valley#videogames#i also do this with shane and beer#but beer is expensive when you start a new save file#so amethysts<3
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shane to leah: take a hike man
leah: what, you mean go to my backyard? i do enough of that thanks
i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit
#stardew valley#sdv#shane from stardew valley#leah from stardew valley#incorrect quotes#i made this up myself#are yall proud of me#reblog
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It’s fall time in Pelican Town! Did you get your booster yet? You can do a walk in appointment at Harvey’s Clinic!
I know I can work on this way more but I don’t want to overwork it (also I don’t want to keep looking at it LOL)
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what if shane is just oscar the grouch in disguise
think about it
#stardew valley#sdv#shane from stardew valley#sesame street#oscar the grouch#they are one and the same#except shane is hotter and human
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sam: heyyy mannn want some weeeed?
sebastian: the fact that you even have to ask-
sam: so is that a nooo??
sebastion: obviously i want weed, who do you think i am?
they 100% share weed and smoke together<33
#i love them#they're drug buddies your honor#drugs#weed#stardew valley#sdv#sam from sdv#stardew sebastian#stardew sam#krobus sells them weed
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Krobus is Sebastian’s supplier
that’s it that’s the post.
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my kid: dad i dont want to go to bed
me: go to bed
kid: no
me: *turns kid into dove*
me: yolo
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Elliott: The lobster slippers stay ON during sex

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*Farmer calls town meeting*
Farmer: I've called you all here to ask *cocks shotgun* whose been mean to Linus
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Harvest Time 🍂🌽🎃
Can you tell I’m excited for it to be fall lol
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