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Hey Mooooouse, Guess who's been leveling up there Pidgy? THIS GUY! Heh heh

Y’all are still out there catchin’ pidgeys?  You better hope that your army of flyin’ woodpeckers is good enough to face my Snorlax and Arcanine.Did I by chance mention I gave one of my li’l darlin’s a nickname?  I think “Raphael” is a mighty fine name for a Snorlax, don’t you?  If you’re tough enough, y’all can face him at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s gym.  It’s at the corner of 5th Avenue and East 82nd.

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... I miss Tim.

This scene gives me strength.

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1.  Days that I get to sleep in without a perimeter alarm goin’ off. 2.  Hot sauce, hot sauce, hot sauce, hot sauce!  More hotter hot sauce! 3.  Reminiscin’ over fond memories an’ good people. 4.  Late night chats with friends, ‘cause sometimes things get a li’l silly. 5.  Yankee Candles; I love the ones that smell like I done did a boat of laundry.

5 things that make me happy

tagged by @shaneycake @hoveringaboutwithmyhoverboots

1- a good long bath/shower

2- eating good food (both sweets like chocolate and no sweets like lassagna)

3- drinking something hot on a cold rainy day

4- either a new good video game or movie or show

5- when i expend time with my friends both offline and online (yelling in the voice chat)

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@raph-the-muscle

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It’s been... a mighty long time.

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Anyone tryin' to mug you is goin' to get the surprise of their dang lives.  Catchin' that on camera with a T-Phone would be downright entertainment gold.

Well, shoot! That ain't somethin' I thought I'd ever see! Good thing them magic!anons come around on a temporary basis. Y'all should have a li'l fun-- take advantage of bein' human for a time! But it's always mighty nice knowin' that you'll be you at the end of it, believe you me. There's always somethin' about bein' back to your own self that's always comfortin' to the soul. Good luck, darlin'! Be careful out there!

Hey, Mouse! I am hitting New York! 

Aw yeaaaaah! I am stoked. 

I’m even looking forward to getting mugged.

Heh heh, or them trying to mug me anyway.

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"Umm, I-I have some e-experience in construction, d-do you think I-I can h-help?" -Momotaro

Of course you can, darlin'!  Fact is, I'll take all the help I can dang well get for the time bein'.  I guess it was only a matter of time before all that buildin' material came washin' out.  That's what happens when y'all call home in a place that don't have any maintenance done anymore.  It sort of ends up bein' a self-serve project at some point.I managed to strap it up with boards, but it's a li'l hard-- robotic parts or not-- havin' to hold up the sheet rock and do the work, too.  But if you're plannin' on droppin' by, be prepared to get your hands dirty!

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Hello darlin's!  I got some progress news!  Looks like with a whole lot of patience and a whole heck of a lot of effort, this li'l ol' Mouse has got a ceilin' back.  I think it's goin' to take a couple more layers before this is done solidified. A li'l worried about sewere water comin' in and wettin' down the plaster again.  All I need in here is to have it fallin' on me again.  A lady can't exactly get prime furniture down here.  I don't need the roof of the station goin' and breakin' anythin' else. We're goin' to see if it works and if not, I'm callin' Don.  I know it ain't exactly his forte, but... also I'm concerned in askin' Raph might just end up with fist holes in the sheet rock, sorry darlin'.

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Miss Shy done draw somethin' for my belated birthday.  Ain't you sugar sweet?  Thank you, darlin'.  I miss y'all so much... havin' a li'l problem with ceilin' cave ins over here.  Lonely as all get out.

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That anon obviously meant Aspergers, Donnie.

Yes, yes I know.

But that’s not what they TYPED.

Spelling, people. Spelling.

*Thanks Mousext2 for this awesome gif*

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I... I have to admit, you make an attractive male, Mouse.

I-I was?  I, uh-- well, I guess I'd take that a compliment, darlin'.  I think?  Bein' a boy was a li'l too weird for me.

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hey mouse! I just gotta ask....who do you think is cuter Leo, Donnie, raph or mikey? you gotta answer

"Cuter"?  Y'all mean like a kitten or somethin'?  I ain't too sure teenage boys much care for bein' called cute; turtles ain't ain't kittens last time I checked.

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Mouse why are you so epic and awesome?

I'm epic an' awesome?  Well, thank you Miss Tasha!  Y'all are just a li'l spunky ball of fire yourself!  You know what happens when epic and fire team up?Y'all get some mighty good lookin' fireworks, I tell you what!

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'Course. A li'l bit never hurt nobody. Y'all can have the spoon and the bowl after they go in the pan. Just don’t go leavin’ the bowl around the lair. It’s got to be washed out, darlin’.

Aw, sweetheart. Ain't you adorable? Let's go make a big ol' plate of cookies. Y'all can sit on the counter and be my taste tester; how's that?

YAY! I get to sit on the COUNTER!

Can I eat it raw?

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Mouse- have you ever tried the 'Frank's red hot sauce challenge'!? It's crazy!

Can’t say that I ever have, Miss Shy!  If I could manage gettin’ my hands on a bottle of it, I bet I’d be drinkin’ it down like water.  I had to go lookin’ it up, but that “Red Hot Sauce” stuff y’all are talkin’ about registers about 450 SCU.If y’all want somethin’ really tasty, give yourself a li’l drop of this.  I usually put a dab on the end of a toothpick and just keep it in my mouth for a bit.  I’m goin’ to warn you ahead of time though, it ain’t for everyone.  I keep it all to myself since the last time I went and put it in somethin’ delicious (food rolls), poor Don's face turned 14 shades of red an' he had hiccups for 3 hours.  Poor darlin'.  Some people just ain't got the stomach for the good stuff. Hot sauces are measured on a scale called Scoville Heat Units (SCU).  The hotter somethin’ tastes on your tongue, the higher the SCU level.   Shoot, some of ‘em even require rubber gloves and a medical waiver just to taste it.  Now that I’m thinkin’ on it, maybe I should have started him on somethin’ that was more like that Frank’s Sauce instead of what I usually eat.  Sorry for the 7.1million Scovilles, Don. Now we know a ninja turtle’s tolerance to ghost pepper extract.

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"H-Hi Mouse-san! I decided to visit New York today b-because I want to share the cakes I received with my friends! I-I included a couple of slices j-just in case I miss anyone (or their "mailboxes" aren’t around). Please enjoy the shortcakes!"

-Momotaro

Lookin' delicious, Momo! Thank you for thinkin' of me! I can't wait to find a fork and dig in!

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Hi my name is alycia and i think you and raohael are so funny and do you like pizza

Well, it's nice to meet you, Alycia!  Ain't you a sweetheart for sayin' hello!  Thank you kindly for the compliment, too!  It's nice hearin' positive words like that from other people.Pizza?  Sure, I like pizza from time to time!  I don't each it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner like the turtle brothers do, but sometimes I'll have myself a li'l slice or two with hotsauce! I still drink a bottle or so every other day like it was a dang can of ice cold pop.