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I'll add sometimes shit is worse in the morning, but there is nothing you can do to fix it past a certain point, especially at night. Leave that to the future you who sleeps and wakes ready to fight fate.

No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.

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Dress for the job I want?

Motherfucker have you ever seen an aged tenured creative writing professor? He looks like I stepped out of bed yesterday; where's my funding?

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Your Emergency Contact Has Experienced an Emergency, Chen Chen

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Sylveon UwU

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seattle moment

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I didn't share this with my friend (tho I'm sure he will laugh when I tell him) but when he told me he didn't have a sister anymore my first thought was "oh, is he a trans dude?"

Alas, as his story progressed, it turns out she's just a piece of shit

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All food service workers should 100% be entitled to free ass meals on the job. Not discounted, not half off. Free.

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I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

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Started a lil side gig hanging posters around downtown for a local venue, working for a staff of all friends.

Own schedule, minimal hours, and the weather is getting nice. I've never felt so relaxed at work.

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Florence and The Machine is collaborating with RATM.

Excited to hear Florence's solo work.

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Today in Hip Hop History:

Ol’ Dirty Bastard released his debut album Return to the 36 Chambers March 28, 1995

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Multnomah Falls, OR.

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psychological horror: ❌

mycological horror: ✔️

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Mousegirl Monday: Custard!

She makes desserts! Got her from BadmashBlitz on th :3

[ID: A sketch of an anthropomorphic mouse girl. She has pale yellow-gold fur with freckles, and her ears and tail are pink. She has short blonde hair and large round glasses. She is wearing a red headband, a red and yellow striped t shirt, and blue overalls. She is smiling at the viewer with her arms held behind her back.]

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In full business mouse attire today. A houseless person commented, "must be hard to walk with a tail. How do you go to work like that?"

I wasn't going to work, but I responded "with grace and dignity"

He loved that response.

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When @mousegirlbartender is working I get special treatment

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