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Then throw me a bone. Hodge passed every test we gave him. He's big, he's fast, he obeys orders. He's a soldier.

Gilmore Hodge - Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

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He's the one that gets his wish. He gets his health, I got my son back. It'll be worth it, you'll see.

Lucy Summers - Night Swim (2024)

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You clumsy toad! Isn't the inner agony of my creating enough without you carving me to bits? Take her away.

Nero - Quo Vadis (1951)

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"What can you want with the head of a man?" "I want to look at it."

Salome - King of Kings (1961)

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I knew this party would be full of assholes.

Howard Swine - Eating Raoul (1982)

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I asked for an everything bagel. That's a nothing bagel. Hey, you got any booze in this place?

Gary Polisner - Ricky Stanicky (2024)

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Ey, Zapt, Fritz. Listen to this! Count Hentzau offers me the throne. That is, if you two don't mind being killed!

Rupert of Hentzau - The Prisoner of Zenda (1952)

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So he just owns the richest copper mine in the territory. Well, don'tcha see? You've got the daughter of a millionaire. His only daughter! What do ya suppose he'd pay to get her back?

Willard Mims - The Tall T (1957)

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For hundreds of years, we've traded blood for blood. But no more. Your son is dead. Your concubine is dead. Tonight the House of Atreides falls. And your bloodline ends forever.

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen -Dune (2021)

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Nikolas Van Helsing, Professor of proctology, and other related tendencies. Graduate of the University of Rangoon, and assorted night classes at the Knoxville Tennessee College of Faith Healing.

Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing - The Cannonball Run (1981)

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Would you like to smell the bottlecap?

Insolent Waiter - The Muppet Movie (1979)

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My friends actually call me Liv. My enemies call me Doc Ock.

Doc Ock - Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

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I can't imagine how a game that is so popular here makes no money abroad. Someone is cheating.

Valentin Trifonov - Tetris (2023)

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"They want the land." "That can't be allowed to happen."

Seamus Laurent - The Cursed (2021)

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Well, fuck all y'all, I'm goin' home! Y'know, I watched my wife work all day, getting 30 bags together for you ungrateful sunsobitches, and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! From now on, don't ask me or mine for nuthin!

Willard - Django Unchained (2012)

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One Rocco, more or less, ain't worth dyin' for.

Johnny Rocco - Key Largo (1948)

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There is no such thing as disunity. There is only the great binding nothingness of things. At one time, we were one. We will all be one again.

Arthur Parsons - The Empty Man (2020)