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i think modern-day scout would talk to his team like a twitch streamer
#''Team am i cooked?''#tf2#tf2 scout#also yay im slowly figuring out how to draw these fucks#team fortress 2#×⚙×
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actually got this small enough to send on discord. incredible.
#tf2#.txt#this game is so good man istg#gotta be one of the hyperfixes / special interests of all time#tf2 spy#engineer tf2
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me when having the hyperfixation means im hyperly fixated on it
#i forgot to eat and then went into work#im so hungry man#just bought food tho so im good#i also forgot to drink water and it took almost blacking out ehen standing to remember#.txt
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heres some grids. because google wont stop giving me hydraulically compressed jpegs. the first one even has axis lines.
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love this thing, the solder.
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 soldier#tf2 mvm#tf2 soldier bot#i still cant draw the mercs for my life#but i can draw the tin can. and thats good enough for me#×⚙×
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been sporadically working on a full timeline of the events of tf2 for a bit now. it's really neat how many things have specific dates that all line up reasonably with each other.
For Example:
[this has spoilers for the update comics, but not for the main comics]
Based on the teufort reader article for wizardcon and pages 6 and 19 of Doom-Mates, it's pretty likely that he went to the con for the 28th-30th, meaning the start of doommates is halloween morning (which makes sense because. you know. scream fortress comic).
Because the same teufort reader page also has both a job ad for the robot wars and a rental ad for the alamo, it's safe to say red+blu are still alive and the mercs havent been hired to fight gray yet. According to the catch-up comic, it's "currently" 1972, and the brothers died "last year", meaning they died in '91.
So we can say without much doubt that merasmus was evicted on October 31st, 1971.
#once i get everything dated and organized im gonna put it all in a google doc and post it#but uh. that might be a while#i literally never do anything on a schedule idk when the next time i work on it will be#i just did this today because i wanted to think about engie lore. speaking of which i didnt know radigan had a gunslinger#i knew he made the original blueprints but not that he installed one on himself#(which is in a hidden link on the engineer update page btw)#.txt#tf2#team fortress 2#i appreciate that they've kept the timeline consistent tho because this is really fun to piece together
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baby's first hammer error (tried to run 2fort with literally no changes)
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made a horrible decision yesterday: i am going to master the pomson 6000. for the bit. but also because if i somehow get decent at it everyone will hate it.
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doctors office is funny sometimes
#×⚙×#adhd#attention deficit hyperactivity disorder#audhd#<-(i think? havent been diagnose with that one but it feels right)
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I think that by 1970's, by the time RED and BLU had the world under their thumbs, the fact that Redmond and Blutarch were still alive and active wouldnt be known publicly. More even. It'd be a highly guarded secret.
People outside of the corporations strictest leadership would receive a coverup story claiming that the Mann brothers have long since died like regular people. It'd be a ordinary fact in that world, commonly accepted by the masses. The twins realized that people knowing about them is risky, as likely nobody would be willing to accept living under a 100 year old semi-immortal, hyper-rich old guy.
But, people would suspect something, and I can totally see there being conspiracy theory nuts in that world, compiling evidence and making goofy conclusions like RED and BLU are controlled by aliens or something, and some of them actually figuring out that the Mann twins are still alive and secretly ruling the world.
I think the brothers would be Soros/Rotschild like figures in that universe. Nobody actually believes that they are doing all the horrific things a small number of fanatics claims they are, not to mention that they are alive. But ironically, they are right.
#maybe they each chose an assistant to 'inherit' the company when they died#and said assistants both act as the front mann for their respective company#ig it would be framed up like they suddenly discovered a will that left everything to those assistants#and the brothers would probably have every form of blackmail they could get against them to ensure they didnt just take everything and leave#actually it would be really funny if they found twins or siblings for this.#rb#tf2#.txt
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i have achieved over 100% body length. excellent.
he was only just borned and he's the same length as the food dispenser
bought wobbledogs like 3 hours ago. big fan of feeding them only french fries and baby teeth.
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wait thats great actually. would the scouts be brothers or 1st cousins?
all i can see is the spy brothers meeting up and both being like "oh yeah of course you would be a deadbeat father."
i usually headcanon the red and blu mercs as being seperate people that are only so similar because the brothers were copying eachother's ideas, but the idea of both demos being tavish, one being made by the bombinomicon shortly after it stole his eye, popped into my brain and it wont leave. They'd probably have different personalities due to the vastly different trajectories of their lives, he was only 7 when merasmus hired him to clean the library after all.
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its actually pissing me off to see people being like "yeah its awful and insane that nintendo is making their games $80-$90 usd. im still gonna buy them but it sucks." MY BROTHER IN CHRIST YOU ARE THE REASON THEY WILL CONTINUE TO BE THAT PRICE.
#they used to boycott like. gas and shit man#we cant even boycott a fucking console#bestie just dont buy the switch 2. watch it bomb like the wiiU. then watch them start giving out reasonable prices#we can live for like 3 months without the brand new mariokart. we've done it for like 10 years now.#.txt#ill probably delete this later i just. augh i dont understand people sometimes man
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bought wobbledogs like 3 hours ago. big fan of feeding them only french fries and baby teeth.
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i usually headcanon the red and blu mercs as being seperate people that are only so similar because the brothers were copying eachother's ideas, but the idea of both demos being tavish, one being made by the bombinomicon shortly after it stole his eye, popped into my brain and it wont leave. They'd probably have different personalities due to the vastly different trajectories of their lives, he was only 7 when merasmus hired him to clean the library after all.
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