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hold up, you forgot my f a b u l o u s cock.

TITS BACK ON TUMBLR???

DON’T MIND IF I DO!!!

#POST TITS

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reminder

your dream man does not exist. move on.

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ｃｒｏｔｃｈｕｓｓｙ

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why do female mcs always choose the dark and brooding guy instead of the person who obviously loves them and known them for years???

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ah yes. my childhood. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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just a little jojo theory on doppio and diavolo

so, do you all remember that one theory that doppio is the real personality? let me explain. that theory is based on real d.i.d pyschology shit cause doppio is like the submissive one while diavolo is the dominant one. the research says that the dominant one is almost always the fake identity or second personality and the submissive one is the real personality who has no control or decisions over the second personality. the real personality or doppio on the other hand, can make decisions for himself but for most of the time, he gets commanded by diavolo to do this that and whatever more.

but...

what if i tell you...

that there is one more personality?

and that is the true identity between diavolo and doppio?

it just a theory i made okay dont attack me and say its not canon, its called a theory for a reason. okay?

so anyways, like doppio, the third personality maybe submissive like him, or broken, too broken in fact. watching everything unravel like a movie but the movie involves him as the character that is going to die. maybe. and don't question me with, "but why didnt he showed up if he existed?" that's the thing, he cant do anything because he has no power or control over anything because of diavolo. or... he may simply had enough of so much bad karma over his entire lifetime he just simply gives up and snaps, creating diavolo allowing the second and most dominant personality in control. think about it, there are so much similarities of the third in diavolo and doppio even though he didnt develop doppio himself but diavolo did. doppio gets bad karma like him and also looks quite like him while diavolo is the anger or murderous tendencies that the third personality has when their on the verge of a breaking point but the event where they plotted on killing their father?? thats how diavolo was made. doppio was made from diavolo because he needed somebody as a cover or double to do his business while he hides his own identity away from the world. you get it? doppios name, doppio, mean double in italian. and its also quite ironic that he also hid his third personality. and your wondering, who is the third personality??

th third personality is...

solido naso.

🤡🤡🤡

I KNOW IT SOUNDS STUPID BUT PLEASE LISTEN. SOLIDO NASO LOOKS LIKE DIAVOLO OF COURSE, (WITH COURTESY FROM DAVID PRODUCTIONS) BECAUSE HE IS THE PERSONALITY HE MADE. BUT... DOPPIO LOOKS ABSOLUTELY LIKE HIM, IN SEVERAL ARTS. LIKE A FUCKING THROWBACK. HERE.

just like diavolo, he has green eyes but his hair, attire and mostly his face is just like doppio. the only difference is the eyes which represents diavolo. in the anime dp or David production made solido naso look more like diavolo but as a teen.

there, you see that? diavolo and doppio are the splitting images of him. in the manga he looks like doppio but in the anime, diavolo is the one who looks like him.

i also like to think that diavolo and doppio has some kind of brotherly relationship with him. here. fanon version of my theory lol

everything was going so well, the new found riches they had when the drug dealing association they made, passione, was going off, made solido naso's pain go away... for now. cause, diavolo right? diavolo decided to pull a, "why not keep in touch with a chick named donatella and fuck with her in the midst of my growing success only for me to remember years later that she existed and got pregnant with my baby and the baby we had together is going to be a threat to my empire bcuz shes related to me thus making or existing a mini me out on this world and at the same time maybe the potential key or push needed for a gang such as bucciaratis and risotto neros to rebel because of my horrible decision making" lol this was so long, but anyways... yeah solido knew of it once the news of la squdra rebelling against passione was out and um yeah... hes crying. my poor trauma bby kitten meow meow 🥺🥺

see the third pic again for solido crying and getting comforted by douchebag diavolo and best boi doppio ❤

but back to the topic, the third pic also has something interesting, the three are trying to comfort solido yet, they are also crying... weird. because since the original ver of them, solido, is crying and sad, they are also bound to feel the same thing. diavolo referring to solido as a kid is his preference to on naming him because he views solido as a a kid and that same goes to doppio. diavolo's determination to eliminate the traitors may also come from solido unaccepting it because he doesnt want this to happen, he just had gotten out of his horrible, horrible life in his opinion that was constantly tormenting him everyday as a reminder which doppio, unfortunately, inherits and aim to fix it because "boss said so." because no matter what happens...

Solido's happiness is the true number one priority of Diavolo, because nobody, I mean nobody, is going to put him in pain again, And the arrow filled with unfathomable power fueled them even more.

so... yuh. thats how uh.. raccoon mafia boss and best boi was made.

IN MY THEORY OKAY. DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY I DONT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE AND I MEAN ANYONE OR THEIR THEORIES. and i damn well know that this is very confusing but you kinda get gist of it.. right?? but yeah this was so fun to make and represents what i think, very intricate to explain making it sound confusing lol but i actually think this is a good writing experience too because i plan on making a fanfic based on jjba, if it blows up, ill tell yall my account. but if it flops, then no ❤

but ill let you guys have a hint,

King of hearts ❤

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i just watched twilight again and i hated every bit.

this pic did not help.

BRUH--

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Moments in my life i regret saying part 1

My christian education teacher, relieved that the lesson is about be done: And that is one of the many ministries of the Church 🤗

My classmates, amazed: Wow that is so cool, teacher-

Me, about to say something: I wanna marry a one winged angel 😍😍😍

All of my classmates:

😦😦😦😦😦😦

My teacher, completely quiet:

😧😧😧😧😧😧

(Dont worry, I'll post something even more worse

cuz i like torturing people's eyeballs 😇)

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girlies be like, "I can change him 😜😝" GIRL, he probably has like killed a BABY AND IS AS OLD AS THE METEOR THAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO-- 😃🖐

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"meet the duwang gang!"

josuke:

okuyasu:

koichi:

jotaro:

rohan:

joseph:

aya:

keicho:

tonio:

yoshikage:

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guys, im bored as hell. so i might take some requests from you all, make it ideas for fanfics. yandere or not. anything yall like. so, request anything!

byeee

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lmao i saw the “you dare disobey me” quote and immediately thought of coraline

“don’t you dare disobey me, coraline!” -other mother 2002 (oh wow 20 yrs ago..)

wait really? nice to learn something that i wrote is kinda inspired!

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darling: *disobeys yandere*

"you dare disobey me?!"

-giorno giovanna, 2022

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"what a beautiful artwork!"

🥰🥰🥰

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Why are these Dora in oxygen masks pics so funny…lmao

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jolyne: are u... escaping?!

(darling literally on the verge of escaping successfully on a window for the first time away from jolyne, and immigrating to another country legally or not, just to get away from them and start a new life with somebody and maybe have a family and grow old happily with them someday.)

darling: what... NoOOo... 😲🥺💖💖🔪

jolyne:

darling: looks at the yandere

yandere, thinking: (omg?!😳 has the time⌚ finally come?! do they now know my feelings🥰💕 for them?! i cant wait to marry💍 them and start a family👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 with them soon!! 🤩

darling: walks over to them

yandere: LESSS GOOOOO!!!

darling walks past them and talks to the person behind them

yandere:

giorno: (starts gaslighting, gatekeeping, girlbossing darling)

darling:

darling: (breathes)

yandere: