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So I’ve had a few thoughts since the announcement Gunnar (or Grendel depending on who you ask) and Shinobi will be coming to Hunting Grounds.
Thought 1: I’m curious how executions will work for Gunnar given he doesn’t use a traditional wrist blade, using his hammer augmentation instead. Having one hand will also probably affect what weapons he can use, hard to imagine him being able to use a Predator Bow or the Combistick.
Thought 2: With Shinobi I hope we get access to his wrists bombs and that chain he uses, it would be really nice to have more wrist gadgets. Also it’s a safe that we’ll get his spear, which will either be another variant of the standard Combistick or it will be a new weapon like the Gladiator’s Trident.
Thought 3: It’s interesting we’re not getting Barron (The Pilot Predator), likely due to him not having traditional hunting style. But it could also be further evidence of the theory that some fans have had about him, that he’s suffered some kind of life altering injury that has forced him to change his hunting style to what we see in the movie.
Final Thought: They probably could’ve had Grendel King take Barron’s spot, but I imagine the thought of figuring out how to animate his cape in game gave someone in charge a vicious headache.
#predator killer of killers#predator hunting grounds#yautja#grendel king#gunnar#shinobi#barron#Predator#random thoughts
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So on Grendel King’s design, it’s obviously great and does a great job at showcasing his rank/status without just stating it. Big detail I personally love is the cape, a fur cape but bone is something that both looks rad as hell but also fits Yautja culture to a T since bones (especially skulls) are such an important symbol to them.
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So Predator Killer of Killers fuckin rules and I need more now!
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So my (safe) bet for Badlands is that the Elder Predator we see going after Dek in the trailer, is his father. The plot details we got the other day mention Dek is trying to prove himself to his father, so his father also being the Clan Elder has way too much drama and angst potential to be ignored.
Side Bar: My second bet is that Elle Fanning’s line “Your hunting something that can’t be killed” is setting up Dek to deliver “If it bleeds, I can kill it.”, double points for me if it’s the only line Dek says in the movie that’s in English.
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I might do a more interesting Lily (CD-Call) post later related to Dragon Age/Mass Effect, but for now I’ll settle for a nice and simple one.
It’s objectively really funny that Lily is apparently an Ander’s defender, like certified Angsty White Boy hater Lily fuckin Orchard picked the funniest Angsty White Boy to make an exception for. Like she could’ve gone on about awful he is the same way she does for guys like Hunter and most people’s response would’ve been “Oh you hate the guy who makes everything a thousand times worse for everybody, especially mages??. Yeah that makes sense, that’s fair.”
I mean I know it’s because Lily sees the mages the same way she sees the Krogan, as just innocent oppressed victims who are 100% justified in any extreme violent action even if it’s objectively a bad move that makes everything worse. And also, she likes being a contrarian cause it let her pretend like she has an original opinion/thought.
#lily orchard critical#CD-Call#dragon age 2#Anders#mages#krogan#sorry my first dragon age post is just a Lily dunk post
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R.I.P. Edward Kenway, you would’ve loved Divorced Dad Rock.
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This was Vi’s exact reaction to Cait when she took her top off.
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At the risk of being a broken record, LETS. FUCKING. GO!
#Predator#predator badlands#yautja#lets fuckin goooooo#ok so they’re really letting him cook#dan trachtenberg
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“The pain, I can assure you, will be exquisite. As for our deaths, there is nothing to fear. Our names will be written on a thousand walls. Our crimes told and retold by our faithful believers. We shall die together in front of their very eyes and give them something to be haunted by. Come with me and be immortal.”-Candyman
R.I.P. Tony Todd.
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No fucking way, I actually made the list let’s fucking go!
I was literally thinking of making a joke post that would go something like “Hey do you guys think my four posts about Lily qualify me for the list?”, I say joke post cause I’m not so self obsessed as to think my posts were enough to put me on Lily or her fans radar. Guess I should’ve had a higher opinion of myself.
Now I can take joy in the fact that my posts have irritated a small group of annoying people, and quite possibly Lily herself assuming she does stalk the tags or has seen the list.
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Lily you only have two videos that are approaching 9 million views, AND THEY’RE BOTH FROM SIX YEARS AGO!
That’s not a brag Lily, especially considering no video you’ve made since then have even come close to those kind of numbers. Your videos routinely tap out at 40K or 50K, occasionally you’ll get lucky and have a video crack a 100K. Contrast this with Joon, who’s videos are either approaching a million views or are at a million views.
Like Lily, the video about Star Wars you released the day before Joon’s video about you dropped is currently stuck at 18K. His video is currently at 489K, it ratioed you in just 5 hours of it’s release. I’m sorry Lily you can’t play the numbers game with Joon, cause you objectively will lose.
And bullshit you didn’t have to leech off better creators to get those views, because you absolutely fucking did. That’s what I’d call two videos where you capitalized on the wave of negative and often outright reactionary discourse surrounding those two shows especially SU. Unless your trying to say your better than the creators of SU or LOK, cause if so I believe the appropriate response is a hearty Lol a Lmao even.
P.S. Also Lily please, pick a fucking lane with the SU video already. Either commit to bragging about all the views it got and how successful it was or don’t. Because you can’t brag about it and then get offended anytime someone suggests it might’ve influenced the wider perception of the show.
#lily orchard#lily orchard critical#joon the king#steven universe#legend of korra#discourse#cope and seethe Lily
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YOOO! They’re letting him cook!
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If I had nickel for every time a Canadian creep dipshit brought up Epstein in their denial, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
#lily orchard#lily orchard critical#drake#Certified Drake Moment#Lily is going through her Drake arc I guess#never doubt how stupid Lily is
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So I rewatched the 09 remake of Friday The 13th after getting my copy of the limited edition 4k release (not to brag or anything) and I gotta say, this movie still fucking rules.
Great kills and easily one of the best iterations of Jason Voorhees period, seriously just the levels of personality and animalistic aggression Derek Mears gives Jason puts him on par with Kane Hodder.
#friday the 13th#Friday The 13th 09#derek mears#it’s a crime this movie never got a sequel#jason voorhees#kane hodder
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Ok, I have a very earnest question for Lily and her diehard fans.
What part of the Writing Tips thread was a joke?
In the event you respond to this question with a frustrated “Why does no one believe it was a joke??”, allow me to answer that question ahead of time. It’s because all the Tips just so happen to be opinions and beliefs Lily expresses to this day, like enemies to lovers is abusive, heroes should just kill the bad guys, slice of life is better than action, anime bad, Zuko doesn’t have a redemption arc, storyboard artists can’t write ever, and etc etc.
To be fair the thread is funny, just not in any way that’s intentional. The way that most of the Tips are just the most blatant examples of vague posting you’ve ever seen is hilarious, the tips that make Lily look like a hypocrite and are deeply ironic are also pretty funny.
Now if any Lily fans are still reading this I’m gonna give you a little bit of homework, look up the term “Schrodinger’s Douchebag”.
#lily orchard#lily orchard critical#steven universe#she ra#anthony gramuglia#I swear I’m gonna try and not make it a habit to post about Lily#Schrodinger’s Douchebag
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One of the strangest parts in Lily’s video about the allegations is how she ends a screaming rant about how unfair it is no one believes her denials, with an “And that’s why treat my fans like shit when they have the audacity to recommend me things!”.
This post has has the same vibe as that, posting a rant about how your critics definitely dehumanize you the same way you do just with serious accusations instead of being called an It. Then ending that rant with not with the serious stuff, but with the running sock puppets accusations? Odd. Like running sock puppets and being a groomer, are not equally serious accusations.
And Lily knows that, but it still really really bugs the shit out of her anyways. Because it’s true, just like how she does treat her fans like garbage it’s true she uses sock puppets (she uses at least one). but she can’t just deny it outright, she needs to slip in the denial/excuse at the end of the serious stuff/trauma dumping so you dear reader are more willing to buy it. But the problem with this strategy is simple, it’s super jarring cause it doesn’t fit the situation and it ends up having the opposite effect to anyone who isn’t one of her diehards.
P.S. Just so it doesn’t have to go unsaid, Lily would absolutely yelling everyone’s ear off if Ant, Crim, or Sai called her an “It”.
#sai scribbles#crimsonender#anthony gramuglia#lily orchard#lily orchard critical#yes I’m jumping into drama#Let’s see how long it takes for me to regret this
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POV: Your Lex just trying to survive an ancient pyramid made for an alien species of warrior hunter’s rite of passage, when the last surviving member of the Predator’s hunting party she needs to convince to team up with her decides to make her a cool gift.
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