msp-os

[msp-os]

[ < “The message seems to be in Wingdings. Try to find something in the room that could translate it.” ]

[ END OF CHAPTER 1 ... ]

[msp-os]

[ < “PRESS THE BUTTONS, ASSHOLE” ]

[ “sit in your very cool chair” > ]

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[[< PREVIOUS]]

[ “The message seems to be in Wingdings. Try to find something in the room that could translate it.” > ]

[msp-os]

[ < “Investigate suspicious buttons next to door.” ]

[ “PRESS THE BUTTONS, ASSHOLE” > ]

[msp-os]

[ < “not like THAT you goober!!!!!!!! wear them on your HEAD” ]

[[CONTINUE >]]

[msp-os]

[ < “Wear the socks.” ]

[ “Investigate suspicious buttons next to door.” > ]

[msp-os]

[ < “Look inside wardrobe.” ]

[ “not like THAT you goober!!!!!!!! wear them on your HEAD” > ]

[msp-os]

[ < “Use mouth to toss table at painting.” ] 

[ “Wear the socks.” > ]

[msp-os]

[ < “Run through painting Super Mario 64-style.” ]

[ “Look inside wardrobe.” > ]

[msp-os]

[ “Figure out what’s going on with ceiling, see if it relates to dangerous-looking door.” > ]

[ “Use mouth to toss table at painting.” > ]

[msp-os]

[ < “EAT... SPOUSE?” ]

[ “Run through painting Super Mario 64-style.” > ]

[msp-os]

[ < “GO EAT BREAKFAST.” ]

[ “Figure out what’s going on with ceiling, see if it relates to dangerous-looking door.” > ]

[msp-os]

[ < “AWAKEN.” ]

[ "EAT ... SPOUSE?” > ]

[msp-os]

[ < “Ponder what is a lunchbox.” ]

[ “GO EAT BREAKFAST.” > ]

[msp-os]

[< “NO.”]

[ “AWAKEN.” > ]

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[START]

[ “Ponder what is a lunchbox.” >>> ]