mullette-dweeb-blog
mullette-dweeb-blog
the founding fuckboys
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yo im Elliot, a non binary hamtrash that spends too much time on 'the tumbler'
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mullette-dweeb-blog · 8 years ago
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i love this boy!!!
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daily reminder that bo burnham is a good person
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mullette-dweeb-blog · 8 years ago
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Philip: I have something to tell you. But I don't want you to get how you get. Alexander: Oh, God... Philip: I'm getting married. Alexander: Oh... [face-palms] Philip: I didn't want to tell you over the phone... Alexander: Mmm. Philip: It's a Burr, I met her at school, she's wonderful... [Alex drains his entire glass of wine in one sip] Philip: Uh... are you upset? Alexander: [nods] But let me tell you why. First off, you're only twenty. Philip: Look, Pop, I know I'm young. But you've always said I was a very levelheaded guy, and I am. I have job offers, I know exactly what I want my future to be, and I have this incredible role model... Alexander: Oh, please. Philip: No, it's true. You know, I'm the only guy in my fraternity who doesn't come from a broken home. Alexander: Stop flattering me, it's cheap.
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mullette-dweeb-blog · 8 years ago
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Hamilton: Yes, I wear foundation. Yes, I live with a man. Yes, I'm a middle- aged fag. But I know who I am, Philip. It took me twenty years to get here, and I'm not gonna let some idiot senator destroy that. Fuck the senator, I don't give a damn what he thinks.
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mullette-dweeb-blog · 8 years ago
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Jefferson: [comes from behind Alex] Hamilton. Hamilton: Yes Satan. [turns around and sees Thomas Jefferson.] Hamilton: Ohh, I thought you were someone else.
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mullette-dweeb-blog · 8 years ago
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Laurens: Could you tell them I was a relative who dropped in? Philip's uncle? Uncle John? Hamilton: What's the point? You'd be Philip's gay Uncle John. Laurens: Oh, I can play it straight! Hamilton: Oh, please! Look at the way you're holding your glass, look at your pinky, look at your posture! Laurens: What? What about you? You're definitely not a cultural.. whatever it is. You've never been to a museum, and you eat like a pig! Hamilton: Laurens, these people are right-wing conservatists. They don't care if you're a pig, they just care if you're a fag.. Ah, fuck 'em! Of course you can pass as an uncle!
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mullette-dweeb-blog · 8 years ago
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i mADE IT :DDD
Hey I’m lame
http://theroleplayarchives.boards.net/
Here’s a roleplay forum my friend made if any of you are interested ;;
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mullette-dweeb-blog · 8 years ago
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how do u actually save bees?
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mullette-dweeb-blog · 8 years ago
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I have never related to something so much in my entire life.
“So how’s life?”
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mullette-dweeb-blog · 8 years ago
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mullette-dweeb-blog · 8 years ago
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mullette-dweeb-blog · 8 years ago
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May I request trans Martha Washington?
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MARTHA WASHINGTON IS TRANS PASS IT ON
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