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TxT's maknae: Can I dye my hair black?

BigHit: No.

*5 hours later*

Jin: *dying maknae's hair black* You gotta show them you don't give a fuck.

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Jungkook: Truth or dare

Hoseok: truth

jungkook: what's your credit card number

Hoseok: dare

Jungkook: I dare you to tell me your credit card number

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Yoongi: Nothing in life is free

Hoseok: Adventure is free

Namjoon: Knowledge is free

Seokjin: Breathing is free

Jungkook: Everything is free if you take it without paying

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Hoseok: "Obama means gmail"

Hoseok: this was supposed to say "Ohana means family" autocorrect just ruined a really beautiful moment

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Seokjin: close your eyes

bang pd: *closing his eyes* okay

Seokjin: what do you see

bang pd: nothing

Seokjin: that's what you mean to me

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Yoongi: *accidentally hits seokjin while training*

seokjin: you wanna fucking die?

yoongi: *whispering* kinda

seokjin: *soft voice* bro, we talked about this

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Me on Ellen:

Ellen: so I heard you wanted namjoon to punch you in both eyes 4 times

Me: Yeah

Ellen: okay namjoon come on out

Me: omg Ellen you didn't

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Jimin: namjoon hyung won't come out of his studio

jungkook: just tell him I said something

Jimin: tell him you said what

Jungkook: anything dumb that would sound like something I said

*later*

Namjoon, rushing out of his studio: did this bitch just say that europe is a country-

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Seokjin: I gave bang pd a get better soon card

Yoongi: that's surprisingly nice of you

Seokjin: he wasn't sick I just thought he should do better

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Rose: I'm doing such a good job at keeping my crush a secret.

Lisa: Hey Rose!

Rose, panicking: I have to gay-I mean go. I have to go

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Jimin: for someone who's 70% water you don't look very refreshing

Jungkook: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNN

Namjoon: ...water cannot be burned

Jungkook:...

Jungkook: EVAPORAAAAATEEEEE

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Taehyung: yoongi, I know you've taken him so I'll ask you this one more time. where's yeontan

Yoongi, hiding yeontan behind his back: yeah, i'll do you one better. Who's yeontan

Jungkook: I'll do you one better. Why's yeontan

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Jungkook's favorite book

Hoseok: What are you reading?

Jungkook: a book of things I like

Hoseok: Jungkook, that's just a photo album of taehyung

Jungkook: oh. what a coincidence

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Stranger: don't be scared, I don't bite

Jin: then how do you eat

Jin: *windshield wiper laugh*

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