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I vote the baristas rise up to fight against this retail Hell

"LETS GET THIS STUDDY"

"Hm?"

"You always EMBARASS ME"

"They're getting along nicely! Yippee!"

"I'm Dave Seville"

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You do? Why were you put here, Ritz?

"Clearly, this guy is hung up over some Lost Hubby."

"A widow in Need."

"And I love to serve."

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Oh God this really is Hell. Good luck dealing with entitled customers, Ritz. You're gonna need it

"Excuse me? What did that Skeleton in an Apron just say?"

"I didn't hear it say anything, ma'am."

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He'll definitely come back for you, Stone! You're the best assistant he's ever had! And one of the few people who really understands him

"... I know."

"And that's why I'll wait. Right here."

"... I think I know why I was put here."

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IS THAT DAVE SEVILLE

"WHERE'S MY COFFEE"

"We've been waiting for almost TWO HOURS."

"We can talk after the lunch rush. Get an apron and start brewing."

"... fine."

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Do you know where the doctor ended up? :(

"... no."

"But. I know he'll come back."

"To get me. He always does."

"..."

"Hm."

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THIS IS YOUR FREE TICKET TO TALK ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

"... I like guys-"

"BARISTAAAAAS"

"Can we get some COFFEE OVER HERE?"

"Oh. Yes. Sorry."

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we dont need his sexy i mean tragic backstory

"YES WE DO SHUT UP."

"STOOONE"

"Well."

"The doctor and I had crafted a large spaceship."

"We were looking for an. Old project."

"And then, our ship was eclipsed. By a much larger one."

"I was able to get The Doctor into an escape pod."

"After that, it's a blur. A trial. A verdict."

"And then I was here."

"Does that answer your question."

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Come on guys don't sexyally harass the berista

"Oh, Oh I'm a Sexy Ally!"

"KEEP THAT WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, BOY."

"Stone. Stone please give us your backstory. STONE."

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BONE?!

"NO-"

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assteroid

"..."

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How's Ritz gonna get out of this one?!

[And this ask has been censored]

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You here all alone king? I hope the pay is good at least

"Hah. You're funny."

"I'm free-"

"Oh my god can we get your tragic backstory now please"

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Pebble

"I'd guess more of an Asteroid"

"Are you done"

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you've got a little scar on your nose king

"Being crushed under the burning rubble of a giant death egg can do that to you."

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Live Taffy Reaction

"It's. Okay!"

"Just focus on selling coffee, okay?"

Sigh.

"Yes. Of course."