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Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough

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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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Stars, we are realizing that I have *not* been imagining the affini large enough.

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You should read it and the other fics. Just a couple days ago I started diving in because we encountered some stuff about it and I guess it's just been working through our brain for the past few months. Now I've been up way too late for three nights in a row reading.

Yesterday we had a great laugh too, because I got a flower hair clip at pride. Didn't mean anything at the time (besides that it was pretty and we needed something of the sort) but now...

Anyway, I started pretty much with the wiki because we needed information for something that probably wasn't really gonna happen in the first place. But as a result I have both the 'awesome lesbian couple' *and* the 'evil and intimidating horse' in here (to some degree or another) so that's fun.

parent: my son is fine

excuse me, but your daughter is starting to idolize the idea of being a plant’s pet

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You can't just say that and not share it

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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back on my goner vessel bs

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my timeloop game is "too gay" and you should play it

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it/its pronouns are the coolest thing ever btw and you should give anybody who uses them $1,700 immediately

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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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listen to me. i need you all to vote siffrin for tumblr sexyenby. they're a true tumblr sexyperson. they get shipped with au versions of themself. they were not designed to be sexy but everyone gravitates towards them anyway. they are the closest thing there IS to a tumblr sexyenby. does testament have any of that? nuh-uh!

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Remember the tumblr cake incident with the vanilla extract? Let’s make a box cake. It is much harder to mess up a box cake.

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Reminder that the only reason "hermaphrodite" is even used in biology is because some zoologists a couple hundred years ago were were too lazy to come up with a new term to talk about how snails reproduce, and instead opted to compare them to intersex people. (Which were, at the time, ONLY called hermaphrodites. The word intersex didn't exist yet.)

Hermaphrodite has referred to intersex people since before we knew what a gamete was.

It wouldn't fucking kill you to use cosexed/cosexual, dichogamous, monoecious, gonosimulite, or whatever else to talk about animal species that have dual reproductive function. You don't need to contribute to a slur for us staying normalized.

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i’m counting at least four dead giveaways and another obvious cop