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Alright y'all, crazy Leander Theory...

We know for a FACT that Leander is sentient...

What if... After the devs released the full game (with a special surprise)... We finally get to a part where Leander is about to betray us. But we don't accept his hand anymore because he mad sketchy af. Leander saw that and GLITCHED this time insisted we take his hand, when we refuse once more and then he suddenly THREATENS us that he'll break the screen and corrupt the game file. We then refused and then he LAUGHS, like, ACTUALLY LAUGHS. Not a 'text at the bottom saying "hahahaha" without audio' type of laugh. ACTUAL MEGALOMANIA LAUGHING. Which is terrifying because you didn't expect ACTUAL VOICE ACTING IN THE GAME. He then SMASHES THE SCREEN, HIS 2D SPRITE WENT 3D, AND NOW WE HAVE TO FACE A FUCKING BOSS BATTLE--AND TOUCHSTARVED WAS ACTUALLY AN RPG GAME ALL ALONG --

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TWST x Koinatsu reader doodles #1

... Something about hatless Rook makes me... ✨ Uncomfortable ✨~

Rook wanted to see how the Oiran walks during an Oiran Dochu to which Koinatsu reader decided to demonstrate.

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Ace Trapolla with a Cambion reader

Cambions are half-demon, half-human creatures. Most of them were born from a union between a human woman and an incubus. They can have demonic powers, as well as weaknesses from the demonic parent. It's hard to distinguish them from humans, but they still have strange features.

• Ever since you met this walking, talking, and breathing piece of shit, your days are either never full of boredom or never full of breaks from the chaos. He's a great friend and all, but he's still a goody-two-shoes. He keeps making it harder for you to use him, so you had other ideas...

• Look, it's already hard for you to search for food, not to mention Grim's appetite. So when Ace saw you with another student ALONE in an area, he was nosy when you display something... Way too intimate. You kissed the random student, then it turned into a small make out session... Ace was grossed out and is preparing to leave you two alone, then suddenly veins started appearing on your skin, moving to your face, and to your connected lips.

• The student's skin went paler and paler until he collapsed in front of you. While you were just sitting there, feeling refreshed after sucking out life force, your veins disappearing. Ace freaked out, thinking that the person with moving veins he saw was not you and tried to fled the scene. However, your advanced hearing heard his footsteps and you chased after him.

• Once you tackled him to the ground, you explained to a struggling Ace that you did what you had to do in order to survive because let's be honest Crowley isn't paying you much and ypu mostly leave your other food to Grim. He calmed down a bit after you explained to him that you are a Cambion and your whole background. He understood and reluctantly helped you put the fainted student to the infirmary... He immediately shared his newfound discovery to Deuce despite you telling him to keep it secret.

• Ace and Deuce are now asking you questions if you were sent by the devil to bring the students to Hell and you said no, because apparently, your deadbeat father had affairs with human women for fun, including your deceased mother. You were just born, raised in an orphanage, and were content with living as a normal person... But sometimes, you cannot stop the urge to sin. It's in your blood.

• Ace is completely fine with you being a harmless cambion IF you don't take it too far. He makes you promise that if you did a bad thing once, do a good thing twice. He helps you by hooking you up dates with prey guys he doesn't like, but only to feed you if you can no longer take the hunger. Besides, you convert life force to demonic magic and use that as a weapon to beat Overblots after all.

• He's glad that you can hide most of your demonic features during the day since your demon magic is more powerful at night. He also keeps you away from Rollo... He could've sworn he saw him hiding holy water behind his back.

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Me, when the warning says x black reader but the fic doesn't mention the reader's skin colour once:

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Me, when there's a slight increase in good x male reader non-smut fics in the last few days:

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Me after I accidentally started an argument despite my post being a joke:

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MCaI memes #2

Maria Clara every time Crisostomo is 0.1 seconds apart from her:

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Me, realizing that not everyone is going to understand my female reader joke:

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"All female aligned readers DNI"

Female readers who use male OCs as inserts:

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Lookism memes #1

People reading the latest chapter of the manhwa:

Me, still waiting for the anime's season two:

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TWST x Mül Pearl reader

The planet Mül was previously inhabited by Pearls. But due to an ongoing war, Mül ended up in the middle of the crossfire and was destroyed. The Pearls are characters from the movie Valerian: The City of A Thousand Planets. These guys are by far one of my favorite aliens aside from the Anodites.

• Let's just say you witnessed your planet being destroyed and was separated from your group and only carried with you your pet converter and a single pearl gem. You found a half-destroyed spaceship and locked yourself in before the final blow. From miles away from the group, you can feel a shockwave from the Princess' physical body's death. Your skin turned darker as you grieved for the poor soul and prayed for the safety of your family and their highnesses.

• Years later, you fixed whatever strange devices and contraptions in the ship you managed to salvage, taught yourself sciences, mathematics, languages you never knew existed and even grew your own garden. However, you can only survive long enough without your pearls and you were running out of rations, starting to stress out even more... Until you heard an odd sound and clanking of hooves... Then it went dark.

• Finding yourself contained in a tight space, you panicked and repeatedly kicked the door. A certain little monster almost cooked you alive but you escaped and ran. You were so enthralled and confused by your new attire and foreign surroundings, the monster caught up to you but was binded by a... Man?

• The man with a crow mask spoke to you in a language you were sort of familiar of... Is this what the humans call English? You tried your best to communicate with him only to be interrupted several times. You are puzzled when the man dragged you to a room with people wearing the same robes as you do.

• A creepy looking mirror finally asked you a question you are familiar of. After you introduced yourself, the mirror now shocked, said that you cannot be placed here for you are an unknown creature from an unknown planet. Therefore, you are not suitable for any dorm. The crow man let out an exaggerated gasp and asked you who or what you are.

• You took off your hood and the room was filled with even more gasps, fingers pointing at you, and people taking a few steps back. The little monster saw this as a chance to demonstrate his magic and chaos ensues. You felt scared when they started fighting and your skin turned dark. You started cowering in the corner. A short man with black and pink hair, who came earlier than expected, saw this and excused himself to take care of your panic attack. Once he calmed you down, the headmage ordered his students to shoo Grim and leave the room.

• Crowley asked a ton of questions ranging from what kind of alien you are, or what planet do you hail from, or if you can understand what he's saying. You only answered some of his questions, some left unanswered cuz you don't know enough words. You begged Crowley to let you stay and the mirror agreed, saying that you are a refugee from a destroyed planet.

• He decided to house you in an unused dormitory until further notice. You spot your pet converter with the pearl gem in its mouth, waiting for you and was chirping happily as it sees your figure. The same fiery monster trespassed and you hide with your pet before it could see you. A ghost scared you out of your hiding spot but saw how stressed you were and decided to leave you and Grim alone. You and Grim worked together to negotiate with the ghosts with him being your translator, which he is not doing well at. Crowley let Grim stay as long as you tame him, and as long as Grim teaches you about their customs.

• Your pet converter will only stay at Ramshackle for you are scared that you might lose the only one. You fed it with food and surprisingly, it likes it. And soon, it has built up enough strength to convert pearls. But first, you must clean the main entrance with Grim.

• Woah, who knew this planet they call Twisted Wonderland was very beautiful indeed! You were just minding your own business, then some students keep looking at you. You could've sworn a student was wondering out loud about what kind of lotion you used to make your skin glow. The there's the ass coming through. Ace started insulting you out in public and the other students started staring at you more now that your skin was darker, to which Ace was very confused. The whole scene plays out, wash a hundred windows, blah blah blah, met Deuce, wrecked the chandelier, and now deal with the blot monster... Anyways, you finally fed the pearl to your pet and pearls soon converted out of it. Grim was shocked to see this discovery and demanded you to convert tuna cans for him too, but you refused. You relieved that you now have an infinite amount of pearls to heal from.

• Congratulations! You are now the first alien to enroll at NRC! HAH! TAKE THAT, RSA! ← Crowley's words not mine. So other than being stared at 24/7, Professor Crewel would give you language lessons and kept scolding Crowley for making you stay at Ramshackle.

• During book 1, you tasted Trey's tarts and that was the most delicious thing you've eaten since coming here. Cater keeps some pictures of you on private (read: some). Ace and Deuce keep asking about what your planet is like but soon backed off from the subject after seeing your skin getting darker.

• After book 2, you asked for some advice from Jack on how to grow your own garden and Ruggie on how to cook. Leona told everyone in Savanaclaw to be gentle to you or else your skin will start turning darker and the stress might actually kill you.

• Literally nothing has changed in book 3, the only thing Azul wants from you is your pet converter as a collateral. Don't ask how he knows about it, he has connections Idia observing you. Your new nickname from Floyd is Pearly. Just keep away from Jade... He's trying to test how tolerant you are to poison.

• Kalim keeps speaking very slow when talking to you in case you can't understand him. Cue Jamil facepalming in the background. Kalim celebrates your every visit in Scarabia. Just wanting to make it impressionable, according to him. He also asks a lot of questions which leads to Jamil scolding him to back up a bit but you know that this snake is listening to every answer you give them.

• You can tell that Vil is playing nice to you so you could give him some of pearls that makes your skin glow. Rook is constantly on your trail recording every move you make in detail as well as taking photos of you that he will hide in his wall later. Epel feels bad for you now but not bad enough to help you out from Vil and Rook's attention. Sorry!

• Like I said, Idia is observing you ever since the ceremony. He also asks Ortho to keep note of your every body scans. Whether you're from this place or not, he'll still avoid you. Ortho deeply apologizes for his brother's behavior.

• Malleus is very happy to meet you! Why, you must be the alien that Lilia was talking about. I see you're admiring the gargoyles. Have you tried ice cream?--WAKA SAMAAAAA!!!! Ok, not a good impression but at least he was friendly. Sebek has new race to hate now. Lilia likes to play pranks on you by telling you an odd custom for humans, you decided not to listen to him. Silver.... Is asleep, but he's by far the only one you feel comfortable with your pet.

• Everyone find it beautiful that your skin changes color whenever you feel an emotion. Pink for shy, black for fear. They find the way you greet people unique too. It's basically how you greet your friends now. Overall, they appreciate the hardworking side of yours and that fact that you are an open individual. They no longer see you as a poor refugee alien, but as a dear friend. You found a new home to start a new life. And you hope the rest of your family will find theirs too...

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Lookism x Mitsuri Kanroji reader doodles #1

I feel like spoiling you guys lots today...

Remember when I said Zack challenged them in an eating contest? Yeah, it all went down like that...

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Daniel Park x Mitsuri Kanroji reader

• You are a part-time veterinarian in an area near where Daniel lives. You loved helping animals but sometimes you were afraid of accidentally hurting them with your Herculean strength. Daniel's dog, Enu got sick so he rushed her to the vet and you just happened to be there, at nighttime, almost closing.

• Little Daniel was scared that you might not help him with his predicament but you were very understanding. You can tell that Enu is pregnant and took care of her extra carefully. Daniel was grateful to you, even more grateful after you said you will cure her, not wanting anything in return.

• Back to your reputation at Jaewon High, you are quite an oddball... Your natural colored hair may have put a lot of cosplayers and model students to shame, and they kept asking you about what kind of hair dye you use. When you said that it was natural, they denied it and just assumed you didn't want to share your secret.

• Your strength levels are UNBELIEVABLE. It is honestly incomparable to the fighters in the school. Vin Jin challenged you once and you almost pulverized his spine along with the classroom floor. Your flexibility terrifies your classmates from the Vocal and Dance department but it also amazes them when you pulled impossible stunts in your ribbon dancing.

• Zack Lee lost to you in an eating contest and that's a fact. Mira scolded him about vomiting the food will be wasting it. You can beat any student in the Fitness department and yet you chose Vocal and Dance... Daniel saw you crushing Vasco's hand in an arm wrestling contest in the festival.

• And to think that you would try to sacrifice your title as the Cat-Loving Fighter... To an engagement to a man you've never met?! Daniel was surprised but kind of expected this because of your kind and gentle demeanor.

• Daniel supports your dreams of an honest and happy marriage. After all, there is no love without trust. The only part in your past that shocked Daniel is the man that rejected you. Look, you're seriously more beautiful than anyone he's met but that guy still rejected you?! Just how picky and cold-hearted can that guy be?! He's glad that you decided to not live in a lie anymore.

• Daniel likes your supportive and bubbley personality. He's more concerned with how gullible and pure you are... For example, when you faced Gun Park in a fight, he called you a bitch (which its purpose to see how you're in control with your temper) and you were so angry at that you not only crushed his car, you also threw it at him. After that incident, you can no longer hide from Gun's watchful eyes.

• He's very glad to have you by his side. You never judged his character at all, even after revealing his second body to you. You enjoy sparring with him, Vasco, and Zack, and after sparring you go for some sweet dango together. Mira and Zoe are mostly your closest friends and they like to give advice to you on how to find the perfect partner, and you give them advice on self-defense in case of emergencies.

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TWST x Princess Ivy reader doodles #1

Leona: "Ok, so you're telling me... That you guys got your asses kicked by... What? Herbivores?"

Savanaclaw Mob, bruised: *nods*

Leona, now irritated: ".... And THIS much damage by a bunch of dragonflies?.."

Savanaclaw Mob: *Sadly nods*

Leona: *inhale*...

Leona: "WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVEN TRAIN YOU IDIOTS FOR?!?!" *Throws table furiously*

During the Savanaclaw Mob fight in book 2, reader actually used their dragonflies as projectiles while Ace, Deuce, and Grim are fighting them off. Leona broke up the fight before any serious damage occur.

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Cannibal reader opinion on each TS character

• Doesn't want to eat Mhin. They're probably anemic considering how pale they are. They saw their short stature, so not enough meat.

• Ais is totally the opposite. Good high quality meat, but the taste of the insides will be bitter due to his tobacco and alcohol consumption. The flesh is somewhat calloused, it'll take forever to tenderize it.

• Leander is no different from Ais. Way too big to eat on your own. So many unnecessary muscles. The meat will probably take longer to cook. The alcohol consumption doesn't help either.

• You must eat meat that has been on a healthy diet. Although his state implies that he is perfectly healthy, Kuras is never seen eating before. Take extra precaution...

• If you have very high standards for your food, then Vere is your best choice. Flesh is smooth and soft, perfect to bite into. Not much fat and the muscles are just the right size. His diet is somewhat perfect. However, you must check in case for STDs.

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TOUCHSTARVED game memes #1

Redspring Studios every time they try to make a unique ending for each route but the fans' theories keep on predicting it:

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If it's any comfort for all you Ais simps out there, just remember... Ais' followers got bored of him and started venturing out of the Seaspring. Which puts a chance that if you're on Ais' romance route, Vere will get bored of him too and leave you and him alone.