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HELP SUPERMAN'S DOING THE DEAD PETER GRFFIN POSE

(It was stated in the comments, I just wanted to share <3)

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Illustrations I created for the folktake “Blancaflor”, a story featured in the new great books foundation’s new inspire series, coming out in August. "Blancaflor" is a Latin American folk tale that tells the story of Alfonso, an introspective and kind prince, who sets out on a doomed journey to pay a debt to a malevolent entity. But this entity has a daughter. Blancaflor. A girl with mysterious powers, who's companionship may prove that the prince's quest is not as perilous as it seems.

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i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking

what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp

like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have

like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious

now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude 

and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude 

and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker

and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey 

so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?

this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! 

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definitely figured out that it was Minecraft the fandom is way too talented for their own good

yall in this fuvking fandom dont know what an animatic is huh

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can we please please please learn to differentiate between things that are good but devalued because of their association with women (caring for children, being compassionate), things that are neutral but seen negatively because of their association with women (the colour pink, having long hair), and things that are bad but associated with women because of misogyny (being materialistic, being stupid) because otherwise we’re gonna keep getting takes like “being gender nonconforming is anti feminist” and “not studying for your classes is feminist”

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Penelope, Ariadne, & Andromeda in mythology having:

agency

personalities

happy marriages with loving husbands

Also, Penelope and Andromeda had a say in their marriages

“Feminist” Retelling Authors: look at these poor women being forced into abusive marriages by their sexist society. I will give them a voice in my retelling *proceed to ignore all their trauma and personality traits, and reduce their personalities into “girlbosses or weak victims that hate men, especially their husbands.”*

They always use the excuse “well, we don’t actually know what they felt about their husbands and situations”. YES, WE DO! Just admit you never bothered doing research or using your brain while reading the source material. If you don’t like how it was written, then just leave it be instead of trying to “fix” it.

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Y'ALL GOTTA STOP HIDING SHIT IN THE TAGS

Batman gives each of his Robins a different code to use when they’re in trouble and need immediate extraction. He promises that when they call, he’ll drop everything just to get to them, come hell or high water.

Jason, during his time with the League, shares his code with Damian, to be used “only in the direst of circumstances, when you have exhausted all other options.” He doesn’t know if Bruce will answer, given how fractured their relationship was before he died, but it is better than nothing. Every tool counts when they live such dangerous lives.

Damian uses it exactly once, and Bruce, who still feels the loss of his son like a yawning chasm in his chest, responds to it even though he knows it can’t be Jason because Jason’s dead. What he finds, instead of Jason, is a boy in League garbs, drenched in blood from the tips of his midnight-black hair to his too-small feet, with a face that Bruce sees himself and Talia in, requesting asylum from a grandfather who wishes to possess his body. Bruce doesn’t question how this boy who is so clearly his son knew the code. Talia al Ghul is resourceful and places family above all; the code is not beyond her abilities to discover, and she is not above using Bruce’s desperate love for his dead son to ensure that hers does not meet the same fate.

Bruce takes Damian in, because of course he does, and since Jason is dead he allows Damian to keep using the code. After all, it’s not like Jason is alive to use it, right? If someone uses the code, there’s no one it could be but Damian, right?

The next time the code is used, Bruce traces the location to Gotham even though Damian was supposed to be in Bludhaven visiting Dick. But whatever happened that resulted in Damian being in Gotham can wait, because he has already failed one son and he will not fail another, his son is in trouble and he needs to get to him, he needs to—

What he finds, instead of Damian, is a boy (just eighteen, too young, but also too old, but also he will always be a boy to him) in League garbs, drenched in blood from the tips of his midnight-black hair to his too-large feet (when had he gotten so big), wearing the face of his dead son.

(Who, maybe, just maybe, may no longer be so dead.)

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I love how even though the entire second image has no words and less detail than the first, you can still see and feel all the joy

You know what day it is... it isss

#makeaterriblecomicday2025 !!

Here is my silly for you all

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beautiful woman and her sallow, middle aged, british ex-wife

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hope you have an awesome summer! (also give her all of your money ❤️)

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has this been done

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(( HAHAH OG Emilio as Em-Em, aka Bobby yung manager sa Kpop demon hunters. ))

(( Tapos si Hunter Emilio aka just Hunter as Celine , yung parang guardian ni Rumi sa Kpop Demon Hunters sommin))

(( para parin syang kontrabida guiise, si hunter ba ))

#planetputo x #KPOPdemonHUNTERS #AU X/TWITTER: @planetputo / @haimacheir2 IG: @etchsee MAIN BLOG: ask-emilz-de-philz.tumblr.com If you like our work, please support us at: ko-fi.com/haimacheir

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(( wala lang, demon ver nila lang. ))

(( ng mga "Yo!Guys!! :'D ---> https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=1249768246518977&set=pcb.1249769353185533 ))

(( guess who's who and what's what ))

#planetputo x #KPOPdemonHUNTERS#AU

X/TWITTER: @planetputo / @haimacheir2

IG: @etchsee

MAIN BLOG: ask-emilz-de-philz.tumblr.com

If you like our work, please support us at: ko-fi.com/haimacheir

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(( HAHAHAH MY CURRENT HYPERFIXATION RN HAHAHA ))

(( Anyway, I have this urge to doodle AUs out of hyperfixations and my characters, so there you go. ))

(( If I was to make an AU about #KPOPDemonHunters it'd probably be like this. ))

(( As you've noticed, it's Southeast Asia vs East Asia sing and dance-off xDDD kind of thing, but really, as based on the movie from Netflix, it's demon boys vs hunter gals. XDD ))

(( If you've seen the movie, then you already know which goes and what goes, if you haven't, GO WATCH IT. JHAHAHAHHA ))

#planetputo x #KPOPdemonHUNTERS #AU X/TWITTER: @planetputo / @haimacheir2 IG: @etchsee MAIN BLOG: ask-emilz-de-philz.tumblr.com If you like our work, please support us at: ko-fi.com/haimacheirkpop

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I FUCKING LOVE INFORMATION!!! I WANT TO LEARN EVERY THING AND KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!! I WANT TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!!!!!! I AM UTTERLY CONSUMED BY MY THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Superman says fuck ICE. Be like Superman

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