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oh! this is my worst nightmare.
gun to my head i would rather die than read this fic. what the fuck are you even doing at this point. whats the fucking point?
#why would you ever need to do this just READ FANFICTION if you aren’t going to write it#you’re preaching to the wrong choir here#why would you not even watch the show someone please explain#WHAT DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT AND WHY WOULD YOU WRITE IT WITH AI#these tags are all for whoever did this not op
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i’m against all ai except WALL-E i love him he’s such a cutie
#anti ai#he’s such a little guy#he’s going to save the world#i love this movie i’ve seen it ten times
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i think we, as a society, need to start differentiating between not being a morning person and being a bitch in the morning on purpose
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Once there was a rat in my toilet. don’t even know where it went i just blacked out and then

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rip marianne you would have LOVED vampire empire
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i thought this was about puzzles and immediately got very worried about OP’s strategies
i love how jigsaw just fucking hates depressed people
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sink got clogged so now i brush my teeth in the bathtub
i’m thinking i need to be more proactive
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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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i feel this in my SOUL
not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual
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damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person
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“Caitlyn hit Vi in the ribs! She’s a domestic abuser!”
Jayce literally shot a hole through Viktor’s chest.
“Caitlyn tried to shoot a kid!”
Jayce literally DID shoot a kid.
“Caitlyn was a dictator!”
Jayce led a coup and took control of the council, ousting the original founder so he could bypass work safety rules.
“Caitlyn called the Zaunites animals!” <- after Zaunites attacked a peaceful memorial killing dozens of innocent people.
Jayce called the Zaunites dangerous. <- after tensions rose slightly after Jayce himself put a blockade between the cities and cut off trade with Zaun.
Caitlyn is the most reviled character in all of Arcane. Her relationship with Vi is considered oppressor X oppressed. Her on screen sex scene is called disgusting.
Jayce is the most loved character and his relationship with Viktor is reveled as the epitome of romantic and UwU cute gayness despite never kissing Viktor or expressing his love in any explicit way.
I dunno…. I think you guys just hate lesbians…
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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to
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the white house is such a stupid name. if i were president the first thing i would do is call it the pussy pavilion. the second thing i would do is unleash the bugs of the night
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Caitlyn's Eyepatch

Something I really like about Caitlyn’s eyepatch is its simplicity. We see other characters in Piltover wearing intricate head/face pieces which look like sculpted artworks- I’m thinking specifically of Shoola following the council attack (and no shade to her it looks fire). No doubt Caitlyn could have something like this.
But in this quiet, private scene between herself and Vi, Caitlyn wears only a simple fabric eye patch. It’s practical and not at all showy, very much like the rest of Caitlyn’s outfit. I think this suits both Caitlyn’s character (she herself is practical and seems to focus little on her appearance), but also her journey as a character.
I made another post about Caitlyn’s act 3 outfits with more detail on this, but in the same way that her uniform and black turtleneck are practical, solemn, and non-showy, the eyepatch is the same. It all makes such a difference to the Caitlyn who was appointed Commander by Ambessa, wearing a cloak Ambessa had prepared with gold, glaring signifiers of power and status. A showy statement piece shrouding Caitlyn.
This is a statement in another way. It speaks to Caitlyn’s journey. She is no longer commander but very much in the ‘fight’ to begin healing the two cities. She has a job to do, and a non-flashy eyepatch suggests intention and practicality- a flashy eye piece would probably be a hindrance more than anything else.
Yet it still draws attention to her lost eye, her sacrifice on her road of atonement. It’s a statement of intention to me. This leader of House Kiramman, this Caitlyn, has paid a price, made a sacrifice, and understands the weight of why. This is nothing to celebrate but something to acknowledge, like a solemn promise.
(and you could perhaps say not wearing an eye patch would do the same, but i like the idea that it's a covering in a similar way to how the turtleneck covers her, she's guarded, and that the physical truth of that injury she shows only to those she feels she can be intimate with- so, Vi)
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