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but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

didn’t I MY DEAR

didn’t I my -

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Credit to: user

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His little pony...

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feeling depressed? rewatch that show from the 2000s that you know and love that has several seasons and sooo many episodes.

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Sokka and Zuko get SO much funnier when you remember this is both of their first times talking to another teenage boy in years. Sokka had all the other boys leave the tribe when he was little and Zuko just hasn’t talked to other teenage boys. They wanna be friends but have absolutely no clue how to talk to other teenagers. I love them so much.

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Belphie’s pose is hitting harder than Pangur’s

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People on twitter have been saying this website is extremely white and tbh its making me very curious what the demographics of this site are (of my own reach anyway) so

DISCLAIMER: Race is a non scientific concept with no exact definitions. It is a social construct primarily characterized by how society treats you and thus this is an imperfect poll. If you feel none of the options here reflect you and your experience I implore you to reblog this with your experience as I am curious about that and want to hear about it.

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Ok i know it’s dumb as hell and means absolutely nothing, but one of my least favourite popular tumblr jokes is that one about a salmon getting all freaked out because we named the colour salmon after it’s flesh. It just hits my biology pet peeve so hard bc i hate it when people assign human morals and values to animals. I hate it even more if they’re INACCURATE ones. The majority of animals are opportunistic cannibals. Fish eat other fish. Toss some chum in the water and it looks like it’s in a rolling boil. A salmon would not be freaked out that we devour it’s flesh on a regular basis, because they would gladly eat each other if the opportunity presents itself. I went to a salmon farm on the south island once, and one of the gimmicks was you could catch your own fish (it was as fun as shooting fish in a barrel–or rather a large, enclosed pond, but you get the picture). You toss in a handful of feed pellets and nothing happens. Absolute silence. I dropped it right on top of a passing fish and it gave me the stink-eye. If i was prone to anthropomorphising i’d say one could almost sense their fishy disdain. Some guy gave us a piece of salmon to use as bait, and the instant that piece of flesh hit the water it was like a bomb had gone off. Every single fish in a ten meter radius converged on that single point and fought each other for the chance to devour their brethren. The hook was in the water for 3.5 seconds on average. If a salmon was cognisant enough to talk, it’s main beliefs would be DEVOUR. FEAST. FLESH. FLESH. FLESH.

Also while we’re on the topic, the life process of a salmon is so utterly alien and unthinkable to a human, the ‘being eaten’ part would rank so low on their list of Fucked Up Shit it’s not even worth talking about. you hatch in a river with no parents, no name, and no one to guide you or tell you who you are. You simply am. your mother laid up 10,000 eggs, but you are one of the 15% who hatched. You and your siblings were born to die, only a scant handful will reach maturity. When you’re big enough, an unknown force tells you GO TO THE OCEAN. You don’t know why. Hell, you don’t even know what the ocean is, but you don’t have a choice in the matter, your body has already changed so much that you can’t survive in freshwater any longer, if you don’t leave your nursery, you will die. You spend 1-7 years in the ocean, swimming the length of the continental united states of america (as far as alaska), until one day the unknown force tells you IT IS TIME and it tells you to retrace your steps (fins?) and return to the SAME STREAM YOU WERE BORN IN. you do this by smell in a way that baffles the apes studying you. Your body metamorphosizes into a SUPER SEXY version of yourself. Your entire body begins to slowly deteriorate, all energy goes to swimming and your reproductive organs. Getting eaten by a bear would be the kindest, cleanest death at this stage. You travel up rivers by swimming against the current, jumping small waterfalls, ect. If you’re one of the survivors who successfully mates, then your life ends here. You spend your last 15 days in the river you were born in, mating as much as possible if you’re male, or guarding your clutch of eggs if you're female, until your body slowly disintegrates. Maybe you find this horrific. Maybe you find this peaceful and satisfying. Getting named after a colour is low on your list of cares rn.

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essek showing his clothed legs in the promotional pictures feels like a victorian woman showing ankles

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my favorite thing about this is that there's a specific population of possible guest actors for the animated mighty nein series that they can't announce because it will then immediately tip us off as to whether this season ends before or after c2e26

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the bi/pan alliance and the aro/ace alliance in my city did the funniest possible thing for pride today

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i can't even lie the funniest part of the entire critical role mighty nein/legend of vox machina animated show panel was when they were talking character design and apologizing that molly's coat isn't as intricate as taliesin's descriptions in c2. 😂 sam was saying that as they gave molly's description, the poor folks at titmouse were like "sorry, his tattoos look like what???? 🫢🫢 and WHAT'S on the coat??????? 🫣🫣🫣🫣" and they had to tone it down because of the complexity of animating a lot of crazy patterns. they were joking that every taliesin character is un-animatable. taliesin was like "no i truly am so happy with how molly's design came out, the animators were so wonderful, etc", and someone (i can't remember who, might've been sam again) joked that this was an apology to all the molly cosplayers who had to spend so long on the coat, but that the original version would live on a) in taliesin's brain and in the original C2, and b) in all the art and cosplay that has already been made. and then they said the really low v neck on molly's shirt makes up for it, and laura made a joke along the lines of "it has to be lower. no, lower. LOWER!"

anyway the whole panel was great but that was so funny bc it was clear that they low-key wanted to get out ahead of people who might be like "why is molly's coat not the original fancy design!!" like babes we are so happy. i think we are all so fucking happy to see the mighty nein animated. i promise we aren't going to be mean about molly's coat, we all understand the restrictions of animation.

AND THE SHOW COMES OUT IN NOVEMBER!! WOOOOOOOOO

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the group pull wild ass faces the first time nott gives her name as "veth," like they have never been more skeptical of one of the fake names she gives, which is. ironic

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4chan has suffered a site-destroying hack