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A: “Baba, don’t work harder, work smarter!” (When taking way to long to make a Scrabble word).
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A: I wish we could eat the fish from the fish tank.
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A: If Baba gets mad at you and you feel sad, just ignore!
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A said after finding her pony under her pillow: Pony, you’re back from business!

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Me: Don’t hit K, that’s not nice. A: Stop! You’re not the boss of me!
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Me, hollering at the kids for fighting and taking too long to get ready for bed. K: You don’t have to yell. You’re getting grouchy!
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Me: Hurry up! Let’s go! A: Stop it! Me: That’s not nice. Don’t say that to me. A: It’s not Mother’s Day.
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A: You are so sweet and nice!
Me, smiling.
A: I’m not talking to you, I’m talking to myself.
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K: Driving your car down a hill is easy because you don’t have to pedal.
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A: Eek-a-nocks Me: What’s Eek-a-nocks? A: Eek-a-nocks means its Spring time! All the trees and flowers become different! Me: Oh. Equinox? A: Yeah, Eek-a-nock means its Spring now!
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Me: Did you keep your undies dry last night? A: No. I’m gonna pee on my undies forever.
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A: I want to go back to the Ho and Tell.
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Me: Do you know who is President? K: Donald Pigeon! A: Me!
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A: What da hail over there? Translation: What did I hear over there?
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K (pausing while brushing teeth): I’m stopping to breathe.
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A: You is my friend (hug). K: We’re not friends, we’re sisters!
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