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There is no greater sight than the sight of your girlfriend giving you a cute sleepy smile after youve been cuddling for a while

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Just went on holiday with my girlfriend

10/10 would recommend

It was all planned out in advance and it was so nice being able to do the right amount of stuff in a day

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Ive reached a new level of gay

Last night, I was in bed with my gf and we were talking about how we were gonna be apart for four (4) days and this fact prompted me to burst into tears because (and I quote) ‘Im not going to get my snuggles’

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Me: walks in carrying a mocha I just made for my gf whilst wearing no top

My gf: … oh the coffee!!

Me: did you just miss the fact that I was carrying your cup?

My gf: yeah cause I was staring at two other cups

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Update: this has led to my gf putting their head under my shirt and singing the spiderman theme tune except saying spider tits instead of spiderman

Did some gardening with my gf earlier and upon returning inside and getting into the shower I realised there was a spider in my bra

This has led to the unfortunate nickname ‘spider tits’

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Did some gardening with my gf earlier and upon returning inside and getting into the shower I realised there was a spider in my bra

This has led to the unfortunate nickname ‘spider tits’

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My gf reading out a question on a medical questionnaire: how do you know you’re not pregnant?

Me: …should I introduce myself to your doctor?

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Fork once again found in kitchen

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*Me and my girlfriend entering ikea*

The ikea worker by the escalator: excuse me, do you boys have an adult with you

My girlfriend: …we are adults

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Something unexpectedly hilarious about dating someone significantly older than you is that if you go out together (like clubbing) one of you ends up with a hangover and the other doesn’t

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What a mood

born to give strap jobs to hot butches. forced to study and work hard in school.

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My gf: you left me for hours

Me: it was literally 9 and a half minutes

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My gf: ‘Why are you looking at the lesbian tag on tumblr, am I not lesbian enough for you’

Me: my love you are cross stitching a plant right now I don’t think you could be more lesbian if you tried

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My gf and I have resorted to crafting cause our exams are over and we have nothing better to do with our time

Also we’re gay so my gf is cross-stitching some plants

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My gf and I have needed to introduce a stardew curfew cause we keep playing it too late and end up sleeping at like 2.30am which is too late to be sleeping

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Something I have discovered to be a very good grounding technique (and Im not kidding) is making out with my gf

Im being deadly serious, its very good at grounding me and getting me out of my head, idk why it just is

So basically my advice is, if you have a panic attack or something go find someone and make out with them

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I really need to be careful when I open up tumblr in public cause sometimes its just amtrack posting and other times its straight up NSFW content which is inappropriate to view in a public place