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Little girl, whispering: Your boyfriend’s pretty.

Minho: [glances at Jisung]

Minho, whispering back: I know.

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ITS THEM

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*in the dorm, 2am* seungmin: *wakes up screaming* chris, rushing in bc he the best dad : ARE YOU OK WHATS WRONG WHAT HAPPENED WHO HURT YOU DONT CRY-- seungmin, totally dry faced and calm: i had a nightmare :( chris: OH POOR BOY ARE YOU-- seungmin: i dreamed channie hyung was younger than me. chris: seungmin: chris: seungmin: i know. the terror. chris: im kicking you out of this house.

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minho: do you think hannie even likes me?? changbin, sarcastic: do i think the boy who holds your hand 24/7 and cuddles with your grumpy ass and calls you honey, likes you? minho: yes, thats my question. changbin: minho: changbin: minho: are you gonna answer or what??

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*skz playing mafia* hyunjin: seungmin is dead. jisung: and who killed him?? *everyone pointedly glares at minho* minho: minho: why are yall lookin at me do you want me to dance over his dead body or sum'

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minho: do you even like me jisung: no, minho, interrupting: YOU LITTLE-- jisung: I LOVE YOU <3 minho: jisung: minho, putting away his machine gun: thats nice to hear.

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kidnapper: we have one of your members. chan: which one??? kidnapper: the british one chan: we dont have a british one??? kidnapper: ... chan: *counts the 6 kids* chan: chan: HAN

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ni-ki: god has no favorites. sunoo: false. ni-ki: fight me. sunoo: sunoo: heeseung hyung. niki: sunoo: niki: god hAS ONE FAVORITE BUT OTHERWISE-

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sunghoon: sometimes i feel sad but than i remember when heeseung hyung spent his whole soul trying to win a video game and rescue the princess only to kill peach by jumping on her head at the finish line. sunghoon: sunghoon: then my day gets better.

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wait help when did they suddenly get hotter???? if that was even possible??

Corinna Brown and Kizzy Edgell for Netflix

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🧚 🫧 ᵒⁿ ᵃ ʳᵒᵒᶠᵗᵒᵖ … 🛼 🎡

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the exact definition of copy paste istg

literally thought poor minju was a girl filter of lino 💀

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sunghoon is the type of person who will ask aggressively someone if they wanna kiss but be afraid of getting rejected, therefore stuff his pockets with hershey chocolate kisses as a backup plan

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at this point, if u don’t agree that james is alive ur opinion does not matter

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random guy: why do you like quokkas so much?? my mouth: oh you know they’re so fluffy and fun and cute :D my brain:

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sometimes i think the only reason why i got into kpop was because all the idols were pretty and happy and lovely. i thought maybe if i watched pretty happy lovely people id be pretty, and happy, and lovely too.

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