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happy birthday to my beautiful princess <3

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There's this variety series where idols call family(or friends) to make them say "I love you" and I just thought, whew! Huntrix would be the worst guests for that lmao

(let's pretend some sort of mix up happened and management didn't realize Huntrix showing up there would be a baaad idea)

Mira's phone call is based on Gowon from Loona's phone call with her own brother btw. So I take no credit for how fucking funny that was.

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This is not a novel concept but the difference in Zoey's upbringing vs Rumi's and Mira's is so funny.

Like, Rumi was likely homeschooled and Mira either was also homeschooled or went to some fancy prep school. Zoey went to a public school that probably had roaches and questionable fountain water.

Rumi was raised for stardom. Mira grew up with a trust fund and credit card in her dad's name. Zoey probably worked at McDonald's for gas money. Fully has a customer service voice and an undying hatred for people that walk into restaurants right before close (Mira and Rumi used to do this without thinking about it and she does NOT let them anymore).

Zoey might be the only one of them that actually knows how to drive because the other two would've had people driving them everywhere for most if not all of their lives.

She's the only one with an actual concept of money. She'll be like "DAMN that's way overpriced for the amount of food you're getting" and Rumi and Mira are like "oh is (Korean equivalent of like 50 USD) a lot for this?"

She may also be the only one who knows how to manage chores. Like, maybe Celine had Rumi do chores to teach her the value of hard work, but maybe she skipped that in favor of more training. Mira absolutely had people for that. Zoey was doing dishes as soon as she was old enough to learn how. She probably feels weird about Huntr/x having people that they pay to clean their place for them every couple weeks because she was NOT raised to sit around while someone else does the chores. If her parents were doing chores she was always helping.

For a while she probably forgets that she just has crazy money now. She sees something she wants and she's like "hmmm, maybe I'll get it in a few months to make sure I REALLY want it and can justify the purchase better" and the girls are like "?????? But you want it today. Just get it. We could literally buy this entire store."

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if i worked at nintendo i would try so hard to make it canon that mario and luigi are red/green colourblind and think theyre wearing the exact same outfit

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hc that rumi absolutely does and will purr if you give her chin scratches

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Training days

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May I also provide 'bumped off' and 'done in'?

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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My Neighbor Demon-Tiger

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It’s the first Tintin Day of 2022! 

What’s your resolution? Tintin’s on the fence. Though Nestor may be tipping the balance just a bit… 

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The only one who could handle Abdullah:

Would've definitely been Miarka (the little Romani girl). Judging by this:

Abdullah would've met his match.

Pic from here: Les Héroïnes de BD: La castafiore (Tintin)

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You know those AUs where Chang comes to stay in Marlinspike for his studies? How about an AU where Zorrino comes to study and live at Marlinspike as well?

- Haddock pays for his tuition and Tintin drags him on adventures.

- He quickly becomes done with everything once he realises what a hot mess the Marlinspike Gang are.

- He is studying history. Stopped going to lectures because of how racist they were.

- Becomes besties with Chang.

- Gets harassed for being a Native Peruvian. Tintin, Chang, Calculus and Haddock go to have a 'word'. He's left alone for the rest of his time there.

- Calculus becomes like the grandad he never had (I hc he's an orphan because of how ready he was to guide two strangers on a weeks-long journey into the mountains and jungle).

- Haddock often takes him to the cinema. He comes to dislike any films with racist depictions of any nonehite peoples (which just so happens to be all of them).

- He really likes romance films, however.

- Struggles adapting to northern hemisphere weather at first.

- Gets stuck babysitting Abdullah. Ends up knocking some sense into him.

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boop! forgot to post this here

also a lil bonus if you wanna connect it to my other post :3

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anthro aubreyad compilation

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Consider this offical propaganda to read Dr. Kim of London on webtoon. PLease I need it

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Z

I've been constantly rereading Separation Anxiety by @aldoodles because it's so perfect and so cutting and so beautiful and it just HAS ME BY THE TEETH IN EVERY WAY and I could not get this image out of my head, so . . . (it feels wrong to provide such an imperfect illustration for a story written by such an amazing artist (and author) but unfortunately the idea seized me and I do kinda like the vibe of the outcome so I wanted to share)

(To be clear, this isn't a scene in the story or anything, it's just a metaphorical image that got stuck in my head based on the feeling of the story. Poor boy is so trapped.)

also, absolutely awful first attempt under the cut for anyone curious

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"I need to be angry, because if I slow down and I stop being angry, I have to look at where I am now" WOW. AND THE ENTIRE SPEECH AFTER THAT TOO. "I have turned my back on me, I have turned my back on myself" WHEN YOU FIGHT TO BE SOMETHING YOUR WHOLE LIFE OUT OF INSECURITY AND JEALOUSY BUT IN THE END THOSE THINGS ARE WHAT LEAD YOU TO BE EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEVER WANTED TO BE. When at some point the rage simmers down and all that's left is the dawning, horrific realization that you have burned down everything you treasure and everything you are and now you are stuck in a hell of your own making, where the fire of your hatred has caused the rest of the world to go down in flames. And you, in ashes.

Like the fact that snoutlout has this level of awareness and conscience to make him feel guilty this whole time?? That deep deep deep down he has a good heart, but expectations and a desire to please and be useful, a deep insecurity morphed into misplaced hatred has led him to becoming a person he hates. Because it makes sense. Why else would such scorn manifest itself other than a deeply imbedded insecurity. I love the fact that he was aware that what he was doing was bad this whole time but never truly acted on that emotion, because people can do bad things even if they don't really want to somewhere in their hearts. This doesn't make what their doing any better nor does it mean they'll ever make better choices, really, depending on the situation, but it makes him much much more complex and human and oh my GOD I never expected this hello???? This is actual insanity

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