#nestor

[ithacantrickster]

I'd like to thank my muse— silly pictures on pinterest, for making me see the Iliad characters (some not necessarily just from the Iliad) in literally all of them

Odydio:

Menelaus & Helen:

Odysseus & Penelope:

Philoctetes:

Tydeus:

Nestor:

[mar-mar-macbeth]

i did a thing >:3

Based on this article by my uncle, written in 2006

[starry-boyz]

stupid iliad au where a gen z person dies and is reborn as nestor during the beginning of the war and has to pass off the modern slang/words as him going senile while still looking wise somehow

nestor: the next time we see paris im just going to kill myself in front of him and the trojan family to change their bond and the trajectory of their lives

other acheans: ???????

[kittemfang]

apparently there is going to be an update to nestor's storyline in 1.5 and while i am avoiding spoilers for that im very excited. i love you nestor

[herpsandbirds]

Kea (Nestor notabilis), family Strigopidae, order Psittaciformes, found on the South Island of New Zealand

ENDANGERED.

A few ornithologists place this genus in its own family, Nestoridae, but this has not been widely adopted.

photograph by Pavlina Trauskeova

[blue-lotus333]

HEAR YE HEAR YE I made another quiz (male version)

[messymoonmad]

I’m sorry!! I’m not rushing you or anything but do you have a peisistratus design yet? You don’t have to answer if you don’t want too😭

Peisistratus of Pylos ! Son of Nestor !!

I gave them both my poseidon's eyes and freckles cause Nestor is poseidon's grandson

[lianmilanesa]

Alternative universe

[masterofthewarcry]

iliad characters as florida man headlines bc me and the diomedestruthers were chatting about it;

odysseus:

achilles:

hector:

the ajaxes:

paris:

nestor:

menelaus:

calchas:

agamemnon:

diomedes:

neoptolemus:

[ditoob]

“Showing Athena around the Greek Camp”

Recorded by Odysseus Laertides (1700 b.C.)

[sophie-jane-silver]

Hear me out

The iliad, but they all 5 and fight over a toy Menelaus showed them

Nestor is the old man cause hes 6 and like, super smart

The gods are their parents/older siblings who took them to the park

[irefy]

My favorite parts of the Odyssey (and things I took note of while reading):

Telemachus not understanding Penelope’s grief over Odysseus

Telemachus being So Done with the Suitors

Athena calling Odysseus her “old friend” twice while in disguise.

Athena disguising herself exclusively as Odysseus’ friends when appearing to Telemachus.

Athena’s utter disdain for Calypso. (It’s really funny, actually. She does just seem to hate her.)

Nestor (WHY IS THIS BITCH STILL ALIVE HE WAS OLD DURING THE TROJAN WAR AND ITS BEEN TEN FUCKING YEARS.)

Nestor being asked for news of Odysseus and admitting he doesn’t know anything, then immediately going on a rant about his own journey home.

Nestor having EVEN MORE SONS. WTF. WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM.

Nestor saying he’s never seen a god more openly fond of anyone than Athena is of Odysseus.

SERIOUSLY HOW OLD IS NESTOR???? ITS SAID HES RULED FOR THREE GENERATIONS.

Menelaus going to Egypt and getting even more rich right after Troy, while Agamemnon was murdered in his own house.

Everyone bursting into tears over dinner when talking about Odysseus

Menelaus disguising himself as a seal.

The seal skins that they used for said disguise smelled so bad the goddess who was helping him put ambrosia under his nose

The old man of the sea saying he shouldn’t tell Menelaus who got home alright and then proceeding to tell him every little detail.

The first time we see Odysseus, he’s on Calypso’s island crying “as usual.”

The return of “What are you talking about?” Still laughing my ass off about this btw.

Nausica seeing a dirty, scruffy, naked man (he was wearing a branch but that doesn’t count) come out of a bush and getting annoyed at her maidens for being afraid.

Athena making Odysseus look young and hot to the maidens and Nausica. I don’t know why. She really didn’t have to.

Athena making Odysseus invisible but not telling him, so when he goes up to the phaeacian queen and Athena makes him visible again everyone is confused about where this random, scruffy, homeless looking man came from.

Seriously. They were eating dinner and then suddenly a guy was just there.

King Alcinous wonders if Odysseus is a god, and Odysseus is very confused about why he would think this.

One guess why he would think this.

Alcinous, after knowing Odysseus for like. A few hours. Asks him to stay and marry his daughter. He doesn’t even know his name.

Hermes telling Odysseus that he has to be careful or Circe will “unman” him

The men transforming back from pigs and being younger and hotter than before. Again. Why.

Them getting really emotional and crying with thanks for Odysseus saving them (seriously everyone is crying all the time. They all cried earlier too)

The sight is so pathetic that Circe, the notorious man hating goddess, takes pity and invites the whole crew to her palace.

Eurylochus spreading doubt and immediately folding at the expression on Odysseus’ face

Circe getting annoyed with all the crying and basically telling Odysseus to tell them to shut up.

Elpenor. Need I say more?

Oh my god they’re all crying again.

Ajax being a sore loser

Elpenor got a funeral!!! Yay!!!

EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME???!!!!??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CATTLE MADE NOISE WHILE THEY WERE BEING COOKED????? IMAGINE YOUR STEAK JUST MOOS AT YOU. THATS NIGHTMARE FUEL.

Odysseus falling asleep immediately after getting onto the Phaeacian ship. What a mood.

Odysseus condemning liars while actively lying to Eumaeus.

Odysseus condemning liars while actively lying to Eumaeus and immediately after making up a story in which he meets himself.

Odysseus pounding on his chest and yelling at his heart to stop beating so fast.

His heart listens.

Theoclymenus immediately getting Murder Vibes from Telemachus and Odysseus and deciding to nope out

Telemachus defending Penelope from the suitors by saying her praises. I thought it was actually really sweet, because a majority of the time he was kind of rude to her. Shows he really did care and didn’t want to force her into anything against her will, despite the way he sometimes talked to her.

Odysseus stringing his bow and shooting through the axes (iconic)

Odysseus IMMEDIATELY AFTER stripping. He shoots Antinous naked. Everything out there. Telemachus must have wished he didn’t have eyes.

Penelope and Telemachus’ arcs (swapping viewpoints on Odysseus’ possible return.)

Athena holding off dawn so that Odysseus and Penelope could have lots of sex.

Odysseus and Penelope’s entire reunion

ODYSSEUS TREATING THEIR STRUGGLES AS EQUAL. YES.

ODYSSEUS TREATING PENELOPE AS HIS EQUAL WHEN EVERYONE ELSE UNDERESTIMATES HER.

Odysseus visiting his father and instead of telling him who he is immediately he decides to play a silly little game.

And by that I mean he makes up a random story on the spot when he doesn’t recognize him.

Laertes, used to the antics, doesn’t question this.

When Athena stops the fighting between the suitors families and Odysseus, and the suitor’s families begin to retreat, Odysseus chases them.

Zeus sends a lightning bolt to tell him to stop.

[achillesisnotcomingdown]

How I think the Achaean kings would drive, based purely on their vibes

Agammenon : he drives a BMW. (If you're not familiar with BMW drivers (lucky you) then let's just say he thinks owning the biggest car = owning the road.)

Achilles : speed limit and traffic lights are merely suggestions. He drove against traffic for most of the ride. He took at least 5 closed roads. He outran 2 different police cars. You feared for your life the whole time but you arrived early so its a win???

Odysseus : "don't worry ik a shortcut" but it takes you 3h to do 60km. It's not his fault, he's not actually a bad driver, he just has the worst luck ever. The road he planned to take is closed for some reason so he has to go by the countryside and then his phone dies and he gets stopped by police 3 times for random controls and then he-

Patroclus : very sporty and fast driving style. Kind of like Achilles, but less intense. He's pretty chill until someone pisses him off (you should fear his road rage)

Menelaus : actually the most normal driver out here. He likes to listen to music when he drives. I don't have much to say he's just some guy (good for him!)

Diomedes : so scary. You are terrified on the passenger side seat you can't even be mad at him bc technically he did nothing illegal (somehow.)

Nestor : a radio. No matter where he goes he will pass by a location and go "oh did you know that I used to come here for..." And then he's going for hours. Also I feel like he insults a lot other drivers.

[alldaladiesluvmoi]

[literallyjusttoa]

RIP Odysseus you would have loved long distance calls.

RIP Diomedes you would have loved Call of Duty voice chats.

RIP Patroclus you would have loved winning every high school popularity contest.

RIP Achilles you would have loved Alpha male TikToks.

RIP Agamemnon you would have loved being an asshole CEO.

RIP Nestor you would have loved toddler leashes.

RIP Cassandra you would have loved being able to sue people for the damages they caused you.

RIP Hector you would have loved the Kentucky Derby.

RIP Paris you would have loved doxxing people anonymously.

RIP Helen you would have loved women getting to have rights.

RIP Troy you would have loved fire extinguishers.

[emmikay]

Menelaus: Hermione, wipe your feet.

Odysseus: Telemachus, are you all right?

Nestor: Pisistratus, for the last time-

Agamemnon: Orestes!

Achilles: Phyrrus, calm down.

Ajax the Greater: Where is Eurysakes?

Diomedes:

Diomedes: Parenting must be wild.