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all of this is /j and /lh!!

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i have no idea what is being said but i don't think they do either tbh

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Last night, I dreamed there was this really popular youtube channel called “WolfpackDan”, and it was a guy who literally lived with a pack of wolves in the forest, just documenting daily life.

Now, I need you to understand that Dan was not some sort of Coyote Peterson type. He looked and dressed like someone who would pretend to get drunk off of non-alcoholic beer and say “bruh” unironically. He looked like the “bro I am straight up not having a good time” guy. But there he was, literally living in the forest with a wolf pack, recording and uploading videos with his phone.

One of his videos opened with him talking to the camera about “yeah, the pack went hunting today and just made a kill”. He turned his wrist to pan his phone over his shoulder, where four wolves are pinning down and tearing into a whitetail buck who is two gasps away from death.

“We’re actually hoping to make two kills today,” he added, panning his phone the other way to show two more wolves latching onto a second deer. “The Old Lady’s pups are growing really fast and it’s getting harder to provide for them. Once they can join the hunt, that’ll be a huge weight off everyone’s shoulders.”

He panned back to the first deer, where the wolves were now tearing into the meal. “I’m really hoping they’ll leave the pelt on this one intact,” he said. “I need a new cape. Winter is coming, guys.” 

The last shot of that video was him running through the trees with the pack, with a still-bloody deer hide draped over his shoulders.

I can’t remember any more of his specific videos, but the gist I got from them was that he actually was a contributing member of the pack (hence the “we”) and had been raised at least partially by the wolves themselves. Not sure how they raised him into this dudebro-looking twenty-something with a name like Dan, but they did?

Where did he get his phone? How did he pay for his data? Who taught him English? Why did he dress like that?

I have so many questions for WolfpackDan.

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I picked up ooblets and 2 weeks later had played 40 hours somehow. My favorites: rocks with legs and slightly evil plush toys.

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What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?

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First he's being such beauty and grace and mr. bodypositivity only to end up talking about his favourite body part (again) 😮‍💨

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Love watching r/germany address the real problems of living here

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This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

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People’s Champion | August 30th 2024 | Kokkolan venetsialaiset

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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

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not which do you like writing most, but which do you think you do with most skill.

pointedly not including a “none” option. even if you suck at all of them, which do you suck at the least?

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Doggust days 1-9!! I’ve been having so much fun doing these little gouache paintings.

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🎞 paidatonriehuja via IG story ( link )