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Lovesick Alastor Headcanon

Alastor X Reader

Warnings ⚠

⚠ deer man is possessive/obsessive over you, hides it somewhat, very yandere coded but doesn't force you to do anything you don't like, suggestive/implied, hint at cannibalism, blood, ☺🔪 ⚠

This goes for almost all versions of the Reader. Child reader/platonic relationships excluded.

He's had his eye on you for a while now. Of course you didn't know since he always kept his composure.

You were a jewel among rocks to him.

Will do anything to make you fall in love with him. Not make but persuade.

Uses Vox as a dummy whenever he can to make himself look good.

Waits for you to approach him.

And when you do he's the happiest demon in Hell.

He likes when you wear red. Especially if you are covered in blood.

Its not yours, no. He'd never let that happen.

Literally crazy about you.

He doesn't do PDA but behind closed doors is a different story.

Alastor is a gentleman! He won't do anything unless you ask him to. Kisses, cuddles, hand holding, biting-

*cough*

Depending on what you like of course.

Only spills your blood with your permission. Fully consensual.

Likes holding you close or having you nearby. It calms him down when he's upset or too peppy.

When you are at the hotel, he likes whisking you away to his office for kisses.

Buys you jewelry, food, clothes. A lot of gifts that are in his colors. Maybe one thing you'll wear everyday with a microphone on it.

Everyone knows to STAY AWAY.

Of course Vox is an idiot and tries to woo you but fails miserably.

"You know how much I adore you my dearest.", Alastor caresses your face. "Jusqu'à la fin des temps ou jusqu'à ce qu'il n'y ait plus que nous." (Until the end of time, or until it's just us.)

Makes sure you're content and well taken care of.

Of course there are times when he does too much and you get upset.

"Alastor, please let me do this for myself.", you'll say with a pout.

"Forgive me my darling.", he kisses the top of your head. "You know I like taking care of you, but as you wish."

He shows off his demon form because he knows you like it.

Teases you about it later in your shared hotel room, until you're hiding your blushing face.

"I thought you liked my radio dial eyes?", he leans closer, purposefully turning them into radio dials. "￦as ¡ wr¤Ω&?", he asks, static more noticeable in his voice.

"D-don't!", you'll stutter and shiver, peeking through your fingers.

His smile widens and he'll continue transforming. "What's the matter my love?", he chuckles as he looms over you. "Trouble holding back?"

Falls in love all over again when you get pissed at someone.

Watches as you tear up said demon and cheers for you. "Save me a piece or two darling!"

Man worships and adores you.

No one will ever see you make the Radio Demon blush, but you don't mind. That's only for you to see.

He's yours after all.

Thank you to @the-friend-lol for making me the gif.

~Seline, the person.

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Alastor's antlers are embarrassingly, pathetically, unbearably sensitive.

He can't for the life of him figure out why—it's not like any of the other transfigured creatures wandering around the underworld were made this way. Most other animal-like sinners don't seem to care about or even acknowledge their characteristics.

Yet here he is, purposefully hiding them away just so that no one will discover his terrible weakness. Oh, what he would give to be like the others if only to ignore their incessantly uncomfortable presence on his head.

Perhaps it was a curse from heaven that made him this way, or karma that he was repaying from his life. Either way, he can't stand being touched.

At least, that's what he thought.

There's no malicious intent behind your hands, no glint in your eye that makes the primal instincts in his head scream at him to melt into the shadows. You're as gentle as can be, fingers running delicately along the intricacies of his antlers and stopping just at the ends of them.

"They're beautiful," you whisper with your eyes blown wide. Your shoulders rise and fall with each rapid breath, probably from the adrenaline of standing so close to an Overlord like this. And Alastor, no less.

Your reliable hotelier. Your first real friend in the hotel. The one whose smile cannot be trusted.

But for some reason, you can't shake the feeling that he's looking at you with pure, genuine appreciation even if his smile is a little wonky.

"Why, thank you, darling!"

He jerks away from you quick as the wind, standing tall once again and towering over you. His expression has morphed into something more strained—you can tell by the way his face creases up as his eyes narrow.

He was the one who decided to invade your personal space while the two of you were arguing. He just didn't think that you would be so bold as to get distracted by his antlers and have the gall to reach out to touch them.

The worst part? The absolute worst part of it all is that no one in all the time he's been in Hell has been gentle with him like that.

Add that to the list of things he despises. Or likes. You're confusing him now.

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You have some nerve, he thinks.

Your hands have found a new home resting atop his head, with your fingers combing through his hair and tracing up and down the curve of his antlers.

It becomes a nightly routine—him on the barstool or sitting in front of the piano and you standing behind him with your fingers tangled in his hair and your chin on his head, perched right between the horns. Others in the hotel have started to raise a brow, but you don't seem to care.

So when you finally decide to break routine, sitting on the opposite end of the couch from him, his eye twitches.

There isn't even an audience tonight, everyone else already tucked into bed save for Husk behind the bar who's too busy with a bottle to care. The silence between you is heavy as lead.

"Is something the matter?" Alastor finally abruptly asks, eyes narrowed at you from the side. You shift uncomfortably.

"Why would something be the matter?"

He's not in the mood for games right now. "This is the first time you've sat away from me in months," he observes.

You look at him, surprised by his hostility over this. "Well, Lucifer told me that you don't like—"

"Lucifer," he interrupts, head now whipping to the side so he can fully glare at you. "Knows nothing."

You blink at him, stunned. With the way he's acting, he almost seems... annoyed that you've decided to stop being so handsy?

Silence overcomes you again as you just stare at each other, completely at a loss of words. Alastor finally realizes his snappiness and composes himself once more, exhaling through his teeth.

His smile softens at you, missing its usual edge. You know him like this the best—head in your lap and antlers exposed. It's familiar to you in a way that it could never be to anyone else. At least, you hope that's true.

"He knows nothing," the radio demon says one more time for good measure, eyes drifting shut under the weight of your hands.

Alastor has never liked to be touched before. But maybe there is a first time for everything, and maybe the safety of your touch brings him enough ease that you're the first he admits he can tolerate.

His smile says it all. He's content like this, even if he would deny it with his chest if you ever told anyone else.

"Okay," you breathe. "I believe you."

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Between Dazai and the Flags they probably managed to introduce Chuuya to Dumb Teenager Shit™ right? Because I doubt the sheep did all that much kid shit, sure they had the arcade but other than that?

Dazai dragging Chuuya to the movie theater and pausing outside and saying something like "Oh no they don't allow dogs, too bad let's go home" and Chuuya being like "Fuck that, we are watching this movie"

Albatross telling Chuuya that it is necessary for Mafia members to know how to play Go Fish and Spoons and Old Maid and Garbage and other dumb card games.

The Flags playing Never Have I Ever with Chuuya and then Albatross dragging him out the next night to "give him a fair shot at winning next time"

Parkour attempts. Chuuya getting told using his ability i cheating. Chuuya telling them they're just mad they suck.

Sticking Chuuya on a skateboard, handing him a jumprope and pulling him down a street in a car. Letting Chuuya drive next and pull someone else.

The Flags piling into the back of a truck and fucking gunning it down a road bc one of them knows a spot. They come back smelling like weed and having learned Chuuya gets drunk very fast.

Them playing Mario Cart with shopping carts in a parking lot. Chuuya being told if he keeps making people lighter they're gonna make him play with Dazai.

Chuuya picking up random skills because his dumbass friends coworkers kept getting him into situations where he needed it.

Chuuya finding out that a lot of the flags know how to play at least one instrument and deciding to learn how to play two. Drums and guitar.

Of course now most of the city is covered in memories that make Chuuya remember that his friends are gone.

-E

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I downloaded the mayoi game and I'm not going to say how many hours I have wasted in the past week.

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can u do… iceman hc’s… 👉🏽👈🏽 ty *runs*

can be sfw, nsfw… whatever :P go for it >:D

good luck my friend~

A glass of wine coming up! Thank you for your kind patronage.

Iceman hcs:

•He’s normally cold demeanor wise, always out lighting a cigarette anywhere whenever he can and whenever he feels like he needs to.

•He does it when he’s with you, playing music in some old phonograph he thought looked nice in his small living room with a stack of books he likes to read. He relaxes in your presence.

•Iceman intends to make things easier for you, he’s a bit avoidant that way; more so in the sense that he wants no trouble with you, and he makes that clear, always, speaking to you a lot gentler than he would the group of mafiosi he got dragged in.

•Iceman doesn’t mind your touch, he reciprocates it, but a bit more subtle than others would. When you walk together, he places you away from where the road would be, a hand to your back, as if to ready himself to protect you if he needs to.

•Iceman’s love is patient and warm, a stark contrast to his nickname and demeanor. He would never hurt you, and he will always be there for you when you need someone to ground you to reality. His comfort comes in warm, heavy palms on your shoulder, a stare to your eyes, and telling you to breathe with him if you’re in a state of being frantic.

•Iceman is willing to do anything for you, caring not for how much effort he would have to exert to get you what you may need, or what you may want. He’s no stranger to breaking into facilities and stealing files if you need him to, or killing people for you (though he would rather not tell you this, knowing it is much better for you not to be exposed to further violence more than you already have in association with him).

•It could be simple things too, Iceman is not a complicated man. He could get you flowers that reminds him of you, or a book you may want to read, or a scarf when he takes note of the weather.

•He cooks for you whenever he finds the time to, pouring care into the dish he makes when he’s waiting for you to wake up from your sleep. His food tastes of home and warmth; everything good in life, everything good in love. He calls for your name when you awake, and you find yourself tasting the reality of his nature through the food he has made for you.

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Dating Chuuya HCs

Warnings: none!

I feel like he'd take such good care of himself. (Maybe not so much his apartment, there's a few shirts scattered around and he doesn't always care to fold the hand towels or unload the dishwasher if he gets home late.) But his personal hygiene? On point. 5 step hair care routine, pimple patches at the ready, he also takes rlly good care of his hands. At least a clear coat at all times just to keep them from breaking and have them looking nice, or he paints them black/red/gold. He wouldn't wear acrylics or any jewelry that could get in the way like dangling earrings or chains or overly chunky rings. They can get caught on things or ripped out, and he's not taking any chances.

Dates aren't so much about what you do or where you go as much as it is about just spending time with you. He'll definitely take you somewhere nice if you ask for it or if it's a special occasion, but I feel like he'd be completely fine with a picnic or window shopping. For him it's about the company, sharing a crêpe and holding your hand as you walk along the boardwalk is perfect for him.

Used to not mind having to travel for work but now he hates it, he wants to be close to you in case you need it or you get in trouble for whatever reason. I imagine that he'd be over the moon if you could go with him on his trips. Work is work for him but once he's done doing whatever he has to do (negotiations, murder, whatever) he's delighted to explore with you wherever you are. Bonus points if he's undercover and you can add to the story, what better than you dressing up fancy and pretending you're married to infiltrate some party?

Literally the prettiest man on earth but he still gets flustered when you point it out. He'll stammer and go beet red, and probably screech at you. I feel like he loves to give off the whole "rugged gangster bad boy" vibe (see the wan) but it really doesn't stick at all. I mean come on, he loves posing in front of the mirror, he loves Kenji, he asks about Kyouka, the man is a sweetheart! But he's not used to genuine, upfront displays of affection or compliments so if he gets them it's an instant shutdown. Don't let that fool you though, when he's gotten a hold of himself he'll be absolutely glowing with how pleased he is.

Another little headcannon of mine is that he'd love to match things with his partner. Same jewelry or the same piercings but one set in silver and the other in gold, subtly colour coordinated outfits or accessories. I don't think he's the kind to flaunt you from the rooftops but he'll have you on his arm, he'll get you matching rings, he'll hold your hand while you walk.

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Things I have in common with Chuuya:

We're both 1'60m.

We both like wine

We both are lightweights.

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Now it's canon that Chuuya practised his acting skills with Lippmann.

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Pianomann loves kpop gg, he knows all choreos and you can't convince me otherwise.

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Skincare routine (The Flags + Chuuya)

a/n: I'm in my stormbringer phase, and I came up with this yesterday while I was doing my skincare. Hope you like it!

Lippmann:

As an actor, he takes great care of his skin.

He follows a 10-step routine.

He knows everything about ingredients, and he always checks them before trying a different product.

He buys the best products, and he spares no expenses on them.

Pretty scared of developing stress wrinkles.

From time to time, he gathers all the Flags in his apartment, and they order pizza, drink wine or champagne and they gossip, while putting on sheet masks.

Pianoman:

At first, he didn't care much about his skin. He knows that he looks good, and that's enough.

Until he met Lippmann.

His routine is well-built, but it's not as long as Lippmann's.

He knows enough about products to know the difference between hyaluronic acid, niacinamide and retinol, because Lippmann explained it to him.

He ends up watching skincare videos quite often.

When they all meet at Lippmann's, he usually arrives a bit early, so they can talk about new products, trends, etc.

Albatross:

Do you know these guys that use the most basic soap, and they still have a perfect glowing skin?

He's one of them.

When they first met, Lippmann asked him about his routine.

Boy was like ??? just soap ??? why would he use anything else???

Lippmann hates him (affectionately).

Once he forgot to buy soap, and he used dish soap instead 💀

Lippmann bought him some basic products, like a cleanser and a moisturizing cream.

Sometimes he uses them, sometimes he doesn't.

Doc:

He has really dry skin.

He knows it.

He does nothing about it.

He has a moisturizing cream at home, but he forgets to apply it.

Lippmann always carries some samples of moisture cream, so when he meets Doc he can force him to apply it.

After skincare nights at Lippmann's, his skin feels new and refreshed.

He likes that feeling, but he ends up forgetting to stick up to a routine to keep it always like that.

Iceman:

He has normal skin, and he doesn't care much about skincare.

He had a really basic routine of his own.

Before, he used to wash his face with water, and then he just applied aftershave in the mornings.

Lippmann told him to use a cleanser and eye cream, to avoid developing wrinkles.

He agreed, and now he uses the products Lippmann recommended him.

He will stick to those products unless Lippmann tells him to use different (and better) ones.

Chuuya:

Another one who didn't care much about his skin.

As a teen, he doesn't have pimples. Boy was born with a perfect pretty skin.

But Lippmann insisted that he should take better care of his skin.

Now he uses a cleanser, a toner, moisturizing cream and sunscreen.

He actually enjoys the routine, especially at night, after a long day at work.

The first time he went to one of Lippmann's skincare nights, he refused to put on a sheet mask.

Pianoman and Albatross pinned him down, while Lippmann put it on him.

He actually enjoyed it, and his skin looked much better, but he rather die than admit it.

Now every time they gather together, he puts on a small act of resistance before joining them.

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I changed my bio, so the html got deleted, but I'm trying to add again the link to my main account but it's not working ??? And I'm just typing the same html I see everywhere ??? Have they deleted this option???

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My drafts represent my two moods: the cute and the slut.

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in which there are ghosts in the bsd universe

! stormbringer spoilers, read at your own risk (and also angst. if you're read stormbringer you know where this goes)

yokohama has its fair share of figurative ghosts, but there are literal ones, too- just that virtually no one can see them. they can touch things, like a light breeze, and if enough of them work together they can move things around

nakahara chuuya is haunted by five ghosts, none of whom wish to do him harm. sometimes there are light touches just strong enough to trigger his instincts, make fights easier; sometimes he turns around and no one is there.

they don't always haunt him- akutagawa gin and kyoka izumi feel phantom touches that keep them on their guard, have them looking over their shoulder, whenever they're training in the underground facility. they're not alone down there, someone watches over them while they train with the port mafia's hidden executive.

but most of the time, they hang around chuuya. after the incident with q and the guild, the clearing chuuya sleeps in is filled with the ghosts of his friends. doc sits on a tree stump nearby, lippman leans against another tree while iceman watches over chuuya from nearby. pianoman wanders around the clearing and takes in the sheer scale of destruction the incident brings about, and albatross joins doc. they laugh about how chuuya hasn't changed, still the same dramatic mafioso they know.

there's one day every month, a day off that chuuya negotiated a long time ago. the five of them always accompany him, an unspoken rule they follow.

it always goes similarly, one of the few days where chuuya follows a set structure- he visits a flower shop, and chooses flowers to buy. albatross always argues, criticises chuuya's choice of flowers and points out better options (chuuya can never hear him. the other flags pretend they don't hear or see it, when albatross' voice cuts off and he tries to shake chuuya)

the flags follow their last member to their own gravesites, and watch him as he lays the flowers down. lippman smiles sadly when chuuya places his favourite flowers before his grave (he remembers when he mentioned it, in an interview, but for chuuya to go find it, when as many traces of them as possible were cleaned up by the mafia?)

they spend those few hours with him, when chuuya sits down and starts to talk to them. albatross wanders over to where the red motorcycle he told chuuya to take is, and grudgingly compliments how well chuuya's cared for it. they answer chuuya when he asks questions, and talk back to him, but chuuya can never hear them.

so he never hears, when they try to tell him that it's not his fault. they try to tell him that he shouldn't blame himself, that they would do it again for him. (chuuya never listens, and the flags' hearts break a little more every time he apologises to them)

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At what are the flags packing?

They are all packing their bags to come sleep at my house.

Okay I’m sorry- for real though- I’m gonna put my thoughts under the cut because it’s definitely nsfw

Piano man:

Definitely considerable size. Enough to make you ache a little bit but not anything that’s absolutely going to destroy you. He’s got more length than girth i think. Probably somewhere around 7 inches hard. I always try to be somewhat reasonable with these. Some people really come out here and say everyone’s got an 8-9 inch dick and i just don’t think that’s reasonable or plausible. So yeah… I’m going to say about 7 inches when hard. It’s got a nicely flushed pink head, and it curves up a little bit. He’s got a small vein running up the left side. Piano man’s skill comes not from his length however, but from his knowledge of how to use that thing. That man is packing a weapon and a nice cock isn’t the only thing under his belt. He has EXPERIENCE. I think he’s well trimmed as far as grooming goes. He likes to keep things neat down there.

Albatross:

Listen i don’t think this man is exactly packing… but he’s got energy okay? He’ll give it his all. I’ll average him out at about six inches when hard. He’s got a little more girth than length but nothing painful. But like- he’s got a NICE set of balls. That man was meant to Breed and I’ll say it as it is. His tip is always nice and flushed when he gets aroused, it will get a deep pink. He curves to the left very subtly but it’s not terribly noticeable. He’s super sensitive just below his head on the underside and if you rub it with your thumb he’ll yelp. Sometimes he gets a little too rough with the thrusts in bed so you have to tap him and tell him to chill the fuck out. He gets a little over excited. Probably once thrusted you straight off the bed into the floor. As far as grooming goes i don’t think it’s something he pays a whole lot of mind to, but he’s also not really a person who naturally grows much. If you have a problem with it and tell him to trim it he absolutely will.

Lippmann:

Pretty dick for a pretty boy. That shit looks delicate. It’s all tinted a very faint cute pink with a nice red head. Very little body hair. He’s got a very small amount of fuzz but it’s more like peach fuzz than anything. He’s got a dick that was meant for the screen. If he ever decided to stop acting in movies he’d be great in porn. Anywho- 👀… his balls aren’t especially big or heavy either, they’re a good size. He’s got a little vein on the underside of his cock, but it’s nothing huge. I think he’s got a bit of experience under his belt, but not as much as you would expect him to have. Lippmann could probably get laid with a different woman every night of the week if he wanted to but he chooses not to. He prefers to be in a relationship with whoever he’s fucking except for rare occasions. Lippmann believes in romance but sometimes even he gets pent up and needs a good fuck. His dick is probably suuuper sensitive though so it’s really easy to flip him over and get him moaning and squirming. He’s a good switch. He prefers gentle touches over super firm ones. They just get him going more.

Doc:

Probably has the smallest in the group but PLEASE do not sell this man short. He’s insecure enough already, god forbid you said anything. He probably takes months to work up to taking off his clothes in front of you. If you make a comment on his dick he may just put them right back on and leave. Leave the room. Leave the house. Leave the relationship. Please treat this man with care. He’s not big in the sex scene but he desperately craves that intimacy- but that’s not what this is about. I think doc is probably 4.5-5 inches when hard, and he curves a little bit to the left. His dick is pretty pale which makes his veins more evident, and his tip flushed a pale pink, almost purple when he’s aroused. He’s sensitive- but i imagine he’s sensitive most everywhere, not just his cock. He really likes when you focus your attention on the head when giving him handjobs/blowjobs. And let’s be honest- those little hips are GRIPPABLE. But like please be gentle because he’s fragile. You normally end up having to ride him. But, even though his dick game isn’t spectacular. You should know those surgeons hands MORE than make up for it. He knows how to have you seeing stars in minutes, and sometimes when he knows he doesn’t have the strength to thrust into you, he pulls you up to lay across his lap in bed and just- sends you to god with his hands. He’s another one who i don’t think is especially well groomed, it’s just not something he cares to do because he isn’t usually worried about sleeping with anyone. If you ask him to, though. He will.

Iceman:

Listen. This man is HUGE. And he is girthy too. Iceman is the definition of ‘can split you in two’. He’s about 8.5 inches when hard and he’s got a heavy pair of balls that will undoubtedly smack against you when he’s going to town. This man is always gentle when you two are in bed together, though. He knows how big he is and he doesn’t plan to play around with that. Hes well aware he can hurt you. So he always goes slow, and asks if you’re okay once he’s about half way inside you. He stops and asks again once he’s fully inside, and only then does he start moving. His thrusts are always somewhat gentle and slow until you tell him (beg him) to speed up. He usually speeds up on his own towards the end when he’s really chasing his high however. Overall doing it with iceman is a 10/10 experience.

I think i figured out how to make it WORK.

Listen. This man is HUGE. And he is girthy too. Iceman is the definition of ‘can split you in two’. He’s about 8.5 inches when hard and he’s got a heavy pair of balls that will undoubtedly smack against you when he’s going to town. This man is ALWAYS gentle when you two have sex though. He knows how big he is and he doesn’t plan to play around with that. Hes well aware he can hurt you. So he always goes slow, and asks if you’re okay once he’s about half way inside you. He stops and asks again once he’s fully inside, and only then does he start moving. His thrusts are always somewhat gentle and slow until you tell him (beg him) to speed up. He usually speeds up on his own towards the end when he’s really chasing his high however. Overall sex with iceman is a 10/10 experience.

Listen. This man is HUNG. HUNG. And he is girthy too. Iceman is the definition of ‘cab split you in two’. He’s about 8.5 inches when hard and he’s got a heavy pair of balls that will undoubtedly smack against you when he’s going to town. This man is ALWAYS gentle when you two have sex though. He knows how big he is and he doesn’t plan to play around with that. Hes well aware he can hurt you. So he always goes slow, and asks if you’re okay once he’s about half way inside you. He stops and asks again once he’s fully inside, and only then does he start moving. His thrusts are always somewhat gentle and slow until you tell him (beg him) to speed up. He usually speeds up on his own towards the end when he’s really chasing his high however. Overall sex with iceman is a 10/10 experience.

Probably has the smallest in the group but PLEASE do not sell this man short. He’s insecure enough already, god forbid you said anything. He probably takes months to work up to taking off his clothes in front of you. If you make a comment on his dick he may just put them right back on and leave. Leave the room. Leave the house. Leave the relationship. Please treat this man with care. He’s not big in the sex scene but he desperately craves that intimacy- but that’s not what this is about. I think doc is probably 4.5-5 inches when hard, and he curves a little bit to the left. His dick is pretty pale which makes his veins more evident, and his tip flushed a pale pink, almost purple when he’s aroused. He’s sensitive- but i imagine he’s sensitive most everywhere, not just his cock. He really likes when you focus your attention on the head when giving him handjobs/blowjobs. And let’s be honest- those little hips are GRIPPABLE. But like please be gentle because he’s fragile. You normally end up having to ride him. But, even though his dick game isn’t spectacular. You should know those surgeons hands MORE than make up for it. He knows how to have you seeing stars in minutes, and sometimes when he knows he doesn’t have the strength to thrust into you, he pulls you up to lay across his lap in bed and just- sends you to god with his hands. He’s another one who i don’t think is especially well groomed, it’s just not something he cares to do because he isn’t usually worried about sleeping with anyone. If you ask him to, though. He will. 0. Iceman: Listen. This man is HUNG. HUNG. And he is girthy too. Iceman is the definition of ‘cab split you in two’. He’s about 8.5 inches when hard and he’s got a heavy pair of balls that will undoubtedly smack against you when he’s going to town. This man is ALWAYS gentle when you two have sex though. He knows how big he is and he doesn’t plan to play around with that. Hes well aware he can hurt you. So he always goes slow, and asks if you’re okay once he’s about half way inside you. He stops and asks again once he’s fully inside, and only then does he start moving. His thrusts are always somewhat gentle and slow until you tell him (beg him) to speed up. He usually speeds up on his own towards the end when he’s really chasing his high however. Overall sex with iceman is a 10/10 experience.

Listen. This man is HUNG. HUNG. And he is girthy too. Iceman is the definition of ‘cab split you in two’. He’s about 8.5 inches when hard and he’s got a heavy pair of balls that will undoubtedly smack against you when he’s going to town. This man is ALWAYS gentle when you two have sex though. He knows how big he is and he doesn’t plan to play around with that. Hes well aware he can hurt you. So he always goes slow, and asks if you’re okay once he’s about half way inside you. He stops and asks again once he’s fully inside, and only then does he start moving. His thrusts are always somewhat gentle and slow until you tell him (beg him) to speed up. He usually speeds up on his own towards the end when he’s really chasing his high however. Overall sex with iceman is a 10/10 experience.

((I LOVE HOW IN THE FIRST DRAFT OF THIS ICEMAN’S JUST GOT DELETED FOR SOME REASON AFTER I POSTED IT? FUCK U TUMBLR- ugh I’ll try again later-))

Listen. This man is HUNG. He’s HUNG. Alright? I’m talking like 8.5 inches hard and he’s got GIRTH. This man will split you in fucking two. He’s got those heavy balls too. Overall this man just has monster cock energy. But like- listen. He’s super gentle in bed. He knows he’s big, and it’s not something he has a huge ego about. He’s way more aware of the fact that he could easily hurt you if he isn’t careful, because honestly everything about him is big compared to you. Sex with iceman is often filled with a lot of gentle questions of whether or not your okay. He always slows down once he’s about half way inside you to make sure you’re doing alright, and once he’s sure he still moves slowly unless you request him to speed up. His thrusts are always careful and gentle up until the end when he gets a little carried away. Sex with iceman is 10/10 let’s be real.

Lord have MERCY he’s the man who will split you in half without even having to try. This man is HUNG. 8.5 inches hard and GIRTHY. This man has a veiny, MONSTER COCK. dark pink head that almost looks purple when he’s hard, much like docs. The veins along his cock are all super sensitive so it’s easy to get him going with a good pump of your fist. This man can get a little rough in bed if you ask him to, but he really doesn’t need to with his size. If you don’t explicitly tell him you like it rough though, he’s shockingly so gentle and attentive. Maybe he knows he’s big, because he always waits for you to adjust before he starts moving, and he pets your hair while you get used to his size. He’s always asks you throughout if you’re alright, even when he’s balls deep inside of you. Normally his voice will come out even more husky and strained than usual, and it’s super hot. He keeps himself trimmed and clean but he’s definitely still got some hair and a cute little happy trail that runs up his stomach to his belly button. Over all 10/10. Such a good man.

[nakaharaass]

It’s A Start

The Flags were... strange, to say the least. 

There was Pianoman, who Chuuya was pretty sure doesn't even how to play the piano. Lippmann was a famous actor who worked in the Port Mafia. Albatross was his obnoxious upstairs neighbor whose favorite hobbies were A: vehicles and B: making sure that the gravity user didn't get a wink of sleep. Doc was (surprisingly) a legitimate doctor, and Iceman who was actually pretty neat. 

They were technically called the Young Bloods, a support group for members of the Port Mafia who were under twenty-five. 

Right now, all six members were at Old World, their usual meeting place.

For being his seniors, some of them were quite irresponsible as he was being given booze, despite being four years under Japan's legal drinking age. 

They were playing billiards, Chuuya being taught how to play by Lippmann.

"Okay, so you're supposed to hold the cue stick like this, then angle it and hit the white ball to knock your team's balls into the pockets..."

Albatross snickered, and Pianoman swatted him over the head with a rolled up pamphlet he found in his pocket. Rolling his eyes, Chuuya redirects his attention back to Lippmann's instructions.

Hours pass, bottles of alcohol empty, and the long summer night continues on as the sun goes away, everyone's coats and jackets discarded. Tonight was also unfortunately the night that Chuuya discovered that he was a lightweight, teetering back and forth after his second drink. Someone yelled over the general chaos of the ongoing billiards games that they should seriously all go home because it was nearly two in the morning. Chuuya looks at the clock, and discovered that whoever they were, they were rght.

He nods in agreement, looking around at the others. Everyone finishes up, and they're all walking together ten minutes later, Iceman carrying all the coats. 

Chuuya trips on a stray pebble, and Pianoman catches him. Chuuya smiles, and breaks out into a tipsy giggle. 

Before he knew it, everyone else was laughing as well, their laughter cutting through the gentle warm breeze and buzzing of insects, then Chuuya remembered that they were all walking because nobody could drive right now and he laughed some more, looking up at the star-spotted sky. 

Tonight, they seemed to shine just a bit brighter.

The stars were beautiful. More beautiful now than ever. Maybe it was the alcohol. Maybe it was something else.

Whatever it was, something seemed to bloom inside of his chest. Something small.

A start.

The start of... a friendship? 

Maybe the Flags weren't so bad after all.

The stars seem to smile down at him as he arrived to the apartment complex, entering his place, Albatross's feet thumping above him like the rhythmic hits of a drum.

Okay, Albatross was still pretty awful.

But the rest of them weren't.

(This work has also been posted on my AO3!)

[nakaharaass]

hc Chuuya only attended the Albatross School of Driving so when he went to take the official exam to get his motorcycle license, the Flags all eagerly awaited at Old World bar with two cakes prepared— one that said “fuck the exam” (for if he failed) and another that said “CONGRATULATIONS!” (for if he passed)

(—of course he passed. he's Chuuya, after all.)

[the Flags waiting for Chuuya] Albatross: of course he'll pass. i'm a great teacher Doc: weren't you the one who told him any surface could be a road with his ability? Iceman: you also said "speed over safety" Pianoman: and did you even teach him to parallel park? Albatross: .

Chuuya, entering Old World after his exam: the Flags: Chuuya: Pianoman, signalling for Iceman to get the "fuck the exam" cake: ...it's okay! a lot of ppl don't pass the first time Chuuya: i passed Iceman, throwing the "fuck the exam" cake directly out the window: of course you did we never doubted you

[nakaharaass]

Last week I skimmed really fast the first chapter of Stormbringer, enough to know what happens. Then a few days ago I started reading it at normal pace, but I stopped the moment Adam appeared, and I switched to read fics where all the flags are alive. Nobody can't stop me from being delusional.