jjba reader texts
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Prosciutto: Where are you from
Y/N: (wherever you are from)
Prosciutto: My condolences
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Formaggio: * sends a picture of Ghiaccio*
Y/N: MY MAN
Formaggio: Possibly I could be lol
Y/N: No ghiaccio
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Y/N: ruin my life
Keicho: to busy ruining my own
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Joseph: What's your favorite animal noise
Y/N: Guinea Pig Wheeking
Joseph: I love that noise
Joseph: Sounds like stepping on a squeaky toy
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Y/N: He's Italian I wouldn't put it past him
Y/N: Thank god they arn't real
Narancia: Nah fr
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Mista: Wanna swap bodies
Mista: See who gets more hoes
Y/N: Let out a disappointed dad sigh on that one
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No matter what any misogynistic loser says, Jolyne was the truest successor of Jonathan’s spirit and was more than deserving of being the final JoJo of the original continuity. Her death to Pucci was a noble sacrifice and a beautiful moment and, ultimately, she triumphed over him in the end. She was not weak or entitled or annoying or boring - whatever misogynistic bullshit people spew about her. She is so much more complex and phenomenal than bigots in this fandom can even comprehend and, ultimately, it is their loss for disregarding her because they are so deeply hateful of women. Also they should die.
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Yesterday was Gappy's birthday. Happy birthday!!!
I really really wanna see Gappy and Yasuho coming back in part 9, and when I saw the tweet at the last slide, I got a great idea. I am eager to have Josuke meeting his piece of shit cousin, who would love his baby, ofc.
[Long Description]:
First image has three digital illustrations all gathered in one white canvas.
The most noticeble one is a digital painting redraw of a scene from the movie Across The Spiderverse, in which the characters of Peter B Parker and Mary Jane have been replaced by Josuke Higashikata and Yasuho Hirose from Jojo part 8. The image is a shot of them in a dark room only illuminated by the blue lights that come through a non visible window. They are bending down to see the inside of a cradle of which we can see its railing. There's a yellow text that simulates being captions of the dialogue Yasuho is saying, it says: "Josuke, did you bring our baby to another fight?"
The other two drawings are just black and white sketches of Josuke standing with a sun-glasses-wearing baby in a kangaroo carrier, and another one of Jodio Joestar sitting down with the same baby on his lap reading a book. His speech bubble says: "The pig says: "You have the right to remain silent.""
The next image is a Twitter screenshot of user @/radiantaeonstar saying "As much as I want Dragona to end up being the new continuity equivalent to Jolyne, I also really like the alternative scenario of Gappy pulling a Peter B. Parker and showing up in Jojolands with a daughter who has her own stand ability." And a reply by user @/pozonii_ (me) that only says "SHIZUKA!!" in all caps.
[End of LD]
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